FULMER CUPDATE: BLUE RAIDER RAIDED
Middle Tennessee picks up three points for felony marijuana possession thanks to Walter Dozier, who certainly looks to be into distribution like Rick Ross:
According to the arrest report, police seized a large ziplock bag containing three smaller bags of marijuana, digital scales, a box of baggies and six 12-gauge shotgun shells.
Every day he’s hust-a-lin’.
Dozier should be in much better shape than Rick Ross, since for a man who does so much hust-a-lin he keeps quite a few bills in his gut-wallet. Nevertheless, he caught a charge (he caught a charge?) and earns three points for the Raiders. Sun Belt what!
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You totally missed the fact that this dude’s name is Dozier. How great is that?
Comment by The Stos — February 14, 2008 @ 4:52 pm
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“I feed em sturrrhoids to strengfen up mah cheeeikins”
Comment by sonofsamford — February 14, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
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Shit, man, Mo Vaughn can rap.
That older pimp with his Daily Racing Form, circling winners on the Past Performances fucking RULES {2.42}.
Picking winners, bitch!
Comment by Kanu — February 14, 2008 @ 4:54 pm
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We need a big board update….the last one was a mess.
Don’t forget about the Fighting Manginos this time either, or he will eat your children.
Kansas had another charge too. It was a new charge related to a previous incident, so I think that counts too.
Comment by Brian O'Blivion — February 14, 2008 @ 5:03 pm
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if I had to live in Murfreesboro, I’d be smokin’ the stink grass too.
Comment by David Puddy — February 14, 2008 @ 5:03 pm
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Dose ain’t bills in his gut wallet, dose be Benjamins! You come all up in here frontin like dat! Do dat shit again, and you ain’t gonna like the result…. Dat’s just how Dozier rolls! Aight!
Comment by skinnyphatman — February 14, 2008 @ 5:04 pm
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The members of the BRAA* must be thrilled!
*Blue Raider Athletic Association
Comment by reb pup — February 14, 2008 @ 5:21 pm
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Breaking news.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330730,00.html
Very very unfortunate news. This is were Garett Wolfe played the last few years.
Comment by ThreenOut — February 14, 2008 @ 5:30 pm
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You beat me to it, Threenout.
Fucking sad and tragic, a bit of VT II.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23171567
Sucks. Lets hope Injuries win out over fatalities, and in Florida-tOSU fashion as well.
Comment by Kanu — February 14, 2008 @ 5:55 pm
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With all the gangbangin’ and whatnot that takes place at NIU on any given day, it’s a wonder there hasn’t been more violence there in the past. I hate to say it, but it’s true.
Comment by PeteJayhawk — February 14, 2008 @ 6:17 pm
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I think the video that applies the most to the Fulmer Cup as a theme song would be “Ridin’ Dirty” by Chamillionare since no one knows how to not get busted while rollin in the off season…..
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — February 14, 2008 @ 11:38 pm
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/clears throat
“Who the fuck you think you fuckin with I’m the fuckin boss”
Exact quote from crime scene
Comment by ry — February 15, 2008 @ 3:50 am
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Lock ‘em all up. Lock ‘em all up and throw away the keys. Right now America is about an inch away from putting a black man in the White House, and millions of idiot black kids across the country just keep filling their heads with insane bullshit like that video. By the way, edsbs, thanks for these periodic glimpses into the abyss that is known as urban culture. And if anyone personally knows someone who listens to that crap, and aspires to live the thug life, slap the piss out of them.
That is all.
Comment by J.J. — February 15, 2008 @ 7:09 am
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I don’t generally support anything that comes from the State of Florida, but I will make an exception for Rick Ross.
Check out this Katt Williams routine set to hustlin’. Hilarious.
Comment by Raleigh Urbain — February 15, 2008 @ 9:15 am
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Whip it real hard, whip it whip it real hard.
btw….THAT DOG agrees with JJ
Comment by SpookyJuice — February 17, 2008 @ 1:36 pm
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Damnit I can’t believe I missed this, this semester has been a BITCH. Anyways, Murfreesboro stand uuuuuuuuup *we sooo hooood*
Comment by MightyMightyMitzu — February 20, 2008 @ 12:45 am