FULMER CUPDATE: BLUE RAIDER RAIDED
Middle Tennessee picks up three points for felony marijuana possession thanks to Walter Dozier, who certainly looks to be into distribution like Rick Ross:
According to the arrest report, police seized a large ziplock bag containing three smaller bags of marijuana, digital scales, a box of baggies and six 12-gauge shotgun shells.
Every day he’s hust-a-lin’.
Dozier should be in much better shape than Rick Ross, since for a man who does so much hust-a-lin he keeps quite a few bills in his gut-wallet. Nevertheless, he caught a charge (he caught a charge?) and earns three points for the Raiders. Sun Belt what!
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The Stos says:
You totally missed the fact that this dude’s name is Dozier. How great is that?
February 14th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
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sonofsamford says:
“I feed em sturrrhoids to strengfen up mah cheeeikins”
February 14th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
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Kanu says:
Shit, man, Mo Vaughn can rap.
That older pimp with his Daily Racing Form, circling winners on the Past Performances fucking RULES {2.42}.
Picking winners, bitch!
February 14th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
We need a big board update….the last one was a mess.
Don’t forget about the Fighting Manginos this time either, or he will eat your children.
Kansas had another charge too. It was a new charge related to a previous incident, so I think that counts too.
February 14th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
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David Puddy says:
if I had to live in Murfreesboro, I’d be smokin’ the stink grass too.
February 14th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
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skinnyphatman says:
Dose ain’t bills in his gut wallet, dose be Benjamins! You come all up in here frontin like dat! Do dat shit again, and you ain’t gonna like the result…. Dat’s just how Dozier rolls! Aight!
February 14th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
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reb pup says:
The members of the BRAA* must be thrilled!
*Blue Raider Athletic Association
February 14th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
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ThreenOut says:
Breaking news.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330730,00.html
Very very unfortunate news. This is were Garett Wolfe played the last few years.
February 14th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
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Kanu says:
You beat me to it, Threenout.
Fucking sad and tragic, a bit of VT II.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23171567
Sucks. Lets hope Injuries win out over fatalities, and in Florida-tOSU fashion as well.
February 14th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
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PeteJayhawk says:
With all the gangbangin’ and whatnot that takes place at NIU on any given day, it’s a wonder there hasn’t been more violence there in the past. I hate to say it, but it’s true.
February 14th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
I think the video that applies the most to the Fulmer Cup as a theme song would be “Ridin’ Dirty” by Chamillionare since no one knows how to not get busted while rollin in the off season…..
February 14th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
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ry says:
/clears throat
“Who the fuck you think you fuckin with I’m the fuckin boss”
Exact quote from crime scene
February 15th, 2008 at 3:50 am
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J.J. says:
Lock ‘em all up. Lock ‘em all up and throw away the keys. Right now America is about an inch away from putting a black man in the White House, and millions of idiot black kids across the country just keep filling their heads with insane bullshit like that video. By the way, edsbs, thanks for these periodic glimpses into the abyss that is known as urban culture. And if anyone personally knows someone who listens to that crap, and aspires to live the thug life, slap the piss out of them.
That is all.
February 15th, 2008 at 7:09 am
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Raleigh Urbain says:
I don’t generally support anything that comes from the State of Florida, but I will make an exception for Rick Ross.
Check out this Katt Williams routine set to hustlin’. Hilarious.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:15 am
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SpookyJuice says:
Whip it real hard, whip it whip it real hard.
btw….THAT DOG agrees with JJ
February 17th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
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MightyMightyMitzu says:
Damnit I can’t believe I missed this, this semester has been a BITCH. Anyways, Murfreesboro stand uuuuuuuuup *we sooo hooood*
February 20th, 2008 at 12:45 am