Comments on: RANTICS! RECRUITING EDITION

By: MiseanAUFan

MiseanAUFan — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:20:23 +0000

Or is it:

::Applauds::

By: MiseanAUFan

MiseanAUFan — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:17:55 +0000

::applause::

By: vegas_buckeye

vegas_buckeye — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:40:29 +0000

the offseason content here is made with just as much awesome as it is during the regular season.

swindle for gov’na of nevada, he’ll legalize prostitution.

By: Hal

Hal — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:30:22 +0000

@Coop,

Anyone with a functioning cranium knows how stupid our collective obsession with college football is. That’s why we laugh at it.

You’ve got no contradictions in your life? Congrats, my friend. You’re the only living person without ‘em.

By: Coop

Coop — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:34:53 +0000

So, you obsess about college football, but you get on your soap box and mock recruiting, the vehicle for getting these players in your stadium and in front of your television.

Allow me to respond with something from, ironically and homoerotically enough if I am to believe what was on that video, A Few Good Men:

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said “thank you” and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand at post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

So, what you are saying is that those who love college football but turn their nose up at college football recruiting basically hate themselves?

By: PJ from NU in SF

PJ from NU in SF — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:15:18 +0000

Bra-freaking-vo.

By: Brian "Hung Like Reggie F'n Nelson"

Brian "Hung Like Reggie F'n Nelson" — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:55:57 +0000

They don’t make enough cocktails to give irishoutsider what he deserves for that.

By: Kenny

Kenny — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:52:19 +0000

No words … Should have sent an Orson …

By: dogtown gator

dogtown gator — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:27:57 +0000

um, where is the button on this sound device that plays it at 33 RPM instead of 45RPM?

nice work.

By: irishoutsider

irishoutsider — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:53:47 +0000

The creepiest thing was that he did the whole thing (unedited) in one take.

I can’t do a minute of MLS previews without at least 3 F-ups and I cut the damn thing in half.

By: WhiteSpeedReceiver

WhiteSpeedReceiver — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:50:18 +0000

I’m going to go ahead and assume that either A) Swindle is related to the MicroMachines guy or B) there was an oxygen tank nearby for the recording of this.

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:35:24 +0000

The picture of Jimmy Claussen’s parents alone made the entire effort worthwhile.

And, I couldn’t agree more with the thesis: recruiting *is* creepy.

By: kleph

kleph — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:28:24 +0000

Jesus, O�can you talk any faster?! Rambling on like that would make one believe you hail from north of that Mason-Dixon line or something.

of cours not. anyone can recognize it as another vivid example of sec speed, of course.

By: Aerobab

Aerobab — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:15:42 +0000

Jesus, O…can you talk any faster?! Rambling on like that would make one believe you hail from north of that Mason-Dixon line or something.

Oh, and by the way…why don’t you tell us how you really feel?

By: Mr. Wrong

Mr. Wrong — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:10:45 +0000

That rawked. More of this type of infotainment, please. It was like a Michael Moore short, without the retardedness.