Comments on: FULMER CUPDATE: GIVING YOUR ROOMIE A BOTTLE.

By: zzgator

zzgator — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:40:19 +0000

Also…any chance sub-commandante Wayne hasn’t participated in re-enacting that video?

By: zzgator

zzgator — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:39:22 +0000

I know Dwayne Schintzius, I went to high school with Dwayne Schintzius and Canfield is no Dwayne Schintzius.

By: Nutter

Nutter — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:28:52 +0000

Are you mocking former great Spurs first round draft pick Dwayne Schintzius? The man who once, allegedly, when asked by child what the weather was like up there spat on said child?

I decry your mocking, sir! A man with such a glorious mullet is beyond reproach.

http://vmedia.rivals.com/uploads/1014/451076.jpg

For shame Orson, for shame.

By: Kenny

Kenny — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:26:06 +0000

As the Fulmer Cup grows to our ever-loving entertainment, I humbly suggest another award in the spirit of the Elias T Jones hardware.

This one should be given to the Fulmer Cup participant with the most egregious crime committed against a teammate. We should name it after that North Colorado backup punter that stabbed the starter in the leg.

On second thought, let’s name it the North Colorado Backup Punter Award.

By: Coop

Coop — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:02:48 +0000

15 – You know, I don’t remember. I was all of 11 back in ‘94.

Ha the Internets beenaround back then, I think it is safe to say those guys would have been crucified.

Nolan Richardson has always and will always remind me of:

A) Don King
B) The bad guy in Bond’s “Live and Let Die.”

Chris Rock did a funny bit about Jermaine Jackson that applies to Richardson, in my opinion.

By: RedRoot

RedRoot — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:44:00 +0000

Young fan: How’s the weather up there?
Schintzius: “spits” It’s raining.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:14:06 +0000

Coop-

You forgot Oliver “five seconds in the lane and no call” Miller.

Wasn’t that the UPig team where four were arrested for rape the next year?

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:21:47 +0000

Yes, the wheels of the Fulmer Cup are greased with alcohol.

By: RRTX Coug

RRTX Coug — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:56:12 +0000

The Cougs need their points for Hicks’ latest and greatest felony. Also, one of our Samoans decided that some frat boys needed a talking to, of course he was drunk at the time:

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/cougars/2004171106_coug08.html

By: Texas Irish

Texas Irish — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:13:26 +0000

Ah yes, the glass hat!

By: Schnitzengruben

Schnitzengruben — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:51:15 +0000

Can we bring “He’s been Munsoned” back into America’s lexicon?

By: dixiehack

dixiehack — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:51:22 +0000

And this would be how many points?

By: Chas

Chas — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:37:12 +0000

#4,

You’re confusing him with Andrew DeClercq, a different white guy with bad hair.

By: Last Dragon

Last Dragon — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:31:08 +0000

Schintzius. Wasn’t he the tennis racket guy?

By: jbob

jbob — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:24:58 +0000

I like how someone says it was “the price of ignorance.” That’s actually quite profound.