EDSBS LABS: WHAT ARE WE PAYING RECRUITS?
by Orson on Feb 5, 2008 1:11 PM EST
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I’ve seen Lethal Weapon 2, therefore fully appreciate the drawing power of the Krugerrand.
by VolunteerValtrex on Feb 5, 2008 1:42 PM EST reply actions
Meth eh? That would explain the freakish seasons of Arkansas, Kansas, and Mizzou. Meth explosions are single-handedly crippling the mobile home industry in the midwest.
by Der Schatten on Feb 5, 2008 1:46 PM EST reply actions
Do the gallon jars of GHB, cases of drank, and one dollar SUV leases from local car dealerships not come until after signing day?
by Raleigh Urbain on Feb 5, 2008 1:53 PM EST reply actions
Seems like the Krugerrand immunity could be revoked.
by ThreenOut on Feb 5, 2008 2:00 PM EST reply actions
So I’m assuming the unadulterated ability to rock the deuce falls under bartering?
by jakldawg on Feb 5, 2008 2:16 PM EST reply actions
(Rolls head, Murtaugh-style) Nice job, threenout.
I’m disappointed purple drank wasn’t one of the choices. Don’t recruits like to keep it real?
by Raider Red on Feb 5, 2008 2:24 PM EST reply actions
I know this has nothing to do with this topic but you have to see this video.
by CHARLIE MURPHEY on Feb 5, 2008 2:47 PM EST reply actions
Um, you’re gonna have a hard time getting recruits without offering the sticky-icky.
by Brian on Feb 5, 2008 2:54 PM EST reply actions
Say what you will about the Orgeron, but at least he put an end to the former Ole Miss practice of attempting to lure recruits with suitcases of Condederate Dollars, which I believe are still legal tender in parts of the Magnolia state. Also, I heard Terrell Pryor only accepts Euros.
by Chips O'Toole on Feb 5, 2008 2:58 PM EST reply actions
Based on this chart, can I assume the supply of bearer bonds taken from the Nakatomi parking lot ran out last year?
by spartanmike on Feb 5, 2008 3:01 PM EST reply actions
Bimbosity Dept:
USC-w always gets top recruits with an abundant supply of bimbos, such as Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Jessica Simpson, Laurie Metcalf, Brittney Spears…..oops….nevermind….
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Feb 5, 2008 3:08 PM EST reply actions
What’s the cash equivalent of a Pussybuck?
by The Song of Hiawatha Francisco on Feb 5, 2008 4:31 PM EST reply actions
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Confederate dollars are legal tender in all of Lauderdale, Neshoba, Leake, Lafayette and parts of Attalla County but only in denominations of $3, $9 & $22 bills.
Randy Randall used to accept them at Planters Bank until the Robertsons told him not to back in ’06.
by yoyofutbawl on Feb 5, 2008 5:06 PM EST reply actions
The heyday of recruit buying was from about 1973 to 1983. If you didn’t at least get offered a Trans Am, you weren’t really a blue chipper. No car company has really filled the void that Pontiac created when they stopped producing the classic “Smokey and the Bandit” car.
by J.J. on Feb 5, 2008 8:51 PM EST reply actions
Don’t forget donk cars. The recruits, they love rollin’ on dubs.
by Sean Glennon's Jersey on Feb 6, 2008 8:03 AM EST reply actions
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