BUY KIRK’S HOUSE!
Kirk Herbstreit has his Columbus, Ohio home for sale, meaning he’s got either upgrade or transfer plans afoot for the Herbstreit clan. TSD’s not sure where he’s going, but the pics of the place make it seem like a nice buy even in the worst American real estate market in bleems. Is that a horseshoe-shaped stairway with a horseshoe shaped archway at the top? Yes, yes it is.
Herbstreit construction: homes for men, and their highlights.
Tressel’s house in in there, too, and sadly there’s no visible brothel, trebuchet big enough to fire a man with, or fountain of blood in the picture. Those must be in the back.
Filed under: Big 10 Conference, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, sweatervest by Orson Swindle
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@ 34
Well done, sir!
Lancaster, OH salutes you.
Comment by StageCoach — January 29, 2008 @ 4:02 pm
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That Parsons Realty link is 2 years old.
I have driven past all of those houses, and regardless of what the pictures show, Herbstreit, Tressel, and Spielman all have amazing houses. Herbstreit’s new house is hardly a “mcmansion” and looks very nice. My only surprise about his house is that it is close to the road so he probably doesn’t have a lot of privacy. That is why Tressel moved supposedly. To many people stopping at his house and bothering him (Buckeyes fans? No way that’s true.)
Spielman’s house is very nice looking on the outside and he has a great yard.
Sad to hear Herbstreit is moving. Hopefully he’ll be back in Columbus at some point. Bristol,CT is no place to raise a family and my guess is property taxes are 30 times as much as Columbus. Plus, he doesn’t want his kids growing up to be Colin Cowherds.
Comment by bnb614 — January 29, 2008 @ 3:16 pm
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Acorns,
I guess I can add you to the list……. why so angry? Why does my “suburban consumerism” piss you off so much? Obviously you think yourself much better than me, why bother your obviously blissful existence with such lowly midwestern rubes like myself?
Comment by justanotherbuckye — January 29, 2008 @ 12:05 pm
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32, what makes you think this is about Ohio or anywhere in particular? It’s America with all its suburban consumerism wonderment. Read 23 again, slowly, and then go drown your own bitterness with an ice cold 2-for-1 at Applebee’s.
Comment by Acorns — January 29, 2008 @ 11:11 am
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“McMansions” is a term invented by bitter yuppies in NYC and Boston as they try and convince themselves that their 600 sq. ft. 3rd story walk up is actually worth paying $2000 a month in rent.
Comment by Techie — January 29, 2008 @ 10:37 am
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DC Trojan #29 — I would assume the guy from “Taint Lick” either works for a faceless corporation doing, IT, or maybe corporate sales — not that there is anything wrong with either. Really, that guy can exist anywhere in the USA, from sea to shining sea. Beltway Bandit is a good possibility for our mythical friend, indeed.
Comment by Brian — January 29, 2008 @ 10:04 am
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oops, I meant 31. You need an edit function here, Orsy baby.
Comment by poguemahone — January 29, 2008 @ 9:19 am
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@30
Y’ever heard the name of William Tecumseh Sherman?
Yeah, I went there.
Comment by poguemahone — January 29, 2008 @ 9:17 am
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Haybeav,
Don’t you miss being in a geographic location that has a false sense of football superiority?
Comment by Odell 51 — January 29, 2008 @ 8:46 am
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#1 through #30,
How does one become so angry? I’d have to think the midwest somehow raped your mothers or ran over your collective dogs.
Comment by justanotherbuckye — January 29, 2008 @ 7:34 am
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question of the day…where is the post-BCS crying room?
Comment by Futbawl Fan — January 29, 2008 @ 7:19 am
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We all know he’s moving to Eugene. As he stated at College Gameday “no humidity in Eugene”. As an Oregon grad, no I’m not biased. Once you get passed the hippies, it’s a great place. Unlike Berkeley, our hippies plant trees, they don’t live in them.
Go Ducks! Eugene is your home Herbie!
Comment by Indy Duck — January 29, 2008 @ 2:37 am
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Brian @ 23 - does your mythical resident of Taint Lick Meadows happen to have a backstory that includes working for a federal IT contractor in Reston VA? Because this mythical person is suspiciously close to a composite of most of my colleagues.
Comment by DC Trojan — January 28, 2008 @ 10:02 pm
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Holy shit. I live a block away from Thad Matta.
Comment by poguemahone — January 28, 2008 @ 9:49 pm
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#10…Erin lives in Dunwoody? So does my favorite ex -fiance of the dawg variety…damn, you just can’t hide good taste. Wonder if they’re neighbors? Maybe the ex could introduce me… if only she was still talkin’ to me. Well she will sooner or later…its a matter of time…they all do. Dammit.
Oh, and Kirk’s ex-house sucks. Horseshoe bullshit and all.
Comment by sb — January 28, 2008 @ 7:22 pm
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#23
God I miss Chi-Chi’s. Fucking Hepatitis A.
/shits pants
Comment by GamecockTX — January 28, 2008 @ 6:52 pm