WE’RE GOING TO BED
We’re in the grips of a proper death-flu-cold-plague-thingy of some sort, so it’s off to bed for the day. (Yes, it’s that bad. Falling asleep three times at the computer today stands as proof of our stupidity.)
Hope everything’s great when we wake up tomorrow!

Talk to you then,
–O.









1
Hazean says:
Hope you get well soon!
January 30th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
2
Doug says:
FUCK DAT FLAMIN ZOMBIE
January 30th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
3
Brian says:
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/3919/watertowerms0.th.jpg
January 30th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
4
Brian says:
my bad:
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/3919/watertowerms0.jpg
January 30th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
5
hunglikehussain says:
We’re going to bed? Not, I’m going to bed?
January 30th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
6
ThreenOut says:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/football/ncaa/01/29/zook.award.ap/index.html
how was this missed today?
January 30th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
7
yoyofutbawl says:
Rey Rey’s got some Nyquil fer ya.
January 30th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
8
Crabapple Buck says:
Threen@6
Why do you think Orson is so sick?
January 30th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
9
andrew says:
We suggest Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup, DayQuil and Sprite – the ancient remedy of our ancestors.
January 30th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
10
spartanmike says:
“Well, Jim…..I’ve got some bad news for you.”
January 30th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
11
Nashwolverine says:
Man, I can relate. Whatever this crap is, it sure knocks you out of commission. I missed two days of work from it.
January 30th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
12
riley skinner says:
sounds like you got the Super HIV. take the pictures of me naked off the internet.
January 30th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
13
Holly says:
Rub some dirt on it.
January 30th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
14
Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
OS: Get well soon….SKLM
January 30th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
15
Cincy says:
I heard Orson passed out at 31 flavors last night…..
that joke never gets old.
January 30th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
16
Aerobab says:
“NAUGHTYHUBBY” SEZ:
PLZZZZZZ GET WELL SOON DUE EDSBS IS ALL I HAVE ITS MY LIFE PLZZZZZZ SIR PLZZZZ
IVE NEVER CRIED B4 UNTIL NOW PLZZZ MY FAMILY DEPENDS ON THIS SITE PLZZZZZ I BEG OF U 2 GET WELL SOON PLZZZ
UR 1 STRUNG OUT BLOGGER U GET SICK TO MAKE PEOPLES LIVES MISERABLE ARENT U
January 30th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
17
Lumpkin rhymes with Blumpkin says:
put some tussin on it
January 30th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
18
Coop says:
#5 – Since his career change, O has gone to using the royal, “we.”
Incidentally, “we” agree with his usage.
Carry on.
January 30th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
19
Out of Conference says:
#15 – and if you run out of tussin, put a little water in it, and bam! more tussin!
January 30th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
20
MGoBastard says:
Trev Alberts did it.
January 30th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
21
Anon says:
#13 –
what joke?
January 30th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
22
sb says:
With Holly at #11, “…and nut up!”
#13…its from “Ferris Beuller’s Day Off”.
January 30th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
23
ded yankee says:
get well sucka
January 30th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
24
Out of Conference says:
Somewhere, someone can make a humorous connection between Ferris jokes on here about Orson being sick, and Ferris’ girlfriend getting the call from “her Dad” in Orson’s seemingly most hated academic course, economics…
anyone, anyone, a certain o-o-doo, oodoo- anyone, voodoo economics.
January 30th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
25
Trev Alberts says:
No pants, eh? Told you not to fuck with me, man…
(resumes forcing ipecac down doll’s throat)
January 30th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
26
Oops Pow Surprise says:
more ads for anal lube plz kthxbai
January 30th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
27
Cincy says:
I knew it was from Ferris Buler. I don’t think #18 did though.
I didn’t realize it wasn’t common message board fodder. Around soonerfans its used when rumor runs rampant about injurys and whatnot.
“I heard he didn’t practice today”
“I heard he’s in the coach’s doghouse”
“I heard he passed out at 31 flavors last night”
etc.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
28
Edsall is God says:
As much as I feel bad for the dude being sick…he got to sleep this afternoon and I did not. I want a nap!
January 30th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
29
GTSteve says:
So is EDSBS using the royal we now?
January 30th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
30
Mr Pelican Pants says:
SAVE ORSON!!!
Nah man, I feel ya…..had the baby last Friday, go home this past Monday….and boom!! The last 3 days I have had a fever of 102-103….no other symptoms, did a few test for flu and strep, nothing…..test urine for possible kidney stones…..nothing……he said the next thing is possible prostate infection….you guessed it, boom, prostate exam…..I was wondering where in the hell the hidden cameras were…..and in all my years of going to the doctor for a fever, first time ever had to drop the pants……I am now confused…..next time I’lll stay home and Tussin out and listen to Mike Jones
January 30th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
31
NewAZTiger says:
The best part about syphilis is neurosyphilis.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
32
Picture Me Rollin says:
What the hell are we supposed to do while your sick?
Work?
Be a man, go get a shot, and take one for the team?
If you say Orson Swindle, you lose a testicle.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
33
Out of Conference says:
My boss thanks you for being sick today.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
34
Texas_Dawg says:
More Cup points for Fulmer:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/football/ncaa/01/30/vols.parker.ap/index.html
January 30th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
35
Hang up & Listen says:
Next time you are going to have to barf up lung, so you better make this one count.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
36
Brian O'Blivion says:
I think there was a moon landing recently.
January 30th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
37
NRBQ says:
Hope for your sake, Mr. PP, they don’t decide to do a prostate biopsy.
You don’t even want to imagine what kinda instrument they use to snatch those tissue samples…….
January 30th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
38
Cool Hand Mike says:
I hope you the best vs. Captain Trips.
January 30th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
39
CKGator says:
We’re on the board….
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/orl-bk-torreydavis012908,0,2320244.story
January 30th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
40
dan says:
What is the picture from?
January 30th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
41
spartymike says:
28 Days Later
Also, re: #33…awesome
January 30th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
42
Dr. Cruz says:
I have a scorching case of herpes.
January 31st, 2008 at 12:46 am
43
Studley says:
Get well soon, Orson.
January 31st, 2008 at 7:54 am
44
SunDawg says:
The article says the Gator was arrested for having a “run” and coke.
Clearly in Gainesville it’s illegal for anyone not named Tebow to run, anywhere – anytime!
January 31st, 2008 at 9:45 am