Comments on: GEORGIA LICENSING: COFFINS ARE A GO

By: twogreattastes

twogreattastes — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 22:29:15 +0000

49, Brian,
Apparently you didn’t read the 47 posts before yours, or you might have noticed The Shocker in No. 30.
I will give you credit for the rhyme, though. Another variation, two in the goo, one in the poo.

By: Will (the other one)

Will (the other one) — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:26:52 +0000

The Georgia Bulldoggy Style “G-Spot” Position Pillow.

You know, like those goofy looking things they have ads for in the back of Men’s Health and Maxim, but red, with a Georgia “G” on them.

Wait, that’s less joke-y and more “off to the patent office I go”-y.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:44:50 +0000

The Virginia Tech Gobbler (look it up) – no muff too tuff.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 06:04:58 +0000

The Ivory Tusk: Comes in assorted colors, like Houndstooth and Crimson, guaranteed to get you off at least 12 times, then let you down annually 6 times in a row in November, whether at your house or theirs……..good news is they have went out and recruited better batteries

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:23:14 +0000

51,

I thought of it immediately, but it took me about four hours to remember the word.

By: Studley

Studley — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:11:23 +0000

The Mike Seven now costs more, “to address future needs and rising costs in order to remain competitive with other nationally recognized sex toys.”

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:08:00 +0000

@48

The sybian….been surfing haven’t we?

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:08:09 +0000

“Midshipman Brand Diaphragms” – We’re experts at dealing with seamen.

Washington State/Houston Cougars – Like a fine wine, they get better with age.

Umm cant believe this one stayed on the shelf so long…

Toledo Pocket Rockets (made of glass )

UMass Minuteman Sensitivity enhancement gel – For when its been enough already, and you just wanna get some sleep.

Texas Tech Raider Gel – When you want to plunder some booty.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:09:43 +0000

47 posts, and no one’s posted….

The Witchita State Shocker – two in the pink, one in the stink.

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:09:06 +0000

The Buckin’ Bronco Sybian – We dare you to last eight seconds.

By: Kanu

Kanu — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:52:43 +0000

DCT-

If you’re going UC-I, then I’m going UC-SC.

“The Banana Slug” brought to you by UC-Santa Cruz: “soft & wet, and slow & steady”

“The Tennessee Volunteer”, for when she has a headache/he falls asleep.

I’m damn certain we could do this for every college ever, even Bob Jones. Hell the religious right schools write themselves don’t they? Oral Roberts, Liberty Flames, etc, etc.

By: Expat Ohioan

Expat Ohioan — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:34:11 +0000

The Leprechaun-dom.

(I originally thought the Con-Dome, with a real gold tip, but then you take that to the very unfortunate conclusion as to what the spermicidal tip represents)

Don’t forget the “Hoosier Daddy” DNA testing kit for 9 months later.

By: twogreattastes

twogreattastes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:20:56 +0000

The Colorado State Ram. Made with the prison-rape fetishist in mind.

The Kansas State Wildcat. When that pussy needs tamin’.

By: lawtool

lawtool — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:20:44 +0000

The “tider insider” – it’ll get to those hard to reach places.

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:16:41 +0000

Gift her the Miss’stiffy State Balldog. She’ll Croom herself.