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CURIOUS INDEX, 2/7/08


A big day for the ancien regime. Yesterday was the day to praise allegedly dead aristocrats: 1985 broke out all over again in college recruiting as Notre Dame, Alabama, Miami, and Oklahoma had large days in the handshake wars, passing out Ocean Pacific shirts for the boys and jelly shoes for the girls in a celebration of Huey Lewis-era recruiting trends. Phil Collins duet-awesome is the one and only word to describe how all of them did yesterday.

The top ten classes, in an extremely scientific and indisputable manner from Rivals.com:

1 Alabama
2 Notre Dame
3 Florida
4 Miami
5 Oklahoma
6 Georgia
7 USC
8 Florida State
9 Ohio State
10 Michigan

Again: this is science, and you're looking at the exact finish of the BCS top ten in three years. Glad we could save you the trouble of watching the games, or of showing you the five biggest disappointments, because Brian's already got that. Tommy Tuberville is in fucking trouble. Underline that: oh-for-seven in-state against Saban.

The big get for Alabama was Julio Jones, the phenomenal Alabama wideout who adopted a vow of silence leading up to his recruitment. Jones announced on ESPNU with an admirable lack of fanfare: walked in, thanked people, put on a hat, and then shut up and left. The gloating may begin for Alabama fans, who claim their 363rd national title and can begin letting everyone know about their heaping pile of recruiting awesome, starting with their leader's Ari Goldian celebration.


Yes, it's LSUFreek.

Miami, too, can only begin to express their glee in the form of gif animation No better summary of Miami's triumphant day at the races can be found than the Great Barstoolio's recruiting diary, a gif-strewn litany of recruiting exultation from start to finish. If you were to tell us that she was up at 4:45 a.m. waiting by the fax machine like Pete Carroll, we would not have been surprised, though she would have been listening to Rick Ross instead of the Who, what with being a Miami fan and all. Randy Shannon truly was a shoplifting seagull yesterday, walking into Miami Northwestern and taking all the chips he liked.

Yes, he made it up. All of it.

Terrelle Pryor is still standing at the Starbucks. No, go ahead ma'am. He's not sure what he wants, actually...there's just so many...choices....

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Tuberville is in trouble. If he doesn’t watch out, he may acutally lose a football game to Alabama one day.

by karlhungus12 on Feb 7, 2008 9:18 AM EST reply actions  

Lloyd!!!

by beast in bama on Feb 7, 2008 9:24 AM EST reply actions  

Eh, Auburn signed an adequate class I think. And since they’ve generally done better than Alabama in recent years they should make it seven in a row this season. Eight or nine looks possible. And if Saban does lose a couple of more in a row to Auburn I don’t think he’d be there long enough to fix things. Not that I really expected him to be there long enough to fix things anyway.

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 7, 2008 9:27 AM EST reply actions  

All I have to say is that that gif is fucking awesome.

by Jackwraith on Feb 7, 2008 9:29 AM EST reply actions  

The best news is that Mike Hunt has qualified and re-signed. He’s on campus now at MSU and is looking forward to taking on the Dicks & Nutts.

What? No love for Tommy Bowden?

by yoyofutbawl on Feb 7, 2008 9:29 AM EST reply actions  

The kid in Nevada is the shining moment of this Signing Day.

Not Jones, Scott, or Pryor.

That Hart kid gets a gold star. And a lifetime of embarrassment unless he changes his name. allsum.

by ThreenOut on Feb 7, 2008 9:33 AM EST reply actions  

Tommy Bowden has almost burned through as much talent as Chuck Amato.

by Techie on Feb 7, 2008 9:35 AM EST reply actions  

damnit. wvu on the big board – who had the prediction that with a “player’s coach” things might go south?

http://www.wvmetronews.com/sports.cfm?func=displayfullstory&storyid=23386

by ryan on Feb 7, 2008 9:36 AM EST reply actions  

Do we crown Bama now for their [mythical] 13th National Championship? It’s about as valid as half of the ones they claim. Too bad for the boy in Tuscaloser that the proof is played out on the field, because they seem so pleased to gleefully celebrate the paper one now.

No matter. 0-7 won’t stop 7-0, and even 8 or 9-0 might prove troubling to avoid. By then, Saban will be about as welcome as a fart in church. Tide coaches don’t last very long when they lose concecutive Iron Bowls. If you don’t believe me, just ask Bill Curry or Mike Shula.

WDE

by Sullivan on Feb 7, 2008 9:38 AM EST reply actions  

The program that produced Pacman Jones and Chris Henry having off the field issues? I’m shocked, shocked I say!

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 7, 2008 9:44 AM EST reply actions  

me, as an Alabama fan:

HEY!! I just bought a lottery ticket!!! Guess I’ll call all my friends and tell them how I won the lottery!!

by Futbawl Fan on Feb 7, 2008 9:58 AM EST reply actions  

one more thought to gloating Alabama fans:

Julio Jones is going to have balls thrown at him by JP Wilson – this alone has Auburn and Tennessee fans smirking about the future

by Futbawl Fan on Feb 7, 2008 10:00 AM EST reply actions  

Wow…those WVU players were serious about their “habit”.

by zzgator on Feb 7, 2008 10:14 AM EST reply actions  

#12

Yeah, Tennessee fans shouldn’t be concerned about JPW having another 32 of 46, 363 yards, 3 TD’s, No INT’s performance now that he has Julio. Not at all. I’m no JPW apologist, but any QB can look good when the Offensive line hands out a beating like Tennessee’s Defensive line took that day.

by doubtingthomas on Feb 7, 2008 10:17 AM EST reply actions  

Julio:
Watch your ankles, dude.

Love,
Tyrone

by Aerobab on Feb 7, 2008 10:21 AM EST reply actions  

Orson, as someone who has two ears and a heart, I always knew you were a secret Phil Collins fan.

by Doug on Feb 7, 2008 10:23 AM EST reply actions  

Deputy Wilfong? Kin to the Duke rape case DA? I hope so.

by drogue on Feb 7, 2008 10:23 AM EST reply actions  

I love the predictions here. I mean, Bama should just go ahead and quit, right? I mean, when other programs went through tough times and bounced back, that was different, right?

by Sad State of Affairs on Feb 7, 2008 10:23 AM EST reply actions  

Good Ole’ LSUFreek! Not sure he’s been Tuscaloosa though. I assure you, that we don’t have any buildings that tall! Besides, everyone knows, like penicillin, roaches and nutria, the Sabanator does his best work in dark, damp places.

by Der Schatten on Feb 7, 2008 10:24 AM EST reply actions  

I want all the fans of other schools to stop and think about a few things. You get raped by the ncaa because of the actions of a few assclowns who are not even alumnus of your beloved University. You hire a snake in the grass, who bolts when the winds of change shift. Your next hire is a guy so out of his league, he thinks no one will notice the strip joint tips placed on the UA credit card. Then you get a guy who was a great player, but as evidenced by his deer-in-the -headlight look @ press conferences, is no where near ready to head the ship @ a major university. All this time, your instate rival is tapping that ass for ya (as they should have). How the fuck would you act, if after all that, you get a guy who has a ring..and that gets talent that USC is chasing? Honestly, how the fuck would you feel today as a fan?

by CapstoneAlum on Feb 7, 2008 10:28 AM EST reply actions  

Sad State of Affairs,

One recruiting class does not a turnaround make. And I’ve been predicting that Saban would be gone after three or four seasons for a while now. I don’t think it was a good hire.

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 7, 2008 10:28 AM EST reply actions  

If that is the exact finish of the BCS in three years, does that mean a #4 ND team beat a #3 USC team in the Rose Bowl to finish at #2?

Does that also mean the BCS will still be around in three years?

by Domer Guy on Feb 7, 2008 10:32 AM EST reply actions  

That was leather pants, sweater vest with a short-sleeve shirt awesome!
And hey, Alabama fans have had one good thing happen in two plus years (I guess you could also count routing UT) give us a break for being happy. And yes, there are five or six of us that realize this means nothing…yet.

by Picture Me Rollin on Feb 7, 2008 10:33 AM EST reply actions  

patrick bateman really digs this post and all of its talk about huey lewis and phil collins.

by gerry dorsey on Feb 7, 2008 10:34 AM EST reply actions  

Terrelle Pryor looks like Jamal Mashburn.

by JD on Feb 7, 2008 10:48 AM EST reply actions  

As a rational Alabama fan (I know, there are very few of us), we all know that having a top recruiting class means absolutley dick until you start winning games. But what this does is give the us for the first time in X years is a fair shake at having a full and respectable recruiting class.

I think all Alabama fan is (or should be) saying is don’t be suprised when you see us in a BCS game in 2 years.

And I would money that JPW doesn’t even start half of the games next year.

by haybeav on Feb 7, 2008 10:50 AM EST reply actions  

Philip Bailey rocked the house with Earth, Wind, and Fire.

by Irwin Fletcher on Feb 7, 2008 10:51 AM EST reply actions  

Amen, Doug. Tracy Jordan and Jack Donaghy approve.

THREADJACK:
Screw Romney and the Huckster. “True” conservatives should vote for Jack Donaghy in 2008.

by robert on Feb 7, 2008 10:52 AM EST reply actions  

I would agree that ND at #2 is a lock for the pre-season poll three years from now.

by OhioDawg on Feb 7, 2008 11:03 AM EST reply actions  

Go ahead, say what you want. Diminish this all you can. From where I’m sitting it sounds like sour grapes. Ask yourself this Mr. or Ms. Hater, given your choice would you rather have your class or Alabama’s class. Unless your Georgia or Florida, and you’re honest, I think you know the answer, and that what it is all about.

by Picture Me Rollin on Feb 7, 2008 11:13 AM EST reply actions  

As a Georgia fan my grapes are sweet as candy. I just find wild excitement over recruiting classes to be silly. That goes for my own brethren who are giddy over this one.

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 7, 2008 11:24 AM EST reply actions  

Oh man I KNEW that kid was making it all up!! The only thing funnier would have been if it had WORKED.

by Brian on Feb 7, 2008 11:28 AM EST reply actions  

What, you couldn’t find Sussudio on YouTube?

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2008 11:32 AM EST reply actions  

Sullivan —

Maybe the fact that Bill Curry and Mike Shula aren’t coaching Bama has less to do with the fact that they didn’t win Iron Bowls and more to do with the fact that they’re Bill Fucking Curry and Mike Fucking Shula. Do you think they would have made great coaches at Auburn? Idiot.

And Futbawl, Julio will be catching passes from JP for one year. Jesus, CJ had to catch passes from Reggie Ball. Hopefully McElwain can help JP’s last year be much more like 06 than 07.

No one is claiming any MNC here, much less a People’s NC. Just excited about the future. If you still want to hate on that, kindly blow it out of your ass.

by Tater Salad on Feb 7, 2008 11:42 AM EST reply actions  

I’m appreciative of all of these Bama people making ND fans look rational and well-adjusted.

by Expat Ohioan on Feb 7, 2008 11:46 AM EST reply actions  

Guess Julio wanted to be the “#1 WR” right away, instead of catching 80-100 passes per season. Have fun blocking 60% of the time.

by Raider Red on Feb 7, 2008 11:51 AM EST reply actions  

#35…Kudos!!!

by not-so-innocent bystander on Feb 7, 2008 12:08 PM EST reply actions  

#36

“Have fun blocking 60% of the time” -RR

As opposed to what? Losing games 78-73, and the annual slaughter by the ‘Horns? If oxygen has hit Lubbock, you’d know that McElwain runs a balanced, vertical offense, with some spread elements. So yes, he’ll be blocking, but his blocking is partially why he’s the #1 receiver in the country.

“Guess Julio wanted to be the “#1 WR” right away, instead of catching 80-100 passes per season.” -RR

Bullshit. You know damned good and well, he’d dominate Crabtree’s lithe little ass, and be the #1 by October.

by Der Schatten on Feb 7, 2008 12:24 PM EST reply actions  

Biggus,
If he’s going to get top recruiting classes for the next three years, I’m pretty sure that we’ll be loaded enough that even Tommy Tubberville could win a national championship here.

Regardless of what he does, we will be better off when he leaves than when he arrived. Having said that, I don’t see him leaving. No one is going to pay him more money, and if he does leave this time, people will be extremely suspect of hiring him with the understanding that he may leave after a year or two.

Of course, with Auburn logic, you got a better recruiting class because Ears gets more talent out of his players.

Remember, you just can’t polish a turd, no matter how much spit you use.

by Steve on Feb 7, 2008 1:08 PM EST reply actions  

Steve,

Point is that if he loses to Auburn again in ‘08 with something like an 8-4 season the rumblings will start and he won’t sign the same kind of class. Lose for a third straight time and go 8-4 again in ‘09 and he’s gone, one way or another, I’m guessing. And God help him if he has another 6-6 season.

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 7, 2008 1:24 PM EST reply actions  

And all this time I thought Saban wouldn’t come close to being able to recruit at Bama like he did at LSU. You know, since he’d have to battle for recruits with Auburn.

You guys realize that going 7 for 7 means Bama didn’t offer a single player that signed with Auburn.

by crimson daddy on Feb 7, 2008 1:30 PM EST reply actions  

it’s only 21 sec championships and 12 national championships orsen, soon to be 22 and 13. re; mark ingrams’ presser, the vid is on rivals.com

by tempebamafan on Feb 7, 2008 1:32 PM EST reply actions  

Biggus,

The talent in the state of Alabama is going to be very good again next year. And Saban proved with this class that he’s going to out work Tubs on the recruiting trail, and you know, not go duck hunting during prime recruiting time. So even if Bama goes 8-4, which is not a bad prediction with the schedule, I say he gets another top 5 class next year.

by crimson daddy on Feb 7, 2008 1:35 PM EST reply actions  

biggus rickus, we’re all very proud of you for making such a bold prediction “saban wont stay long”. you really went out on a limb there bud, way to buck the conventional wisdom that was being espoused by oh, 999,999 media types for every 1 million.

the part about the saban hatin’ that bothers me most, is how people have completed distorted what actually happeded. I was re-watching the bowl game last weekened and couldn’t help but notice bob davie and the other jagoff complete mis-represent what happened when he left miami. “there were a lot of hurt feelings… there’s still a lot of acrimony… it was pretty continuous” what did wayne huizinga say? what did his palyers say? the ownership and players were fine with it. it was a-holles who need topics to rant about on the radio who took ooffense and who had “hurt feelings” well fuck them. saban acted ethically and did not lie to his team. he told the media what had to while the season was going on.

by tempebamafan on Feb 7, 2008 1:46 PM EST reply actions  

and bama is going to fuck georgia up september 27

by tempebamafan on Feb 7, 2008 1:49 PM EST reply actions  

Huh, so I’m being lumped in with radio guys who had to audacity to hate on Nick Saban? I don’t mind coaches leaving one job for another. Hell, I even defended Petrino ditching the Falcons before the season was up. I just wouldn’t expect him to hang around long if my program of choice had hired him. Honestly, I would say Saban would stay for a while if he was coaching any other team, but I can’t see him sticking it out with a largely unrealistic and crazy-ass fanbase. And I’m not too worried about Bama fucking Georgia up. Eloquent, by the way.

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 7, 2008 2:42 PM EST reply actions  

Fat chance #45, you couldn’t get it done last year at home versus a young team. Good luck beating what will likely be a top 3 team in Athens. We, like your rivals in Baton Rouge and Auburn have a streak going against you that we will keep going.

by 3 in a row bama on Feb 7, 2008 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

Biggus

Enjoy your posts but disagree with you on Saban. Time will tell I suppose. I do agree with a previous poster that 8-4 with a loss to AU next year will not result in rumblings except from the fringe fans who rumble about fucking everything.

And I wouldn’t be too scared about Bama fucking Georgia up if Knowshown still has legs

by Tater Salad on Feb 7, 2008 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

Tater,

I hope you’re right. Alabama being good hurts Auburn, which I’m all for. Not that it seems to matter all that much who’s good or bad in the Georgia-Auburn series.

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 7, 2008 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

33, “Easy Lover” tops the phil collins list, easy. Like Obama, it brings people together.

Oh, and 45, I think UGA is going to make Alabama look like Ole Miss next year. Redshirt freshmen won’t play, but Knowshon Moreno will. We stole one from you last year, you’ll have to do the same in Athens.

by sdf fan on Feb 7, 2008 3:20 PM EST reply actions  

  1. - like an Ole Miss fan – bragging about recruiting.

Remember, about 40-50% of any signing class never makes it 4 years. Recruiting is the most overblown overhyped non-event in college sports. How else can you sign 25 guys a year for a 5 year sport while only keeping 85 schollys on the roster?

by NewAZTiger on Feb 7, 2008 3:25 PM EST reply actions  

It’s only overhyped when you get your ass stomped in it.

I’ll have to remember that thing about being overhyped. USC, Texas, Florida, LSU, etc., needs to learn that all those top 5 recruiting classes they got didn’t actually end up helping them at all in getting those national championships, it was strictly coaching. They could have done that with Florida Atlantic’s roster.

Dumbass.

by Steve on Feb 7, 2008 4:11 PM EST reply actions  

#51
When the fringe element at AU finally gets their way, and pushes TT out the door..I think that then you will have an idea of what I am talking about..I was not gloating over ’crootn, only mentioning the long trip it has been.

by CapstoneAlum on Feb 7, 2008 4:11 PM EST reply actions  

Damn, they must have had a sale on crimson kool-aid yesterday at the safeway. Oh, and #45, please remember to capitalize when screaming. It helps us visualize your frustrations.

That is all….

by hunglikehussain on Feb 7, 2008 4:31 PM EST reply actions  

I think the desert heat must have gotten to you in Tempe dude. I think Georgia is probably a 10 point favorite (and I ‘m being optimistic) right now. I mean did you watch UGA’s last three games. Moreno or not, that defense is sick. Coming on the heels of a probable loss against Clemson and a tough road game against Arkansas, I’m just hoping it is not as bad as the last visit there (Brodie Croyle winces every time he hears the word Athens). I’m all for optimism, but talking smack like that just doesn’t help anybody.
I agree, it seems that my crimson brethren have come out of the woodwork. Damn we are desperate for things to be better.

by Picture Me Rollin on Feb 7, 2008 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

The only thing I’m looking forward to in the Bama/UGA game is seeing Knowshown Moreno and Rolando McClain collide. Yikes.

by Tater Salad on Feb 7, 2008 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

For fuck’s sake – what was Knowshon’s star rating anyway?

by That Pederast Hanrahan on Feb 7, 2008 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

I think Knowshon was a five star.

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 7, 2008 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

Guess I should have checked beforehand. He was a four star player.

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 7, 2008 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

Rolando McClain gives me a funny feeling in my stomach. He is a man-child. He takes his duties and performs them with aplomb.

Little known fact: He killed 14 walk-ons in practice last year. They actually have to sedate him for the games to avoid murder charges.

by Steve on Feb 7, 2008 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe I hang out at the wrong Bama message boards, but I haven’t seen this big flock of unreasonable fans yelling about how Bama’s going to win the MNC this year or next year… I’ve seen a few saying that maybe we’re getting our money’s worth after all…

There’s not even one on this thread… there are 10 people making fun of something that’s not even happening… now THAT’s fucking hilarious.

by PeterPumpkinhead on Feb 7, 2008 5:46 PM EST reply actions  

Hanrahan —

Still haven’t gotten that promotion, huh?

by Dinknflicka on Feb 7, 2008 6:20 PM EST reply actions  

The Rivals #1 team in recruiting since 2002 have won 6 national championships (and USC lost one to Texas). Not saying this class alone is going to win a title, but for christ sake, I don’t blame Alabama fans for getting a little excited for the future. If half these guys don’t pan out we will still have an Auburn-like class, hell I would take an Auburn season right now. All I care about is being a 8+ win team every season with some BCS bowls mixed in. stopping the losing streak against Auburn and LSU is of course up there and beating Tennessee on a regular basis again will be nice as well. I am sure there are plenty of asshole Alabama fans in the world (just like every fanbase), but I never seen so much animosity towards a fanbase that just wants there favorite team to win more often. Perhaps it was me growing up in the South, but not being a SEC fan much later that I miss the entitlement phase Alabama fans get. I just want my team to be good.

by bamafanintigerland on Feb 7, 2008 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

  1. - Auburn hasn’t had a top 5 recruiting class in probably forever, yet we’re in the top 5 in wins over the past 5 years, and one of only a handful of schools to go undefeated. Sorry if I don’t get my panties in a wad over recruiting. Recruiting is to sell magazines, and that is why the same underperforming schools are in the top 10 year in and year out – they have the largest, most rabid, most unreasonable fanbases who will buy the magazines (Hello to Notre Dame, who again has a top 3 class, for the 50th year in a row). Recruiting rankings say more about the school’s fanbase than it does the players.

The only recruits to get excited about are the NFL-eligible juniors who return for their senior season. They’re the known commodity.

I can write story after story about unheralded player at who earned a starting spot at over at every year for over 1/2 of the Div 1A schols and I can do that same article every year.

Oh, and Auburn signed a long snapper to scholarship. WOOOO!!!! He’s the #1 long-snapper in the nation!!! WOOOOO!!!! /sarcasm

by NewAZTiger on Feb 7, 2008 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

  1. - USC will not have a NC after the Reggie Bush wins are taken away.

by NewAZTiger on Feb 7, 2008 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

I can write story after story about unheralded player at who earned a starting spot at over at every year for over 1/2 of the Div 1A schols and I can do that same article every year.

Should read…

I can write story after story about unheralded (walk-on, one star, two star) player at (position) who earned a starting spot at (position) over (highly touted recruit) at (posotion) every year for over 1/2 of the Div 1A schols and I can do that same article every year.

by NewAZTiger on Feb 7, 2008 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

NewAZTiger,

Auburn actually has been ranked pretty high recently. Ahead of Alabama pretty much ever year until this one. Rankings matter to some extent, but one class doesn’t fix everything. Finishing consistently high is a decent indicator of success. Coaching still plays a key role, which is why FSU has grossly underacheived.

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 7, 2008 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

#63
I’m not exactly sure how you get: The Rivals #1 team in recruiting since 2002 have won 6 national championships (and USC lost one to Texas).

2002 – 2007 is only 6 seasons.

Alabama fans…congrats on our class…looks like the 100 million dollar upgrade in facilities and 40 million dollar upgrade in coaching wasn’t enough to beat ULM, but it does enable you to rack up recruits…especially when immediate playing time is available. Now let’s see what the highest paid coaching staff…by far when compared to the average coaching staff salary…can do with all that talent.

But more importantly let’s talk about this oversigning issue.

I know everyone wants to write it off as not being an advantage, at least that is what SEC fans will tell you, but there is absolutely no doubt that oversigning is what contributes to the overall depth of a team.

I was talking to a Bama fan and he told me that the “few” extra guys they signed weren’t that big of a deal, in fact, if anything, they hurt Alabama’s ranking more than it helped. How? I asked. he said it was because the few extra guys they signed were only 2-3 stars and that they brought down the star average and might have kept them from signing more 4-5 star guys.

I made the point that he talked about these 2-3 star guys like they didn’t matter and they were most likely going to end up on the scout team. I laughed. I told him that it only takes a couple of those 2-3 star guys who really turn into a stud to make a huge difference. Take for example, Troy Smith. He was the last guy signed in his class and he was a 2 star athlete…he turned out to be a Heisman winner and 2 time winning quarterback vs. Michigan.

Now he was signed as the last guy in his class of roughly 22. Imagine if there were another ten guys in his class who Tressel could kind of weed through and see who might or might not pan out. That’s 10 more shots of landing a Troy Smith like player.

It happens all the time…not everyone who turns into a stud starts off as a 5 star recruit. Just look at the players on your team who were 2-3 stars who blossomed into studs.

So don’t give me this bull shit that those few extra guys don’t count because they were only 2-3 star guys or they probably won’t qualify. That is Bull Shit to the highest degree and we all should admit it.

It is an advantage. I offers a cushion and the ability to take more risks.

Tressel has signed 116 guys since 2002…the national average is 143.

Last year alone the SEC had 40+ academic non-qualifiers and the Big Ten had 4.

It is really a mystery to everyone why the SEC has been on such a run lately? Until we have standard recruiting practices across the board, just like everything else in college football, we are going to continue to have this arguments.

by The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes on Feb 7, 2008 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

#64

Great points. Alabama fans are out of control because they are so glad to finally have something to brag about. That is all they really care about. Nick Saban knows that, we know that, he even said it in a press conference one day. “You all put winning before doing things right, and I think that is wrong.” I know he said it to the media, but it was a message to the fans as well. And he is dead right. The average Alabama fan only cares about one thing: BRAGGING RIGHTS.

And that is why I fucking hate alabama fans…

by The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes on Feb 7, 2008 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

I was counting USC’s split national title with LSU-though I probably should not have now that I think about it. I guess 5 since 2002 will do just as well.

2 of the 32 count back to last year’s limit (Corey Smith a kicker and Chris Jackson, WR both already enrolled). 1 of them will probably get a Bryant Scholarship for Wesley Neighbors who is a legacy (who knows). So we over-signed by 4. I have no problem fixing it, since it appears only the Big Ten does this (Oregon State signed 35 guys last year..)

You right-Alabama went 10-2 with a bunch of 2 and 3 stars on their defense during a probation period. I don’t care who is on my team as long as we are winning. But yes if we get a nice big talent base to choose from it is nice to have as well. Auburn has been in the top 10 4 times since 2002 and only out of the 15 twice. You keep on barely scraping by Auburn, it seems to work out since you keep on beating Bama at any rate.

and bragging rights bitches. #1 recruiting class, you can never take this away from me. I got my ring ordered already.

by bamafanintigerland on Feb 7, 2008 11:59 PM EST reply actions  

Though I do wonder what the average [Insert football team] fan do care about more. If not bragging rights, what is it? Winning, I guess if you are not bragging about it, it is cool. Being modest about being good and enjoying having a great football program while ranting about another school. Is that what average fans care about? Someone inform me.

by bamafanintigerland on Feb 8, 2008 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

#69
You write rambling diatribes that come close to satisfying the danger to self/others requirement for an involuntary commitment. I really am confused as to how a buckeye fan could have that much hatred for a team other than UM. The only thing I can figure is that you were changing a tire on your camero on the side of I-65, and got mud splashed on your tOSU jersey by the UA team bus.

by CapstoneAlum on Feb 8, 2008 12:07 AM EST reply actions  

and I hate to make another post so soon, but any Alabama (or any other team) fan who just rants and raves about the 4 and 5 star dudes is one to not take seriously-which I am sure you don’t anyway. My favorite Bama player on the roster right now is probably Rashad Johnson, a walk-on RB who now starts at safety and plays at an All-SEC caliber. Javy Arenas was pretty much a last second addition to the 2005 recruiting class DeMeco Ryans is my favorite player of recent years-a 2 (or 3 star) LB. I am looking forward to Marquis Maze this year and hopefully one day Chris Underwood. And I am sure as hell not sleeping on Auburn because they got a bunch of 3 stars since I know Tommy is picking up athletes that I will be cursing at soon enough.

by bamafanintigerland on Feb 8, 2008 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

I don’t understand all the hate for TAFKAtosu. He is a wonderful example of the humility, modesty and non-assholeness he wishes to see in Bama fans. He is completely rational, not obsessed, and is absolutely in control as a fan. He has no issues regarding his father/priest that need to be resolved. Everyone here could learn a lesson from him.

by Tyrone Theisman on Feb 8, 2008 1:58 AM EST reply actions  

Peter-

Post of the day. Was wondering the same thing.

by Tater Salad on Feb 8, 2008 2:00 AM EST reply actions  

TAFKatOSUB,

Jesus fuck. First, “bullshit” is one word. Second, if you find your league at a disadvantage take it up with your league offices and spare us the diatribes.

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 8, 2008 8:32 AM EST reply actions  

  1. Not when you say it like this “Bull [dramatic pause] Shit.”

by The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes on Feb 8, 2008 10:16 AM EST reply actions  

NAZT @ #51,

You’re right, 33% of Auburn’s class last year didn’t even make it in.

And are you sure you don’t want to change your stance? The artist is agreeing with you.

by crimson daddy on Feb 8, 2008 10:45 AM EST reply actions  

#69

i could give two shits abourt bragging rights. I want my team to win SEC and national championships. also beating big ten teams like tOSU doesn’t hurt either. bama is 3-0 vs the bucks btw, but im not bragging, merely pointing out

by tempebamafan on Feb 8, 2008 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

Note to all “haters”……especially Auburn fans…..
The reason, or fact, is that there is a drumbeat resounding thru the state that has gotten louder now…serious in-state domination…the loss of both of AU’s Off/Def coordinators,which do impact recruiting, at inopportune times…..this class was no fluke, Saban finally got the recruits with the talent that would usually go out of state or to Auburn or USF and kept them at Alabama for the first time in about 15 yrs. By the way, when Alabama was on probation, freaking Cadillac Willams WANTED to go to Alabama but couldnt… IF we can get the performance out of our 4/5 star players that Georgia got outta Knowshown Moreno,and Urban Myer got out of Percy Harbin and Tim Tebow, you cant help get a little giddy at the possibility of cracking the top 10 again in the next few years, and hopefully stringing 2 or 3 good recruiting classes together for DEPTH-the one thing Alabama hasnt had.
The main difference between Alabama and Auburn is that AU has had a 4 or 5yr head start, and they focus on mainly beating Alabama, and not winning National Championships, thus Auburn fans, lets see, Tubbs had been there 8 yrs, and how many MNC does he have? Give Saban 8yrs and he gets at least 2 more MNC….thats the diff between Alabama and Auburn……Alabama is focusing on getting ANOTHER championship. Beating Auburn will just be a step in the process of getting further into the BCS….Alabama needed this to stay somewhat competitive in the ever tougher SEC, with Nutt and Petrino getting in the mix…
And this “Crootin’” victory comes on the heels of an Auburn staff that got rid of or didnt want to step up and keep good Def/Off Coordinators,….we are hoping to catch Auburn in a transitional period-I wouldnt feel as confident if they still had Muschamp-but since they dont, they still have talent, I just like our chances a little better this year…..they got rid of Brandon Cox, but we kept JPW…..dont know who got the better end of the deal there……. but know 2009 is the year we should make a serious run at the SEC after the winner of the Florida/Georgia game wins out this year. Winner of the SEC will more than likely be in the MNC game vs tOSU…..again (if they beat USCw and the new improved Michigan) I dont see Notre Dame or Miami being even close to being 3 yrs away for competing since they dont have the coaching to do anything worthwhile with the talent they got… One thing you cant deny, unlike tOSU, when Alabama gets to the MNC game, they wont be the laughing stock and on the other end of a blowout 2 times in a row, and the odds of getting from the SEC twice to the MNC for any team are slim to none, but we all know what happens when an SEC team does when they get there….they take care of business since the SEC schedule aint no joke. Lastly, Tubberville is a great running back recruiter, and does more with less and wins big games and drops games that leave most AU fans scratchin their heads, but Nick Saban BUILDS teams to win MNC—-his last rebuilding effort spawned a shared MNC team and 22 players he was responsible for recruiting for LSU contributed to helping LSU win last years MNC.
That is why many Bama fans, reasonable or otherwise, simply look at the past recruiting track record of the coach that is Nick Saban and how those teams ended up, and how many players went to the NFL that he coached “up” and the results they yielded.
How many people think LSU should have had at least 1 more MNC if Nick Saban was still there, especially with Jamarcus Russell, Laron Landry and Dewayne Bowe? How the fuck do you lose to anybody with those players that start as rookies on Sunday, even leaving early as Juniors for the NFL? BTW, Jamarcus is from Mobile, and this year from Mobile,Nick Saban got 8 more 4/5 star recruits this year!
So in summary, if you think Alabama has something to look forward to, you’d be right.

by Mr Pelican Pants on Feb 9, 2008 12:16 AM EST reply actions  

I’m an Alabama fan and I’m excited about this class, but it only took a minute to compare two LBs and see who I’d rather have. Check Scout’s 2002 signees for Alabama.

DeMeco Ryans: 1 Star/NR 6-2/215/4.60
Derrick Pope: 5 Stars/JC 6-0/235/4.45

I remember Pope… but vaguely.. I remember Ryans… emphatically.

NFL comparison… Heck, we’ll spot 5 star Pope the extra two years of competition and he’s a distant second, with 147 tackles in 55 games (Dolphins), DeMeco has 283 in 32 games (Texans).

Again, I’m excited about the possibilities… but sometimes I’d rather have a player who’s committed rather than convinced.

by Randomly Firing Neurons on Feb 11, 2008 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

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