Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Dog Football! Which Breeds Are Best Suited For The Gridiron?

WE'RE GOING TO BED

We're in the grips of a proper death-flu-cold-plague-thingy of some sort, so it's off to bed for the day. (Yes, it's that bad. Falling asleep three times at the computer today stands as proof of our stupidity.)

Hope everything's great when we wake up tomorrow!

Talk to you then,

--O.

Comment 44 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

Hope you get well soon!

by Hazean on Jan 30, 2008 12:26 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK DAT FLAMIN ZOMBIE

by Doug on Jan 30, 2008 12:33 PM EST reply actions  

We’re going to bed? Not, I’m going to bed?

by hunglikehussain on Jan 30, 2008 12:45 PM EST reply actions  

Rey Rey’s got some Nyquil fer ya.

by yoyofutbawl on Jan 30, 2008 12:46 PM EST reply actions  

Threen@6

Why do you think Orson is so sick?

by Crabapple Buck on Jan 30, 2008 12:51 PM EST reply actions  

We suggest Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup, DayQuil and Sprite – the ancient remedy of our ancestors.

by andrew on Jan 30, 2008 1:01 PM EST reply actions  

“Well, Jim…..I’ve got some bad news for you.”

by spartanmike on Jan 30, 2008 1:04 PM EST reply actions  

Man, I can relate. Whatever this crap is, it sure knocks you out of commission. I missed two days of work from it.

by Nashwolverine on Jan 30, 2008 1:05 PM EST reply actions  

sounds like you got the Super HIV. take the pictures of me naked off the internet.

by riley skinner on Jan 30, 2008 1:05 PM EST reply actions  

Rub some dirt on it.

by Holly on Jan 30, 2008 1:24 PM EST reply actions  

OS: Get well soon….SKLM

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jan 30, 2008 1:34 PM EST reply actions  

I heard Orson passed out at 31 flavors last night…..

that joke never gets old.

by Cincy on Jan 30, 2008 1:46 PM EST reply actions  

“NAUGHTYHUBBY” SEZ:

PLZZZZZZ GET WELL SOON DUE EDSBS IS ALL I HAVE ITS MY LIFE PLZZZZZZ SIR PLZZZZ

IVE NEVER CRIED B4 UNTIL NOW PLZZZ MY FAMILY DEPENDS ON THIS SITE PLZZZZZ I BEG OF U 2 GET WELL SOON PLZZZ

UR 1 STRUNG OUT BLOGGER U GET SICK TO MAKE PEOPLES LIVES MISERABLE ARENT U

by Aerobab on Jan 30, 2008 2:02 PM EST reply actions  

put some tussin on it

by Lumpkin rhymes with Blumpkin on Jan 30, 2008 2:29 PM EST reply actions  

  1. - Since his career change, O has gone to using the royal, “we.”

Incidentally, “we” agree with his usage.

Carry on.

by Coop on Jan 30, 2008 2:31 PM EST reply actions  

  1. - and if you run out of tussin, put a little water in it, and bam! more tussin!

by Out of Conference on Jan 30, 2008 2:40 PM EST reply actions  

Trev Alberts did it.

by MGoBastard on Jan 30, 2008 2:48 PM EST reply actions  

  1. -

what joke?

by Anon on Jan 30, 2008 2:54 PM EST reply actions  

With Holly at #11, “…and nut up!”

#13…its from “Ferris Beuller’s Day Off”.

by sb on Jan 30, 2008 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

get well sucka

by ded yankee on Jan 30, 2008 3:27 PM EST reply actions  

Somewhere, someone can make a humorous connection between Ferris jokes on here about Orson being sick, and Ferris’ girlfriend getting the call from “her Dad” in Orson’s seemingly most hated academic course, economics…

anyone, anyone, a certain o-o-doo, oodoo- anyone, voodoo economics.

by Out of Conference on Jan 30, 2008 3:40 PM EST reply actions  

No pants, eh? Told you not to fuck with me, man…
(resumes forcing ipecac down doll’s throat)

by Trev Alberts on Jan 30, 2008 3:50 PM EST reply actions  

more ads for anal lube plz kthxbai

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 30, 2008 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

I knew it was from Ferris Buler. I don’t think #18 did though.

I didn’t realize it wasn’t common message board fodder. Around soonerfans its used when rumor runs rampant about injurys and whatnot.

“I heard he didn’t practice today”

“I heard he’s in the coach’s doghouse”

“I heard he passed out at 31 flavors last night”

etc.

by Cincy on Jan 30, 2008 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

As much as I feel bad for the dude being sick…he got to sleep this afternoon and I did not. I want a nap!

by Edsall is God on Jan 30, 2008 4:08 PM EST reply actions  

So is EDSBS using the royal we now?

by GTSteve on Jan 30, 2008 4:39 PM EST reply actions  

SAVE ORSON!!!

Nah man, I feel ya…..had the baby last Friday, go home this past Monday….and boom!! The last 3 days I have had a fever of 102-103….no other symptoms, did a few test for flu and strep, nothing…..test urine for possible kidney stones…..nothing……he said the next thing is possible prostate infection….you guessed it, boom, prostate exam…..I was wondering where in the hell the hidden cameras were…..and in all my years of going to the doctor for a fever, first time ever had to drop the pants……I am now confused…..next time I’lll stay home and Tussin out and listen to Mike Jones

by Mr Pelican Pants on Jan 30, 2008 4:54 PM EST reply actions  

The best part about syphilis is neurosyphilis.

by NewAZTiger on Jan 30, 2008 5:05 PM EST reply actions  

What the hell are we supposed to do while your sick?
Work?
Be a man, go get a shot, and take one for the team?

If you say Orson Swindle, you lose a testicle.

by Picture Me Rollin on Jan 30, 2008 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

My boss thanks you for being sick today.

by Out of Conference on Jan 30, 2008 5:19 PM EST reply actions  

Next time you are going to have to barf up lung, so you better make this one count.

by Hang up & Listen on Jan 30, 2008 5:39 PM EST reply actions  

I think there was a moon landing recently.

by Brian O'Blivion on Jan 30, 2008 6:13 PM EST reply actions  

Hope for your sake, Mr. PP, they don’t decide to do a prostate biopsy.

You don’t even want to imagine what kinda instrument they use to snatch those tissue samples…….

by NRBQ on Jan 30, 2008 6:18 PM EST reply actions  

I hope you the best vs. Captain Trips.

by Cool Hand Mike on Jan 30, 2008 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

What is the picture from?

by dan on Jan 30, 2008 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

28 Days Later

Also, re: #33…awesome

by spartymike on Jan 30, 2008 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

I have a scorching case of herpes.

by Dr. Cruz on Jan 31, 2008 12:46 AM EST reply actions  

Get well soon, Orson.

by Studley on Jan 31, 2008 7:54 AM EST reply actions  

The article says the Gator was arrested for having a “run” and coke.

Clearly in Gainesville it’s illegal for anyone not named Tebow to run, anywhere – anytime!

by SunDawg on Jan 31, 2008 9:45 AM EST reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Because College Football is too important to be left to the professionals.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Img_0172_small
DICK TALK WITH JASON WHITLOCK
Sg_head_small
The Time A Kentucky Fan Saved Me From Being Raped and Murdered
Fbimgp0931_small
Thanks commertariat (and Spencer)

Recent FanPosts

Small
Yes Emma, there is a Jayhawk
227210_10150231884830560_734255559_9012780_1389568_n_small
Deep Thoughts with BamaTaxMan
Rotate-3_small
Climate Change and its First Effect on College Football
Turd_small
Dear Commentariat: HELP ME OUT
Small
A Year in the Life of a College Football Fan
Hangover_small
Six Nations Rugby - mud blood guts & beer
Small
To my Dawg friends

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >


Managers

Img_0172_small Spencer Hall

Small Orson

Screen_shot_2011-08-18_at_2 Holly Anderson

Editors

Lzprofilepictwopointoh_small Luke Zimmermann

Me_tuscaloosa_small Doug Gillett

Trex_small Run Home Jack