The Auburner has this year’s crop of Valentine’s Day cards, and they’re marvelous as usual. Be sure to complete the Auburn V-Day ritual by giving your main squeeze a coupon for four points off two safeties in the third quarter, a hug with a Bobby Lowder Limited Edition Victorionox Knife In the Back, and then jump sideways into their knee and claim it was accidental.
Our favorite:
Note that last one? Do ya, huh? See what they’re doing there? Eh?
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Actually, they should bring back the Chop Block and the Crack-Back, since they are making the game shorter and all……lets go all old school and just get the Tear Away jerseys…..that way you have to have eyes on your knees and in the back of your head, and no fair catch rule either, thats bullshit……whats more fun than running full speed at a guy standing still trying to catch a ball and you can knock him senseless whether he has the ball or not, kinda like hockey
February 15th, 2008 at 12:56 am
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NewAZTiger says:
They should also bring back Milli Vanilli.
Who cares if one of them is dead? It’s never stopped Alabama.
February 15th, 2008 at 8:23 am
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ChemE93 says:
Pelican Pants, I love that blocking scheme. I’ll have to call Coach Nall and have Auburn implement it immediately. Before long, defensive line coaches will be teaching their players to hold their hands in front of their face to avoid the Moe Eye Poke (TM, Virginia Tech’s defense).
Hey, NewAZTiger — so what’s that make us?
February 15th, 2008 at 9:08 am
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JohnInHuntsville says:
“Freshman linemen yada yada yada……………….”
Whhhiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……………..
Keep spinnin.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:25 am
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MiseanAuFan says:
^^Bama chop blocked Dorsey, too. If you watched the game on TV, they showed a replay in slo-mo, and the commentators even mentioned it.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:44 am
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Kenny says:
NewAZTiger: 1000 cocktails … and knee braces for your efforts here.
February 15th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
Hey….Fuck you buddy!
February 16th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
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Joshua says:
When referring to Chaz (who in the blue fuck names their kid/proudly goes by the name Chaz) Ramsey, please use his proper name, Dorsey’s little prison bitch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-LkCvNK2iM
You sit when you piss, bitch!!!!!!!
February 18th, 2008 at 9:03 am