February 2nd–tomorrow, that is–is a momentous day in Bundaology. It is the birthday of Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll, a.k.a Shakira, who also brought with her the magnificent behind she makes the money of many colors with in the international type market thingy.
Examples follow–and happy birthday to the Pa Swindle, whose birthday is today, as well.
Scene: Charlie Weis’ office in South Bend, Indiana. Weis is about to hire Jon Tenuta as defensive backs coach and assistant coach, but wants to see the goods first. If he can ever get off the chirp…
Weis: (talking into Nextel) “Reg, seriously, I will take that under consideration.”
Nextel: (CHIRP!) “Seriously, Charlie. No one’s run the wishbone in years! It’ll be Greek to everyone, and Clausen will love it!”
Weis: “Sure, Reg. Sure. I’ll take that very carefully into consideration. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an interview with–”
The door flies open. A large man with gray hair, a wild look in his eye, and an ill-fitting grey suit stands in the doorway. Jon Tenuta enters carrying the shoulder of a fly-ridden deer carcass and a play book.)
Tenuta: YOU CALL NUMBER ONE TAH-NOO-TAH?
Weis: Yes. We’re looking for a new defensive backs coach, and possibly someone to help give some more bite to our defense. I called around, and your name seemed to come up quite a bit.
Tenuta: HAW HAW HAW TAH-NOO-TAH KNOWN FAR AND WIDE! HIS NAME MAKE PEOPLE PEE AND CRY SAME TIME! HAW HAW HAW! (takes bite of deer carcass.) (more…)
We’re feeling somewhat closer to human after having no idea where or who we were for the past three days or so. How bad did it get? At one point we were zonked out on meds and watching Sudden Death on FX in the midafternoon. That Powers Boothe is one icy motherfucker!!!
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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