We’re in the grips of a proper death-flu-cold-plague-thingy of some sort, so it’s off to bed for the day. (Yes, it’s that bad. Falling asleep three times at the computer today stands as proof of our stupidity.)
Hope everything’s great when we wake up tomorrow!
Talk to you then,
–O.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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The article says the Gator was arrested for having a “run” and coke.
Clearly in Gainesville it’s illegal for anyone not named Tebow to run, anywhere - anytime!
Comment by SunDawg — January 31, 2008 @ 9:45 am
43
Get well soon, Orson.
Comment by Studley — January 31, 2008 @ 7:54 am
42
I have a scorching case of herpes.
Comment by Dr. Cruz — January 31, 2008 @ 12:46 am
41
28 Days Later
Also, re: #33…awesome
Comment by spartymike — January 30, 2008 @ 11:18 pm
40
What is the picture from?
Comment by dan — January 30, 2008 @ 10:23 pm
39
We’re on the board….
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/orl-bk-torreydavis012908,0,2320244.story
Comment by CKGator — January 30, 2008 @ 6:34 pm
38
I hope you the best vs. Captain Trips.
Comment by Cool Hand Mike — January 30, 2008 @ 6:30 pm
37
Hope for your sake, Mr. PP, they don’t decide to do a prostate biopsy.
You don’t even want to imagine what kinda instrument they use to snatch those tissue samples…….
Comment by NRBQ — January 30, 2008 @ 6:18 pm
36
I think there was a moon landing recently.
Comment by Brian O'Blivion — January 30, 2008 @ 6:13 pm
35
Next time you are going to have to barf up lung, so you better make this one count.
Comment by Hang up & Listen — January 30, 2008 @ 5:39 pm
34
More Cup points for Fulmer:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/football/ncaa/01/30/vols.parker.ap/index.html
Comment by Texas_Dawg — January 30, 2008 @ 5:25 pm
33
My boss thanks you for being sick today.
Comment by Out of Conference — January 30, 2008 @ 5:19 pm
32
What the hell are we supposed to do while your sick?
Work?
Be a man, go get a shot, and take one for the team?
If you say Orson Swindle, you lose a testicle.
Comment by Picture Me Rollin — January 30, 2008 @ 5:17 pm
31
The best part about syphilis is neurosyphilis.
Comment by NewAZTiger — January 30, 2008 @ 5:05 pm
30
SAVE ORSON!!!
Nah man, I feel ya…..had the baby last Friday, go home this past Monday….and boom!! The last 3 days I have had a fever of 102-103….no other symptoms, did a few test for flu and strep, nothing…..test urine for possible kidney stones…..nothing……he said the next thing is possible prostate infection….you guessed it, boom, prostate exam…..I was wondering where in the hell the hidden cameras were…..and in all my years of going to the doctor for a fever, first time ever had to drop the pants……I am now confused…..next time I’lll stay home and Tussin out and listen to Mike Jones
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — January 30, 2008 @ 4:54 pm
29
So is EDSBS using the royal we now?
Comment by GTSteve — January 30, 2008 @ 4:39 pm
28
As much as I feel bad for the dude being sick…he got to sleep this afternoon and I did not. I want a nap!
Comment by Edsall is God — January 30, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
27
I knew it was from Ferris Buler. I don’t think #18 did though.
I didn’t realize it wasn’t common message board fodder. Around soonerfans its used when rumor runs rampant about injurys and whatnot.
“I heard he didn’t practice today”
“I heard he’s in the coach’s doghouse”
“I heard he passed out at 31 flavors last night”
etc.
Comment by Cincy — January 30, 2008 @ 4:07 pm
26
more ads for anal lube plz kthxbai
Comment by Oops Pow Surprise — January 30, 2008 @ 3:57 pm