The Auburner has this year's crop of Valentine's Day cards, and they're marvelous as usual. Be sure to complete the Auburn V-Day ritual by giving your main squeeze a coupon for four points off two safeties in the third quarter, a hug with a Bobby Lowder Limited Edition Victorionox Knife In the Back, and then jump sideways into their knee and claim it was accidental.
Note that last one? Do ya, huh? See what they're doing there? Eh?