THAT BAD WAKE FOREST NEWS?

by Orson on Jan 28, 2008 12:29 PM EST

It's more embarrassing than bad, or depending on your viewpoint, not bad at all, but here's what we were talking about in the Curious Index this morning when we were talking about this being a bad day for Wake Forest: pictures that appear to be Riley Skinner posing nude for the camera.

Remember, kids: it all ends up on the internet. If there's a video of you being ball-gagged and dominated by a prominent Canadian sex ed expert, don't go around expecting it not to pop up somewhere. And if it does pop up somewhere...Sue Johanson, you're a dead woman, you hear! A dead woman!

Sue, you promised!

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No wonder Grobe never called for a naked bootleg …

by Brian "Hung Like Reggie F'n Nelson" on Jan 28, 2008 12:38 PM EST reply actions

Fourth and inches? Send in Skinner, he’ll pull it out!

Sorta makes you wonder what they’re looking at it in those polaroids of formations in between each series too.

Also, the Bear frowns on this. Bobby Bowden is looking for other things on the ebays, Les Miles is enjoying pudding and Paterno is considering Julio Jones’ braaaaains.

by Kenny on Jan 28, 2008 12:43 PM EST reply actions

We asked Saban for his reaction, but he didn’t have time …

He was too busy sharing uncomfortable silences with Mike Shula at the Senior Bowl.

by Kenny on Jan 28, 2008 12:44 PM EST reply actions

Starting at quarterback … he’s number 11 in your hearts, and number 6 in his drawers … Riley Skinner!

/booming stadium announcer

by Brian "Hung Like Reggie F'n Nelson" on Jan 28, 2008 12:45 PM EST reply actions

When I read that there was more bad news past Facebook terrorism, I figured it could only be that Chan Gailey had laid explosive eggs inside the underclassmen.

Somehow, this is worse.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 28, 2008 12:45 PM EST reply actions

I wasn’t sure if it was him until I saw the hats hanging on the wall as decoration behind him.
His come hither look makes it art.

by jebus on Jan 28, 2008 12:51 PM EST reply actions

Rich Brooks thinks this is total, utter, and complete bullshit.

by sdf fan on Jan 28, 2008 12:53 PM EST reply actions

all seems clear why grobe wouldnt leave.
loves the cock

by playap on Jan 28, 2008 1:11 PM EST reply actions

that’s weird that he would sell them, as he is a skinner, which is one of the richest families in jacksonville.

hilarious though!

by adam (the gay one) on Jan 28, 2008 1:14 PM EST reply actions

The terrorists have won.

by Scalz1 on Jan 28, 2008 1:14 PM EST reply actions

Kid went to Bolles for crying out loud. What is the world coming to?

Allegedly, Kyle Wright has photos of his junk circulating via the Internet…

so it cannot be long before you see Willy Korn and Drew Weatheford baring it all for no apparent reason.

Or, ACC quarterbacks moonlighting as male escorts in the offseason.

So embarrassed…

by Coop on Jan 28, 2008 1:23 PM EST reply actions

So, I guess the next logical question is, which one of his teamates took the photo?

by Brian on Jan 28, 2008 1:23 PM EST reply actions

Though I have not seen the pictures in question, I just want to indicate my heartfelt endorsement of athletic young men taking and then sharing boudoir photos of themselves.

by The Conscience of a Nation on Jan 28, 2008 1:46 PM EST reply actions