The Auburner has this year's crop of Valentine's Day cards, and they're marvelous as usual. Be sure to complete the Auburn V-Day ritual by giving your main squeeze a coupon for four points off two safeties in the third quarter, a hug with a Bobby Lowder Limited Edition Victorionox Knife In the Back, and then jump sideways into their knee and claim it was accidental.
Our favorite:
Note that last one? Do ya, huh? See what they're doing there? Eh?