UPDATE: NEARLY HUMAN
We’re feeling somewhat closer to human after having no idea where or who we were for the past three days or so. How bad did it get? At one point we were zonked out on meds and watching Sudden Death on FX in the midafternoon. That Powers Boothe is one icy motherfucker!!!









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Ground0EastLansing says:
Note to self – when preparing to commit a terrorist act, make sure to double-check if the sporting event cannot go into overtime.
February 1st, 2008 at 10:44 am
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The Gentleman Masher says:
I knew something was wrong when you started mumbling something about how they needed to bench Terry Dean and get that Wuerffel kid more reps.
February 1st, 2008 at 10:45 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
Something Awful’s Fashion Swat honors Powers Boothe:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/international-male.php?page=13
February 1st, 2008 at 10:52 am
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SunDawg says:
Big O, welcome back to the land of the living, such as it is.
Just like New Orleans didn’t have an adequate evacuation plan, pre-Katrina, you failed to have a back-up plan for this blog. Just like New Orleans immediately after Katrina, madness ensued. Worse, we had to face the reality of our shitty jobs, DURING THE WORK DAY!
Sweet Jesus, don’t let this happen again!
[Seriously, welcome back]
February 1st, 2008 at 10:54 am
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Dave(not that one, the other one) says:
Am I being a prude, in that i don’t like seeing the Excite ads that are all over this page? (as well as the Britney Nipple Slip ad). Now i could activate my Ad Block Plus and do away with all this, but then i cannot see what ever Youtube videos are posted. I view this site from work, and while these ads aren’t entirely Non-work safe, they aren’t something i want on my boss to see if he catches me reading this page, you know.
Am i Making to much of this?
Also, good to see you feeling better O.
February 1st, 2008 at 10:58 am
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db says:
I blame Ty Willingham for your sickness.
February 1st, 2008 at 10:59 am
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alanon says:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zpa0mBjVfII
welcome back to your natural state
February 1st, 2008 at 11:02 am
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drogue says:
Welcome back. EDSBS nearly devolved into a basketball site for a few minutes.
I’m sure most have seen this but here’s a nice deadspin clip of Berman going postal. What an ass hat. Use of headphones at work recommended.
http://deadspin.com/351147/chris-berman-is-somewhat-perturbed-with-the-help?autoplay=true
February 1st, 2008 at 11:03 am
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DevilGrad says:
Powers Boothe? He was just fuckin’ scary as Jim Jones.
February 1st, 2008 at 11:07 am
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ThreenOut says:
Powers booth did play quite the BMF last season on 24.
Gosh that season sucked. Majorly. Hugely. Badly.
February 1st, 2008 at 11:19 am
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Billy in Baton Rouge says:
I’ve often debated whether it would be more manly to name my child after Powers Boothe or Wolf Blitzer.
February 1st, 2008 at 11:24 am
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drogue says:
I always wanted to name a kid Dash Riprock. Either that or Bolt Upright.
February 1st, 2008 at 11:28 am
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Anonymous IV says:
SunDawg, #4, I know that you did not intend the anime reference, but I like the idea of calling Orson Big O. I wonder if he forgot all his memories and has an android named Dorothy?
February 1st, 2008 at 11:32 am
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hunglikehussain says:
Powers Boothe=sex mustache
February 1st, 2008 at 11:37 am
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WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
Put a straw into a jug of OJ and pull yourself together, Swindle. It’s time for the signing day stretch run shenanigans.
February 1st, 2008 at 11:40 am
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Brian says:
Meanwhile, somewhere in Atlanta, Trev Alberts is smiling like a little devil, presuming that his shear awesomeness alone was responsible for Orson’s illness.
February 1st, 2008 at 11:52 am
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OhioDawg says:
The thing that seems odd about the excite ad is that the girl doesn’t look more feminine. I keep thinking it’s two guys. NTTAWWT
February 1st, 2008 at 12:10 pm
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Ghost of Neyland says:
Quit disguising your laziness as “the flu” Orson.
JK, bro.
Get well soon, from your pals at 3rdsaturdayinblogtober.wordpress.com
February 1st, 2008 at 12:19 pm
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John says:
Dammit Orson, I need my cheesecake to negate the effects of the mannish woman in the Excite ad.
February 1st, 2008 at 12:27 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Considering that my visiting this site must bring you some semblance of compensation (albeit minor), I believe that makes me kind of your boss. Now get your ass back to work!
February 1st, 2008 at 12:28 pm
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ThreenOut says:
17,
I’m the same way. Put really long blonde hair on an ad like that.
Ambiguity is not your friend.
February 1st, 2008 at 12:40 pm
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Johnny says:
Get well O. The interwebs are dying a slow death without you.
February 1st, 2008 at 12:49 pm
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Brian says:
Between all the zwinky’s, little mermaids, britney videos, and ambiguous couples, there must be a lot of lesbians on this site I dont know about.
February 1st, 2008 at 12:50 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
Brian,
I prefer to believe they’re all hot bisexual girls.
February 1st, 2008 at 12:53 pm
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robert says:
Ground0:
Also work on your glove hand–never know when an NHL team could use you as a goalie for an extended period of time/work perfectly into your plan.
February 1st, 2008 at 12:57 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
Powers Boothe problems? Just send Al Swearingen and Wu after his ass and it’s solved, MFer.
February 1st, 2008 at 1:04 pm
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Drew says:
Your site is entertaining, but would be much better if you left out the profanity. Then people wouldn’t have to be ashamed to look at your site. It makes you sound like an idiot.
February 1st, 2008 at 1:05 pm
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Neodoomium says:
Profanity is fucking hilarious.
February 1st, 2008 at 1:10 pm
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Ted Ginn did Everythin' says:
of course he’s an idiot, he’s southern.
/parochialism
February 1st, 2008 at 1:13 pm
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Sleestack says:
Yeah Drew! Go fuck yourself
February 1st, 2008 at 1:13 pm
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Cincy says:
#27 Stick around.. the profanity will grow on you.
February 1st, 2008 at 1:14 pm
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yak says:
So Tim Hardaway has a new show on VH1? Black Eye for the Queer Guy. Priceless
February 1st, 2008 at 1:14 pm
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drogue says:
This could be an interesting exchange.
February 1st, 2008 at 1:15 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
I’m firmly in the pro-profanity camp. Anything can be improved if you add a little fucking.
February 1st, 2008 at 1:22 pm
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AtlantaGator says:
Powers Booth will save your ass should you ever get caught in the middle of a Soviet vs. American tank battle. WOLVERINES!!!
February 1st, 2008 at 1:40 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
He must have missed the post UGA-FL Knowshon Moreno Profanity Tirade. Fuckity-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck that was hilarious….
February 1st, 2008 at 1:46 pm
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Out of Conference says:
As I’ve said countless times before – profanity is like adding a little spicy salsa to scrambled eggs. Sure, eggs are good without it, but add a little salsa there my friend, and now you’ve got smething special.
Same thing with missionary sex- ok as is, but pin her legs behind her head like a bunny wabbit….
February 1st, 2008 at 1:53 pm
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drogue says:
OOC- Use something like a pool cue to keep those legs behind the neck and you have a textbook modified possum lock going.
February 1st, 2008 at 2:08 pm
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SunDawg says:
Drouge, if you head downtown from that position your gonna end up with a snapped pool cue. Mind the splinters!
February 1st, 2008 at 2:30 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
@!#$*&^$$%%#$@**&%#@@&*#!!!!!
btw, we enjoy being idiots. it releeves the boredom.
February 1st, 2008 at 2:38 pm
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drogue says:
Snack Bar’s Open
February 1st, 2008 at 2:44 pm
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SunDawg says:
Anonymous IV, no, I didn’t intend the anime reference and it scares me a little that you know about Paradigm City.
Since Orson Swindle is already a stolen name, it shouldn’t be a problem for us to change it to Big O; you can’t sue a person with a stolen name for copyright infringement if you give him another stolen name, can you? Where be da lawyz?
February 1st, 2008 at 3:00 pm
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Raider Red says:
I prefer to think that chick is Famke Janssen.
February 1st, 2008 at 5:23 pm
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Hugh Jass says:
“Big O” is fucking gay. That is all.
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:25 am