WIZARD HATS IN THE BIG TEN
Joe Tiller, ladies and gentlemen, presumably on Rich Rodgriguez:
“If we had an early signing date, you wouldn’t have another outfit with a guy in a wizard hat selling snake oil get a guy at the last minute, but that’s what happened.”
Of course, he is most likely talking about the last-minute poaching of recruit Roy Roundtree from Purdue to Michigan on Signing Day. Bitches, you just don’t know how gangsta Joe Tiller can get with this shit. You just don’t want to know.
Filed under: Big 10 Conference, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Recruiting, crying like a bitch by Orson Swindle
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if i had diabetes i would so buy/make that shirt. hell i might even grow a grade-a tickler like wilford too.
Comment by gerry dorsey — February 8, 2008 @ 11:02 am
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Why do you need diabetes? I have a “Tourettes Tics Me Off” shirt despite the fact that I have full control of my cursing.
Comment by Biggus Rickus — February 8, 2008 @ 11:12 am
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Sleeve of Wizard beats Wizard hat any day.
Comment by drogue — February 8, 2008 @ 11:20 am
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@ drogue,
had to laugh out loud at that one buddy. that’s the greatest thing to ever come out of borat’s mouth…and there have been some doozies.
Comment by gerry dorsey — February 8, 2008 @ 11:26 am
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Yeah, everyone thinks Urban is good, but that frickin’ DickRod even ripped Urban on signing day…fucker.
I always thought wizards were more along the lines of necromancy and wands and shit instead of snake oil, which seems to equate more to Houston Nutt-style cure ‘em what ails you, palm greasing.
Wilford is the bomb…”Two things gonna happen here…we gonna find out what happened and I’m gonna leave with someon’s balls in my briefcase…”
Comment by sb — February 8, 2008 @ 11:32 am
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DickRod’s snake oil looks pretty damn effective in the games I’ve seen.
Of, course, I didn’t see them play the mighty Bearcats, or whoever it was that kept them out of the Championship game.
Do WV fans suggest that Rod was already negotiating with Michigan and didn’t prepare for the game?
B/c that’s what Fran did when he left us and karma came back and ate him.
Comment by bama_buck — February 8, 2008 @ 11:38 am
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Yeah he is a wizard - er something like that.
Comment by Hossnfeffer — February 8, 2008 @ 11:44 am
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I must have that shirt.
Also: 17 four-stars for Michigan Wednesday…more than RichRod got at West Virginia in his career.
Liberty will pay for your testing supplies.
Comment by Nick — February 8, 2008 @ 12:05 pm
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Best. Photoshop. Ever.
Comment by JFW — February 8, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
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http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Bitches_don%27t_know
Comment by Holstein — February 8, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
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I put on my robe and wizard cap.
Also, is Roy Roundtree related to Richard Roundtree? Because that would be awesome.
Comment by Yinka Double Dare — February 8, 2008 @ 12:53 pm
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Blogfight in progress between mgoblog and blackshoediaries re: said snake oil sales and a supposed “gentlemen’s agreement”
really, the fight is between mgoblog readers and various psu posters in the blackshoediaries comments section
I think the score is:
Snake Oil - 2
Diabeetus and Senility - 0
Comment by Baconpants — February 8, 2008 @ 3:03 pm
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Tiller’s righteous indignation regarding the Roundtree situation might carry a bit more weight if he wasn’t — on that same day, mind you — (allegedly) trying to pry committed verbals away from Ball State. At the last minute. *For the second year in a row*.
http://www.bsufans.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=phpBB_14&file=index&action=viewtopic&topic=14349&7
Wilford’s cookie-duster is a truly an awesome sight, but it must also help him talk out of both sides of his mouth…
Comment by Papa Lou BSU — February 8, 2008 @ 4:10 pm
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can’t we just make the big teneleven illegal here until they deserve to be talked about? with the exception of [name redacted].
being born in evanston, moved at a young age to miss. and am hardcore SEC by the grace of God, i stand firm on this.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — February 9, 2008 @ 12:46 am
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Again, Nick, like most of you UM buttfuckers, somebody has to set you straight on something or other. More 4 stars than WVU has had since he got there. Well, bully for you. How many of those do you think he got for you? How many of those were 4 stars b/c they were UM recruits? Well, none of them, and all of them. Beat somebody good and I’ll buy it. Since you can’t, and won’t, I don’t need to though, and that rocks.
UM blows goat dick, and has since 1939. That, in itself, rocks balls. You guys are TOTALLY irrelevant outside the B11. And since the B11 is TOTALLY irrelevant, well shit. That fucking rocks. Kiss my ass you fucking bitches.
Comment by louholtzlithp — February 10, 2008 @ 6:18 am
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While I’m waiting for you to set me straight, I’ll try to answer some of your borderline-legible queries.
“How many of those do you think he got for you?”
Five. Ricky Barnum, Roy Roundtree, Terrence Robinson, Michael Shaw, and Brandon Smith. He also got three-stars Justin Feagin, JT Floyd, and Martavious Odoms. And he successfully retained all but one of Lloyd’s commits.
“How many of those were 4 stars b/c they were UM recruits? Well, none of them, and all of them.”
Well, I’m glad to see you’ve taken a firm stance on the matter. If you’re asking me, I would contend that Michigan’s four-star commitments had been rated as such for months before they showed Michigan any favor. And for further reference, two of our most prized commits, Boubacar Cissoko and Sam McGuffie, actually lost stars after their commitments to Michigan.
“Beat somebody good and I’ll buy it.”
That’s a great offer, because it was only a little more than a month ago that we defeated the defending national champions in their home state. I’m sure glad I didn’t have to dig into the vault to find a quality victory.
“UM blows goat dick, and has since 1939.”
Unfortunately, three national championships, 27 Big Ten championships, three Heisman Trophy winners, 40 consecutive non-losing seasons, and 33 consecutive bowl appearances since 1939 disagree with that statement. Although you did present some heavyweight statistics of your own, such as “goat dick,” which were pretty difficult to refute.
“That, in itself, rocks balls.”
This one I simply can’t contend with. You’re right! That does rock balls. It rocks balls so hard that my motherfucking balls got fucking rocked like the balls that they are. If my motherfucking balls rocked any harder, than my shit would start buttfucking goat dick.
Oh, and I also feel obligated that most Michigan fans find Ann Arbor too cold to practice buttfucking; we prefer the warmth of a Golden Shower. It’s both sexy and practical! But it was a good guess.
Thanks for the intelligent discourse!
Comment by Nick — February 10, 2008 @ 7:18 pm
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Nick,
Well parried!
Comment by Hal — February 11, 2008 @ 3:01 pm