THE CFBAS: LET THE VOTING BEGIN!

I thought The Rock was the people’s champion, dropping the people’s elbow and injecting the people’s penis into wrestling chicks.

To be the blog you gotta BEAT the blog.

Now come get your 14-time spankin’.

My plug-ins are worth more than your whole house!

So, only bloggers get to vote on the awards, save one, and then you are going to “showcase” them on your site?

So, why don’t you guys just refer to them as the “circlejerk awards?”

I get that if the people were allowed to vote for more than one award, EDSBS would win every award, but there is a reason that EDSBS would win every award.

Good luck, I guess, but your “blog buddies” egos need a bit too much stroking it appears.

Coop—We’re hugging you through cyberspace. And even wearing pants while we’re doing it.

Oh, I would vote for Wizard of Odds and and BHGP for something as well.

I read those sites as well.

Can you please stop talking about BHGP, Coop? This fascination is creepy and gross and off-putting for literally everybody involved. Stop spamming Orson’s board.

I am trying to get you guys some attention.

It is you two, Hawkeye State, Holly, and DMBMeg over there.

Keep up the good work.

I’m having sudden flashes of Coop cutting the back skin of a dead OPS into diamonds to finally finish his BHGP skin suit —all while muttering, “I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.”

People’s Awards? Sounds awfully Maoist to me.

May One Hundred Flowers Bloom and May Ric Flair not pound on your car’s hood in a pique of road rage.

Coop is right…BHGP is a damned fine blog. (Now, can someone hand me a tissue).

Coop: Anything else I can get for you while I am in town? How about a tiny tape recorder, or how about a homemade pair of writing slippers?

Oops Pow Surprise: Coop, what’s the matter?

Coop: What’s the matter? WHAT’S THE MATTER? I will tell you “what’s the matter!” I go out of my way for you! I do everything to try and make you happy. I feed you, I clean you, I dress you, and what thanks do I get? “Oh, you bought the wrong paper, Coop, I can’t write on this paper, Coop!” Well, I’ll get your stupid paper but you just better start showing me a little appreciation around here, Mr. MAN!

Coop: “OPSSSSS. OPSSSSS…COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARRRRRRE.”

Thanks guys. I’m installing a deadbolt on my bedroom door before I go to bed tonight.

I think Coop thinks of me like Charlie thinks of Nightman.

Please refrain from using the word ‘widget’

Thanks!

This is good stuff. I like dmbmeg’s site too, but not too much football content, so I lose interest.

I doubt she is too upset about, either.

It’s less fun to mock you if you’re going to be a good sport about it, Coop.

Coop yelling at OPS in the hole in his basement, “It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it get’s the hose again…”

Coop, something tells me you have quite the way with the ladies.

(I’m being 100% sarcastic on this one. If it was mathematically possible to be any more sarcastic than 100%, I would)

19 – Probably right.

Because you can deduce so much about a person by the way he kills time at work by taking less than one-two minutes a clip to respond to something O posted, or to respond to something that someone else responded to that O posted.

I mean, honestly, “personal” attacks on an anonymous sports blog are the most vicious of all, aren’t they?

By looking at your site for more than 30 seconds I might deduce that you are a Lilith Fair loving, man hating, Feminazi were I so inclined.

Something tells me I don’t care enough to make judgments about you, though.

Oh, and the Carl Jackson point/counterpoint piece was lacking, gentlemen.

Let’s try to bring the funny next time, as I prefer to be entertained, not bored.*

• - The above was not to be taken seriously, as judging by all the above responses, it appears I must spend quite a bit of time on BHGP.

Thanks for making me the center of attention on this thread, ladies and gents.

After all, anything that includes me with Ric Flair has to be complimentary.

Jesus fucking Christ, Coop, shut the fuck up.

When will the tabulations from the “politburo” be made for the betterment of the masses?

i’ve got a running blog, does that count as a “sports blog”?

Just for fun I did a post on my voting ballot for the CFBA’s. It is kind of like exit polling.

http://secfootballblogger.com/2008/02/13/exit-polling-for-the-cfbas-by-secfb/

Good luck EDSBS

What happened to these… did I miss the results?