FULMER CUPDATE: BLUE RAIDER RAIDED

by Orson on Feb 14, 2008 4:38 PM EST

Middle Tennessee picks up three points for felony marijuana possession thanks to Walter Dozier, who certainly looks to be into distribution like Rick Ross:

According to the arrest report, police seized a large ziplock bag containing three smaller bags of marijuana, digital scales, a box of baggies and six 12-gauge shotgun shells.

Every day he's hust-a-lin'.

Dozier should be in much better shape than Rick Ross, since for a man who does so much hust-a-lin he keeps quite a few bills in his gut-wallet. Nevertheless, he caught a charge (he caught a charge?) and earns three points for the Raiders. Sun Belt what!

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You totally missed the fact that this dude’s name is Dozier. How great is that?

by The Stos on Feb 14, 2008 4:52 PM EST reply actions

“I feed em sturrrhoids to strengfen up mah cheeeikins”

by sonofsamford on Feb 14, 2008 4:53 PM EST reply actions

Shit, man, Mo Vaughn can rap.

That older pimp with his Daily Racing Form, circling winners on the Past Performances fucking RULES {2.42}.

Picking winners, bitch!

by Kanu on Feb 14, 2008 4:54 PM EST reply actions

We need a big board update….the last one was a mess.

Don’t forget about the Fighting Manginos this time either, or he will eat your children.

Kansas had another charge too. It was a new charge related to a previous incident, so I think that counts too.

by Brian O'Blivion on Feb 14, 2008 5:03 PM EST reply actions

if I had to live in Murfreesboro, I’d be smokin’ the stink grass too.

by David Puddy on Feb 14, 2008 5:03 PM EST reply actions

Dose ain’t bills in his gut wallet, dose be Benjamins! You come all up in here frontin like dat! Do dat shit again, and you ain’t gonna like the result…. Dat’s just how Dozier rolls! Aight!

by skinnyphatman on Feb 14, 2008 5:04 PM EST reply actions

The members of the BRAA* must be thrilled!

*Blue Raider Athletic Association

by reb pup on Feb 14, 2008 5:21 PM EST reply actions

Breaking news.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330730,00.html

Very very unfortunate news. This is were Garett Wolfe played the last few years.

by ThreenOut on Feb 14, 2008 5:30 PM EST reply actions

You beat me to it, Threenout.

Fucking sad and tragic, a bit of VT II.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23171567

Sucks. Lets hope Injuries win out over fatalities, and in Florida-tOSU fashion as well.

by Kanu on Feb 14, 2008 5:55 PM EST reply actions

With all the gangbangin’ and whatnot that takes place at NIU on any given day, it’s a wonder there hasn’t been more violence there in the past. I hate to say it, but it’s true.

by PeteJayhawk on Feb 14, 2008 6:17 PM EST reply actions

I think the video that applies the most to the Fulmer Cup as a theme song would be “Ridin’ Dirty” by Chamillionare since no one knows how to not get busted while rollin in the off season…..

by Mr Pelican Pants on Feb 14, 2008 11:38 PM EST reply actions

/clears throat

“Who the fuck you think you fuckin with I’m the fuckin boss”

Exact quote from crime scene

by ry on Feb 15, 2008 3:50 AM EST reply actions

Lock ’em all up. Lock ’em all up and throw away the keys. Right now America is about an inch away from putting a black man in the White House, and millions of idiot black kids across the country just keep filling their heads with insane bullshit like that video. By the way, edsbs, thanks for these periodic glimpses into the abyss that is known as urban culture. And if anyone personally knows someone who listens to that crap, and aspires to live the thug life, slap the piss out of them.
That is all.

by J.J. on Feb 15, 2008 7:09 AM EST reply actions