REY REY IS VERY DANGEROUS. WHERE'S THE NYQUIL?
by Orson on Jan 29, 2008 5:30 PM EST
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PrintNo, this isn't just another chance to post a Youtube video. It's a cry for you, loving, liquorice-flavored lass of ours. It's you who, when we're addled with a mysterious flu-like illness that's been dogging us for most of the day, comes to us with a velvet-covered sledgehammer of inky green mercy. It's a plea for you, who comes to us like Rey Malualalalalaauga hammering Juice Williams unblocked up the middle, crushing us with an inevitability easily confused with natural law.
Oh, NyQuil. As Dennis Leary said: "Big N, little Y, BIG FUCKIN' Q!" It's to you we run in times of trial, voluntarialy ceding any and all ability to operate heavy machinery. Not since the days of Jeff Bowden, offensive coordinator, has sleep come so decisively or mercifully. Green Fairy of Aisle 12-A, we'll see you tonight when your screwed and chopped grooves boom us to sleep.
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I hope the Rose Bowl Committee enjoyed their fucking parade. Motherfuckers.
That is all.
by UgasTexan on Jan 29, 2008 5:38 PM EST reply actions
Why is the Texas guy pissed? Dude, the only reason Texas played Michigan in the January 2005 Rose Bowl was because they dumped tradition. Cal got screwed… not that I mind. That said, why the hell didn’t we play Georgia. (I get to complain because I had to sit next to some very sad and uninspired Illinois fans… and a couple of Buckeye fans that had scalped tickets before the season had ended… the shaaaaame)
Anyhow, thank god Rey Rey is coming back for one more year of QB destruction.
by Bryan on Jan 29, 2008 6:15 PM EST reply actions
@ #5
Judging by the screen name, I think he is a disgruntled UGA fan…
by Bob Barker on Jan 29, 2008 6:26 PM EST reply actions
’NyQuil NyQuil NyQuil, we love you, you giant fucking Q…"
“I’m high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry fucking Christmas!”
by Kanu on Jan 29, 2008 6:53 PM EST reply actions
D of Grandeuereeerrrr:
Malualalalalaauga plays football like I used to……(actually, even I do not believe that one!)
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jan 29, 2008 6:59 PM EST reply actions
How was that not a personal foul? That was totally a clothesline tackle.
by Marshall McLuhan on Jan 29, 2008 7:04 PM EST reply actions
I went through a bottle of that stuff last week, thanks to the guy in the office who came to work sick, hacking up a lung. You’re a trooper, thanks buddy!
by Brian O'Blivion on Jan 29, 2008 7:12 PM EST reply actions
I want to be upset about Georgia not playing in Pasadena, but the beatdown of Hawaii was delightful and I was able to spend three heroically drunken days in New Orleans.
by Biggus Rickus on Jan 29, 2008 7:40 PM EST reply actions
Enjoy the honey-dew of slumber:
Thou hast no figures nor no fantasies
Which busy cares draws in the brains of men;
Therefore thou sleep’st so sound.
by hunglikehussain on Jan 29, 2008 9:24 PM EST reply actions
A Dennis Leary reference? We will remember this as the day EDSBS jumped the shark.
by Rob G on Jan 29, 2008 10:12 PM EST reply actions
@ 15
Jumped the shark? Fuck you! My first cd ever was Dennis Leary’s “No Cure for Cancer”. I was 12…
“What a great advertising ploy. Put a huge fucking Q on the box. They’ll get high and stare at it… ‘The Q is talking to me. The Q is talking to me.’”
Still a classic.
by undecided (formerly Tebow for Heisman) on Jan 29, 2008 10:36 PM EST reply actions
“I mean, Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead….and we can’t Jon Bon Jovi on a helicopter.”
by haybeav on Jan 30, 2008 1:45 AM EST reply actions
Personal preference is the NyQuil Red, aka the “Cherry Bombed.”
In either case, once sipped, it is only a matter of time before the hammer falls.
by Irwin Fletcher on Jan 30, 2008 8:25 AM EST reply actions
So… I’m guessing since Orson was part of Mr. Vicks’ Wild Ride last night he won’t be us usual blogpost-y self until later today.
by Cincy on Jan 30, 2008 9:22 AM EST reply actions
Well guys, I think Billy Martin said it best when he said “Hey! I can drive!”
by Billy in Baton Rouge on Jan 30, 2008 9:24 AM EST reply actions
- - You must be one of those guys trying to turn football into a non-contact sport. There was nothing illegal about that hit.
by Last Dragon on Jan 30, 2008 10:15 AM EST reply actions
I have the DVD of “No Cure for Cancer” and it’s still hilarious.
I’m gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so i can smoke 2 cigarettes at the same time! I’m gonna get nine tracheotomies, all around my neck, I’ll be Tracheotomy Man! He can smoke a pack at a time, he’s Tracheotomy Man!
by Brian O'Blivion on Jan 30, 2008 10:49 AM EST reply actions
- 10, I think you’re confused – this is Rey committing an (unflagged) personal foul. The fact that Cowan not only got up but ran back to the line of scrimmage was pretty impressive.
by DC Trojan on Jan 30, 2008 11:14 AM EST reply actions
Before they (AU) perfected the crack-back block, this was standard operating procedure…..
by hunglikehussain on Jan 30, 2008 11:54 AM EST reply actions
#10, on further review, you need an eye test – Maualuga hit him square on the number of his shirt – how else was it that the ball got knocked loose? Or did I not notice Williams’ innovative pre-sack chin-tuck during the game?
by DC Trojan on Jan 30, 2008 5:24 PM EST reply actions
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