THE CFBAS: LET THE VOTING BEGIN!

by Orson on Feb 11, 2008 11:18 AM EST Comment 25 comments

Let a thousand flowers bloom! Let the horses run! Let the campaigning begin! We would like to open the campaign by stating that a vote for anyone else in this contest is a vote for defeat, poverty, gayness, non-gayness, the evil rich, special interests, the Red Chinese, terrorists, or anyone else you don't want to be associated with in life. We also condemn the negative rhetoric of our opponents, who will stoop to any low to tear this country apart piece by piece and undermine our way of life.

First, cast all but one of your votes here at Brian's voting widget, where the results for all but one of the awards are being tabulated. Remember, you must have a college football blog to vote on the category awards.

If you're a sensible person--e.g., you don't have a college football blog--you may still vote for the Ric Flair People's Champion Award in the poll in the sidebar over there----> YES, OVER THERE--------->

The winner will receive the title of WOO!master for one year, and may bestow the most privileged and awe-inspiring of WOO!s upon anyone and anything they like at any time. Not that you can't do that anyway, but the winner will be doing this with what every recognizes as the most intimidating and glorious of WOO!s.

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I thought The Rock was the people’s champion, dropping the people’s elbow and injecting the people’s penis into wrestling chicks.

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 11, 2008 11:27 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

To be the blog you gotta BEAT the blog.

Now come get your 14-time spankin’.

by Kenny on Feb 11, 2008 11:46 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

My plug-ins are worth more than your whole house!

by Orson Swindle on Feb 11, 2008 11:48 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

So, only bloggers get to vote on the awards, save one, and then you are going to “showcase” them on your site?

So, why don’t you guys just refer to them as the “circlejerk awards?”

I get that if the people were allowed to vote for more than one award, EDSBS would win every award, but there is a reason that EDSBS would win every award.

Good luck, I guess, but your “blog buddies” egos need a bit too much stroking it appears.

by Coop on Feb 11, 2008 11:57 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Coop—We’re hugging you through cyberspace. And even wearing pants while we’re doing it.

by Orson Swindle on Feb 11, 2008 12:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Oh, I would vote for Wizard of Odds and and BHGP for something as well.

I read those sites as well.

by Coop on Feb 11, 2008 12:02 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Can you please stop talking about BHGP, Coop? This fascination is creepy and gross and off-putting for literally everybody involved. Stop spamming Orson’s board.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 11, 2008 12:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I am trying to get you guys some attention.

It is you two, Hawkeye State, Holly, and DMBMeg over there.

Keep up the good work.

by Coop on Feb 11, 2008 12:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I’m having sudden flashes of Coop cutting the back skin of a dead OPS into diamonds to finally finish his BHGP skin suit —all while muttering, “I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.”

by dmbmeg on Feb 11, 2008 12:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

People’s Awards? Sounds awfully Maoist to me.

May One Hundred Flowers Bloom and May Ric Flair not pound on your car’s hood in a pique of road rage.

by yoyofutbawl on Feb 11, 2008 1:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Coop is right…BHGP is a damned fine blog. (Now, can someone hand me a tissue).

by Der Schatten on Feb 11, 2008 2:02 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Coop: Anything else I can get for you while I am in town? How about a tiny tape recorder, or how about a homemade pair of writing slippers?

Oops Pow Surprise: Coop, what’s the matter?

Coop: What’s the matter? WHAT’S THE MATTER? I will tell you “what’s the matter!” I go out of my way for you! I do everything to try and make you happy. I feed you, I clean you, I dress you, and what thanks do I get? “Oh, you bought the wrong paper, Coop, I can’t write on this paper, Coop!” Well, I’ll get your stupid paper but you just better start showing me a little appreciation around here, Mr. MAN!

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 11, 2008 2:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Coop: “OPSSSSS. OPSSSSS…COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARRRRRRE.”

by dmbmeg on Feb 11, 2008 2:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Thanks guys. I’m installing a deadbolt on my bedroom door before I go to bed tonight.

I think Coop thinks of me like Charlie thinks of Nightman.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 11, 2008 2:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Please refrain from using the word ‘widget’

Thanks!

by 3rd on Feb 11, 2008 2:58 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

This is good stuff. I like dmbmeg’s site too, but not too much football content, so I lose interest.

I doubt she is too upset about, either.

by Coop on Feb 11, 2008 3:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

It’s less fun to mock you if you’re going to be a good sport about it, Coop.

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 11, 2008 3:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Coop yelling at OPS in the hole in his basement, “It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it get’s the hose again…”

by Lars on Feb 11, 2008 4:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Coop, something tells me you have quite the way with the ladies.

(I’m being 100% sarcastic on this one. If it was mathematically possible to be any more sarcastic than 100%, I would)

by dmbmeg on Feb 11, 2008 4:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

19 – Probably right.

Because you can deduce so much about a person by the way he kills time at work by taking less than one-two minutes a clip to respond to something O posted, or to respond to something that someone else responded to that O posted.

I mean, honestly, “personal” attacks on an anonymous sports blog are the most vicious of all, aren’t they?

By looking at your site for more than 30 seconds I might deduce that you are a Lilith Fair loving, man hating, Feminazi were I so inclined.

Something tells me I don’t care enough to make judgments about you, though.

Oh, and the Carl Jackson point/counterpoint piece was lacking, gentlemen.

Let’s try to bring the funny next time, as I prefer to be entertained, not bored.*