FULMER CUPDATE: WEST VIRGINIA GETS SMOKY

by Orson on Feb 7, 2008 10:26 AM EST

The West Virginia Mountaineers add some fire to the Fulmer Cup, staying high in the West Virginia hills with an ambitious-sounding charge of "felony possession of marijuana with the intent to deliver." The reason we say the charge reeks of an almost admirable ambition: they had intent to deliver, dude. Following all the way through like a champion. Holding the rope, as it were, and sticking to the task at hand with the sticky-icky.

One thing the players cannot be accused of: staying cool under pressure. Man, just be cool. Seriously. Don't say shit. That's how a gangsta does it. Don't. Say. Shit. I mean--

Deputies found packaged bags of marijuana in the vehicle and in Ingrams right shoe. After Ingram allegedly told one of the deputies there were also drugs at his apartment, investigators found more marijuana and bags used to package the drug in a bedroom.

--yeah, well, so much for the "staying cool" part of that speech, Scarface. The best possible defense at this point will be to claim that the kids were using Arnold Schwarzenegger's old post-workout recovery techniques to enhance their performance, albeit without wearing the "Arnold is numero uno" shirt.

He's leading the life you all want to live, people, and do not deny it. Oh, and nine points for West Virginia, putting them in an extremely competitive stance in the Fulmer Cup.

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thank you for finding the arnold clip… he apparently bought the rights to that video sometime in the late 80’s-early 90’s and you can’t even sniff a copy of it anymore… after winning my next jury trial i plan on slipping a shirt directly over my suit that says “[rjsplow] is numero uno” and sparking up a spliff exactly like that…

by rjsplow on Feb 7, 2008 10:47 AM EST reply actions

Big deal. Last year we broke fast from the gate, and faded fast. FC is a marathon, not a sprint.

by Millon deFloss on Feb 7, 2008 10:56 AM EST reply actions

Ahnold IS the American dream. Emphasis on dreeeeeeaaaam, man.

by OhioDawg on Feb 7, 2008 11:00 AM EST reply actions

I’m sure WFVU will find some way to pin this on Rodriguez, too.

by Scalz1 on Feb 7, 2008 11:13 AM EST reply actions

I know I mentioned it in the daily post, but could there be possible style points by being busted by a Deputy Wilfong, namesake of the Duke rape case DA (former)?

Really, how many damn Wilfongs can there be in that area?

by drogue on Feb 7, 2008 11:13 AM EST reply actions

- They’re his recruits, no?

by Millon deFloss on Feb 7, 2008 11:36 AM EST reply actions

Then they should blame Ty Willingham. Ty Willingham’s recruits are the cause of colon cancer, global warming, and ethniccleansing Dafur.

by Scalz1 on Feb 7, 2008 11:48 AM EST reply actions

7. Well that’s all true. What’s your point?

by Millon deFloss on Feb 7, 2008 11:57 AM EST reply actions

Nope, no style points for Wilfong. If his name had been Nifong, as was the name of the former DA who got spanked by the character and fitness board, then maybe.

by CapstoneAlum on Feb 7, 2008 12:04 PM EST reply actions

I heard KU and the fightin Mangino’s had a problem with a defensive player getting into some trouble.

by Heath on Feb 7, 2008 12:09 PM EST reply actions

This is all Rich Rod’s fault. He hired Mark Furman to plant the drugs in the car, Ingram’s sock, and in his apartment.

Rich Rod then used his super ventriloquist talent to speak for Ingram letting cops know that he had pounds of pot back at his apartment. That guy is good but a total asshole.

by 5thyearsenior on Feb 7, 2008 12:32 PM EST reply actions