SIGNING DAY: ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE DAY

by Orson on Feb 7, 2008 11:18 AM EST

No one, and we mean no one announced with more style than Davon Johnson.

The sweet, bodysuit-heavy utopian future of Star Trek? Yes, take that and reverse the polarity, and you have Florida. (HT: Barstoolio)

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Is Miami recruting kids to be their mascot?

by haybeav on Feb 7, 2008 11:21 AM EST reply actions

When this page loaded on my computer, all I saw was the “hat”. Oddly enough, I thought I was looking at Jimmy Clausen.

by Aerobab on Feb 7, 2008 11:27 AM EST reply actions

I’ve only just now noticed his tie. He’s like a carrot covered in feathers, and I love him.

by The Great Barstoolio on Feb 7, 2008 11:41 AM EST reply actions

Did LSU Freek send that in?

No ociffer, I’m not stoned. Why do you ask? This hat? Oh, that’s because the University of Miami just made a several-hundred-thousand dollar commitment to me.

by OhioDawg on Feb 7, 2008 11:41 AM EST reply actions

Charles Deas thinks that hat is tacky.

by sonofsamford on Feb 7, 2008 11:42 AM EST reply actions

Apparently the greatest influence on what the young urban youth is wearing today is Lee Corso. Go figure.

by Ground0EastLansing on Feb 7, 2008 11:43 AM EST reply actions

But can he crank dat soldier boy?

by RaginCajunRebel on Feb 7, 2008 11:45 AM EST reply actions

RCR, you’re so white… it’s “Soul-ja”

by Adam on Feb 7, 2008 11:58 AM EST reply actions

Howard the Duck signed with da U?

by Chips O'Toole on Feb 7, 2008 11:58 AM EST reply actions

I hope that’s not his version of The Shocker.

Or, if it is, that he hangs out with really large women who can handle that.

by Rival on Feb 7, 2008 12:06 PM EST reply actions

He needs to trim his fingernails…just sayin’.

by zzgator on Feb 7, 2008 12:10 PM EST reply actions

Its nice to see that Bjork’s stylist can still find work.

by akaRonMexico on Feb 7, 2008 12:16 PM EST reply actions

Adam—damn it! Now I’ll lose all my street cred. Looks like I gots to go cap a lawya befo someone steps to me tryin to bum rush a brotha.

Cracka.

by RaginCajunRebel on Feb 7, 2008 12:17 PM EST reply actions

That photo looks like the guy at Olan Mills trying to keep the kids from screaming.

by hunglikehussain on Feb 7, 2008 1:21 PM EST reply actions

da u also had a guy put on a helmet to announce his commitment. da u…no matter how low the program gets quality young men.

by gerry dorsey on Feb 7, 2008 1:30 PM EST reply actions

I wonder if he’s also wearing the requisite white tights? They’d go with his manicure and coiffeur…

by sb on Feb 7, 2008 1:45 PM EST reply actions

Is that Suge Knight behind him?

And is “Suge” really the best way to spell an abbreviated version of the word “sugar”? I won’t belabor this too much, out of fear of being killed, but seriously.

by PW on Feb 7, 2008 1:49 PM EST reply actions

Can you tell me how big the medium cup is? Oh, thanks.

by HeadThief on Feb 7, 2008 2:31 PM EST reply actions

Just curious, but why on earth did the U sign 8 LBs? And why on earth did LBs 6, 7, and 8 look at the Miami class and say, “yeah, that looks like a great opportunity”?

by Bryan on Feb 7, 2008 7:45 PM EST reply actions

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by Sean on Feb 7, 2008 8:23 PM EST reply actions

A lot of those LB’s will be shifted around between linebacking and the line. Plus, Miami’s current core of linebackers is pretty thin.

by Matthew on Feb 8, 2008 2:17 AM EST reply actions

I remember the good ole days when Miami was the place northeasterners would send their recalcitrant children to school so they wouldn’t embarrass them at ivy league institutions…now it seems its taken on an nfl farm team capacity that recruits talent that performs erratically on Saturdays and is coached by the players. Am I wrong?

by sb on Feb 8, 2008 9:08 AM EST reply actions