FLU, DAY 2
We get a DNF for the second day in a row thanks to whatever death-flu is currently pouring through our system. Apologies from our immune system–we’re heading to the doctor, who hopefully will tell us what we want to hear, and prescribe eight fingers of bourbon and some honey for what ails us. If it worked for Jeremiah Johnson, it’s got to work for us, right?

If whiskey can’t cure it, then there’s no cure.












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Are these tailored ads? How did these people know I like football and screwing?
Comment by MCab — February 1, 2008 @ 1:08 pm
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Must be a full blown sickness now…10:30 am and no daily news. Let’s hope we get a guest appearance from Stranko Montana for some pre-superbowl cheesecake.
Get well dude!
Comment by Brian — February 1, 2008 @ 10:32 am
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Can we get a few more ads for adult products and/or websites? My co-workers are starting to look at me funny.
Comment by Yukon Cornelius — February 1, 2008 @ 8:17 am
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The best answer on marriage came from Grady on Sanford & Son. Fred’s new wife asked him “Grady, Isn’t it about time you got remarried?”
He replied back “What! And give up sex?”
Comment by yoyofutbawl — February 1, 2008 @ 7:54 am
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Coop, may I recommend that you learn these two words that will be a sufficient answer to any and all questions:
“Yes, dear”.
You should begin to wean her off this cure about 8 weeks after the babies are born.
Comment by Southern Papa — February 1, 2008 @ 1:31 am
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OOC, that was outstanding.
Normally, I don’t even think to recognize Gamecock humor, as if you beat Charleston Southern in football in the opener…
then you obviously will run the table in the SEC and against…
well, you know.
FYI, Tommy is still 7-2 versus South Carolina.
Holla at “yo boy!” or whatever that means.
Comment by Coop — January 31, 2008 @ 9:59 pm
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#25
Just so you know, they do make Phenergan in a non-suppository. I love the stuff having never taken it. My fiancee is pregnant with twins and manages to sleep about 22.5 hours a day taking the pills for nausea. Those 1.5 hours she is awake is like facing a werewolf with twin chainsaw dicks.
Comment by Sonofsamford — January 31, 2008 @ 8:38 pm
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richard gere to hamsters as redford is to bears! Coincidence…I think not! Those furry bastards.
Comment by largeone! — January 31, 2008 @ 7:39 pm
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My first assignment in the Navy out of college was to a ship named the USS Affray. My mother was the only person I ever ran into who realized that I was stationed on a ship named after a drunken brawl and she was appalled.
Trust me, we did our very best to uphold the name of that ship in the fleet. God bless the USS Drunken Brawl!
Comment by Brandon Lang — January 31, 2008 @ 5:28 pm
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If you doctor is worth his salt, he’ll prescribe a cannon of PURPLE DRANK. It probably won’t cure you, but it will end the suffering.
Comment by ChemE93 — January 31, 2008 @ 5:20 pm
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I get stupid, I mean my outrageous.
Stay ahead from me, because I’m contagious.
Comment by Out of Conference — January 31, 2008 @ 5:06 pm
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good point, masked. that and a 3-9 record don’t exactly help Charlie hold all the cards during recruiting…
Comment by AllWhoYonder — January 31, 2008 @ 4:40 pm
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Tenuta is replacing another Georgia techie…Bill Lewis.
Keeping the tradition alive!
Comment by hunglikehussain — January 31, 2008 @ 3:44 pm
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AllWhoYonder -
I like the hire (but not the timing) by ND; I was thrilled during the 15 minutes that the Kirk-Herbstreit-created- Miles-and-Tenuta-to-Michigan rumor still was possibly true.
But, what are the odds that a rival coach that wants a ND recruit will spin it as Corwin Brown is being replaced/pushed aside? Uncertainty just before signing day is rarely a good thing.
Comment by maskedavenger — January 31, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
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Any fact finding in the area of flu research begins and ends with whiskey.
Comment by ThreenOut — January 31, 2008 @ 3:26 pm
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Get well Spencer, drink a lot of alcohol and pass out, it always makes you forget about being sick.
Tenuta to ND is huge….
http://sportscrack.blogspot.com/2008/01/jon-tenuta-joins-notre-dame-staff.html
Comment by Matt — January 31, 2008 @ 3:25 pm
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Ny-Quil not working?
Time for the hard stuff…Phenargen(sp?).
In your ass, knocks you on your ass, your ass don’t wake for 2 days.
Comment by hunglikehussain — January 31, 2008 @ 3:23 pm