HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU, TIGER-STYLE

Obviously this is a dead horse, and I know it will truly never stop. But when will the chop block jabs end?

Are we to assume CTT and Hugh Nall have been coaching college football together for over a decade and all of a sudden decided to start playing dirty or just now got caught (after how many nationally televised games?)? I guess it’s just plain silly to assume a true freshman could actually mess up on a blocking assignment and go low when he was supposed to go high, right?

Yes, I know it was twice this year – but zero since these two started working together at Ole Miss in 1997 says something as well.

/rant

Is the Auburner guy related to Dr. Greg Burns or Dave “The Zinger” Clinger?

oooooh, ya burn!!!

zing!

Two interceptions in the end zone before halftime…two game changing plays. ho hum….

New rules coming out on chop blocks.

Auburn will still reward helmut thickers for this integral component of the o-line scheme.

Princess Toadhottie alert.

“Obviously this is a dead horse, and I know it will truly never stop. But when will the chop block jabs end?”

when they stop doing them.

Which cupcake is that team on the far right of the card?

Oh. Wait. It’s Alabama. Right.

George Tech Valentine’s day card:

“My Johnson knows your the best option!”

Hooray for being low brow.

It’s always silly to assume, rube.

TIGERinATL

Its like we tell the Michigan fans – The beatings will continue until morale improves.

In other words, like Kleph alluded to, stop chop blocking.

What? No Temple?

Georgia related:

If you feel like loving me
If you’ve got the Knowshon
I second that emotion

HAHAHA THOSE GUYS ON THAT WEBSITE PUT ALABAMA IN WITH SOME SHITTY TEAMS ON A CARD!! CALLING THEM CUPCAKES WHICH I AM ASSUMING REFERS TO THE TERM CUPCAKE MEANING AN EASY TEAM HAHAHA LOLZ HAHAHA ROFLMAO!!!!

Got it.

Freshmen linemen always get the blocking assignment right and 10+ years of clean play/coaching doesn’t speak to one’s ethics.

Thank you all so much for clearing that up.

Assuming Lowder’s Victorinox is a Swiss Army knife, what other implements would he have at his disposal in addition to the back-stabber? A universal jet key? A crow bar to separate his female offspring from coaches named Bowden? A blow gun with poisoned dart labeled “CTT?”

#15

a money clip

Are Auburn players going to have to take their cleats off and stick out their big toe after winning the 2012 game?

“HAHAHA THOSE GUYS ON THAT WEBSITE PUT ALABAMA IN WITH SOME SHITTY TEAMS ON A CARD!! CALLING THEM CUPCAKES WHICH I AM ASSUMING REFERS TO THE TERM CUPCAKE MEANING AN EASY TEAM HAHAHA LOLZ HAHAHA ROFLMAO!!!!”

You’re right, instead of Alabama, they should have put La-Monore. Oh wait, nevermind.

1. - Jets don’t have keys, you may be surprised to find out. You have to leave the door open or you can’t get in. And there’s no starter key.

1. niiiice.

Biggus:

Outstanding.

“TIGERinATL

Its like we tell the Michigan fans – The beatings will continue until morale improves."

W 1/1/2008 vs. Florida (9-4) 41 35 @ Orlando, FL Capital One Bowl
W 9/2/2006 vs. Vanderbilt (4-8) 27 7
W 1/1/2003 vs. Florida (8-5) 38 30 @ Tampa, FL Outback Bowl
L 1/1/2002 vs. Tennessee (11-2) 17 45 @ Orlando, FL Citrus Bowl
W 1/1/2001 vs. Auburn (9-4) 31 28 @ Orlando, FL Citrus Bowl
W 1/1/2000 vs. Alabama (10-3) 35 34 @ Miami, FL Orange Bowl
W 1/1/1999 vs. Arkansas (9-3) 45 31 @ Orlando, FL Citrus Bowl

Yes, the beatings have been brutal.

I see Victorinox but what I really want to see is Vercingetorix.

stupid barners are just jealous of our recent National Championship

Gallic Wars references…nice.

World Record Dept:

23 posts and not a “Nick Saban does not have time for this bull@#%” crack.

Must be a world record.

South Florida isn’t on that card….

/ponder

ND Bashing Dept:

That card would have been funnier if there would have been a picture of a Domie in there somewhere.

1. - USF isn’t a cupcake to anyone.

1. - AU hasn’t played ND (ever I think)

D L @ 22

I see reading comprehension is not the strong suit in Michigan. I was referring to tOSU domination of UM since the arrival of the vest. Nice record vs. the SEC though. If tOSU had that success we would have had one or two more MNC’s.

@ 17

We Auburners might start counting with toes, but that’s just to show bammers how they can count past ten…

Chop Block Posse!!!

Keepin’ Ortho’s in Bidness since 2007.

Again, comment #32 shows why NewAZTiger runs this shit.

Chop Block Posse is also a new Cash Money compilation.

Nick Saban does not have time for this shit

Time to return to obscurity, Awbrin. The perfect storm that lead to your “prominence” (see “People’s National Champions”) on the national stage has blown over.

Biggus -

Got anything for Washaun yet?

58 TD’s, 11YPC – “My God, he’s just a junior!” (in high school).

#36

Skarbinski had a good line in the Birmingham News the other day:

“The 2004 Auburn football team won the People’s National Championship, for going 13-0, and Alabama fans laughed and talked smack.

The 2008 Alabama football program won the Paper National Championship, for signing the top recruiting class, and Alabama fans again are laughing and talking smack.

There can be only one explanation for this.

Alabama fans love to laugh and talk smack."

1. - Obscurity? #13 all-time wins, and it would’ve been higher had we chop blocked Glen Dorsey back in the 1970s.

NRBQ,

Every move you make
Every breath you take
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be Washaun you

Too stalkery for Valentine’s Day?

Or,

Every score you make,
Every hand-off you take,
Every move you fake,
etc……

(had to stop myself)

Tennessee Tech has some badass unis. That’s all I got.

The chop block jokes continue because:
1.) They were high profile (largely because CBS went indescribably ape shit over it)
2.) People looking for reasons to bash Auburn, because that’s what rival fans do.

The fact that there were plenty of other called and uncalled chop blocks (including about 87 by OU in the Fiesta Bowl) throughout the season doesn’t matter. The fact that there’s no way to rationalize it was coached doesn’t matter. To think they will stop “when the chop blocks stop” is silly.

They will stop when the joke gets old. (As you can see, even the Nick Saban/shit joke is wearing thin.) To that end, Auburn fans should follow NewAZTiger’s lead and make chop block jokes their own. Run that bitch into the ground.

ChemE93, I’m on my way to your house right now with Chaz Ramsey and Lee Ziemba. We’re going to Chop Block you, and your fake plastic plant. Happy Valentine’s Day.

#44
You should take Key Ramsey with you. All your ACL is belong to us.

yeah… going ape shit over the chop blocks CAN’T have anything to do with the fact that they were OBVIOUS AS HELL.

and for the record, I have yet to come into contact with any Auburn bashers other than Bama fans. for what it’s worth…

NewAZTiger, I will spear the shit out of you if you try something like that. Then I’ll chop block your poodle.

That’s just how us Aubie’s roll.

The nick saban not having “time for this shit” joke has not gotten old yet…

yet…. being the key word.

a well timed Saban/shit joke is priceless

I’ll chop-block your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.

I tried to go get coffee this morning and two Barners not only chop blocked me, once I got up for the next play, they pulled the ol’ 3 stooges move where " one barner gets on all fours behind the knees of the victim, and the other guy simply pushes the victim backwards over the barner, kinda like a Double Double chop block….then they did this like 6 times in a row……til I recruited some more help, then the Barners went and called in talk radio shows telling them the help I got they didnt want. or even need…….

Actually, they should bring back the Chop Block and the Crack-Back, since they are making the game shorter and all……lets go all old school and just get the Tear Away jerseys…..that way you have to have eyes on your knees and in the back of your head, and no fair catch rule either, thats bullshit……whats more fun than running full speed at a guy standing still trying to catch a ball and you can knock him senseless whether he has the ball or not, kinda like hockey

They should also bring back Milli Vanilli.

Who cares if one of them is dead? It’s never stopped Alabama.

Pelican Pants, I love that blocking scheme. I’ll have to call Coach Nall and have Auburn implement it immediately. Before long, defensive line coaches will be teaching their players to hold their hands in front of their face to avoid the Moe Eye Poke (TM, Virginia Tech’s defense).

Hey, NewAZTiger — so what’s that make us?

“Freshman linemen yada yada yada……………….”

Whhhiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……………..

Keep spinnin.

^^Bama chop blocked Dorsey, too. If you watched the game on TV, they showed a replay in slo-mo, and the commentators even mentioned it.

NewAZTiger: 1000 cocktails … and knee braces for your efforts here.

Hey….Fuck you buddy!

When referring to Chaz (who in the blue fuck names their kid/proudly goes by the name Chaz) Ramsey, please use his proper name, Dorsey’s little prison bitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-LkCvNK2iM

You sit when you piss, bitch!!!!!!!