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UPDATE: NEARLY HUMAN

We're feeling somewhat closer to human after having no idea where or who we were for the past three days or so. How bad did it get? At one point we were zonked out on meds and watching Sudden Death on FX in the midafternoon. That Powers Boothe is one icy motherfucker!!!

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Note to self – when preparing to commit a terrorist act, make sure to double-check if the sporting event cannot go into overtime.

by Ground0EastLansing on Feb 1, 2008 10:44 AM EST reply actions  

I knew something was wrong when you started mumbling something about how they needed to bench Terry Dean and get that Wuerffel kid more reps.

by The Gentleman Masher on Feb 1, 2008 10:45 AM EST reply actions  

Something Awful’s Fashion Swat honors Powers Boothe:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/international-male.php?page=13

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 1, 2008 10:52 AM EST reply actions  

Big O, welcome back to the land of the living, such as it is.

Just like New Orleans didn’t have an adequate evacuation plan, pre-Katrina, you failed to have a back-up plan for this blog. Just like New Orleans immediately after Katrina, madness ensued. Worse, we had to face the reality of our shitty jobs, DURING THE WORK DAY!

Sweet Jesus, don’t let this happen again!

[Seriously, welcome back]

by SunDawg on Feb 1, 2008 10:54 AM EST reply actions  

Am I being a prude, in that i don’t like seeing the Excite ads that are all over this page? (as well as the Britney Nipple Slip ad). Now i could activate my Ad Block Plus and do away with all this, but then i cannot see what ever Youtube videos are posted. I view this site from work, and while these ads aren’t entirely Non-work safe, they aren’t something i want on my boss to see if he catches me reading this page, you know.

Am i Making to much of this?

Also, good to see you feeling better O.

by Dave(not that one, the other one) on Feb 1, 2008 10:58 AM EST reply actions  

I blame Ty Willingham for your sickness.

by db on Feb 1, 2008 10:59 AM EST reply actions  

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zpa0mBjVfII

welcome back to your natural state

by alanon on Feb 1, 2008 11:02 AM EST reply actions  

Welcome back. EDSBS nearly devolved into a basketball site for a few minutes.

I’m sure most have seen this but here’s a nice deadspin clip of Berman going postal. What an ass hat. Use of headphones at work recommended.

http://deadspin.com/351147/chris-berman-is-somewhat-perturbed-with-the-help?autoplay=true

by drogue on Feb 1, 2008 11:03 AM EST reply actions  

Powers Boothe? He was just fuckin’ scary as Jim Jones.

by DevilGrad on Feb 1, 2008 11:07 AM EST reply actions  

Powers booth did play quite the BMF last season on 24.

Gosh that season sucked. Majorly. Hugely. Badly.

by ThreenOut on Feb 1, 2008 11:19 AM EST reply actions  

I’ve often debated whether it would be more manly to name my child after Powers Boothe or Wolf Blitzer.

by Billy in Baton Rouge on Feb 1, 2008 11:24 AM EST reply actions  

I always wanted to name a kid Dash Riprock. Either that or Bolt Upright.

by drogue on Feb 1, 2008 11:28 AM EST reply actions  

SunDawg, #4, I know that you did not intend the anime reference, but I like the idea of calling Orson Big O. I wonder if he forgot all his memories and has an android named Dorothy?

by Anonymous IV on Feb 1, 2008 11:32 AM EST reply actions  

Powers Boothe=sex mustache

by hunglikehussain on Feb 1, 2008 11:37 AM EST reply actions  

Put a straw into a jug of OJ and pull yourself together, Swindle. It’s time for the signing day stretch run shenanigans.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Feb 1, 2008 11:40 AM EST reply actions  

Meanwhile, somewhere in Atlanta, Trev Alberts is smiling like a little devil, presuming that his shear awesomeness alone was responsible for Orson’s illness.

by Brian on Feb 1, 2008 11:52 AM EST reply actions  

The thing that seems odd about the excite ad is that the girl doesn’t look more feminine. I keep thinking it’s two guys. NTTAWWT

by OhioDawg on Feb 1, 2008 12:10 PM EST reply actions  

Quit disguising your laziness as “the flu” Orson.

JK, bro.

Get well soon, from your pals at 3rdsaturdayinblogtober.wordpress.com

by Ghost of Neyland on Feb 1, 2008 12:19 PM EST reply actions  

Dammit Orson, I need my cheesecake to negate the effects of the mannish woman in the Excite ad.

by John on Feb 1, 2008 12:27 PM EST reply actions  

Considering that my visiting this site must bring you some semblance of compensation (albeit minor), I believe that makes me kind of your boss. Now get your ass back to work!

by Out of Conference on Feb 1, 2008 12:28 PM EST reply actions  

17,

I’m the same way. Put really long blonde hair on an ad like that.

  Ambiguity is not your friend.

by ThreenOut on Feb 1, 2008 12:40 PM EST reply actions  

Get well O. The interwebs are dying a slow death without you.

by Johnny on Feb 1, 2008 12:49 PM EST reply actions  

Between all the zwinky’s, little mermaids, britney videos, and ambiguous couples, there must be a lot of lesbians on this site I dont know about.

by Brian on Feb 1, 2008 12:50 PM EST reply actions  

Brian,

I prefer to believe they’re all hot bisexual girls.

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 1, 2008 12:53 PM EST reply actions  

Ground0:
Also work on your glove hand—never know when an NHL team could use you as a goalie for an extended period of time/work perfectly into your plan.

by robert on Feb 1, 2008 12:57 PM EST reply actions  

Powers Boothe problems? Just send Al Swearingen and Wu after his ass and it’s solved, MFer.

by yoyofutbawl on Feb 1, 2008 1:04 PM EST reply actions  

Your site is entertaining, but would be much better if you left out the profanity. Then people wouldn’t have to be ashamed to look at your site. It makes you sound like an idiot.

by Drew on Feb 1, 2008 1:05 PM EST reply actions  

Profanity is fucking hilarious.

by Neodoomium on Feb 1, 2008 1:10 PM EST reply actions  

of course he’s an idiot, he’s southern.

/parochialism

by Ted Ginn did Everythin' on Feb 1, 2008 1:13 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah Drew! Go fuck yourself

by Sleestack on Feb 1, 2008 1:13 PM EST reply actions  

  1. Stick around.. the profanity will grow on you.

by Cincy on Feb 1, 2008 1:14 PM EST reply actions  

So Tim Hardaway has a new show on VH1? Black Eye for the Queer Guy. Priceless

by yak on Feb 1, 2008 1:14 PM EST reply actions  

This could be an interesting exchange.

by drogue on Feb 1, 2008 1:15 PM EST reply actions  

I’m firmly in the pro-profanity camp. Anything can be improved if you add a little fucking.

by Biggus Rickus on Feb 1, 2008 1:22 PM EST reply actions  

Powers Booth will save your ass should you ever get caught in the middle of a Soviet vs. American tank battle. WOLVERINES!!!

by AtlantaGator on Feb 1, 2008 1:40 PM EST reply actions  

He must have missed the post UGA-FL Knowshon Moreno Profanity Tirade. Fuckity-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck that was hilarious….

by Brian O'Blivion on Feb 1, 2008 1:46 PM EST reply actions  

As I’ve said countless times before – profanity is like adding a little spicy salsa to scrambled eggs. Sure, eggs are good without it, but add a little salsa there my friend, and now you’ve got smething special.
Same thing with missionary sex- ok as is, but pin her legs behind her head like a bunny wabbit….

by Out of Conference on Feb 1, 2008 1:53 PM EST reply actions  

OOC- Use something like a pool cue to keep those legs behind the neck and you have a textbook modified possum lock going.

by drogue on Feb 1, 2008 2:08 PM EST reply actions  

Drouge, if you head downtown from that position your gonna end up with a snapped pool cue. Mind the splinters!

by SunDawg on Feb 1, 2008 2:30 PM EST reply actions  

!#$*&^$$%%#$&%#@@&#!!!!!

btw, we enjoy being idiots. it releeves the boredom.

by yoyofutbawl on Feb 1, 2008 2:38 PM EST reply actions  

Snack Bar’s Open

by drogue on Feb 1, 2008 2:44 PM EST reply actions  

Anonymous IV, no, I didn’t intend the anime reference and it scares me a little that you know about Paradigm City.

Since Orson Swindle is already a stolen name, it shouldn’t be a problem for us to change it to Big O; you can’t sue a person with a stolen name for copyright infringement if you give him another stolen name, can you? Where be da lawyz?

by SunDawg on Feb 1, 2008 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

I prefer to think that chick is Famke Janssen.

by Raider Red on Feb 1, 2008 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

“Big O” is fucking gay. That is all.

by Hugh Jass on Feb 2, 2008 12:25 AM EST reply actions  

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