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January 25, 2008

FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: BEYONCE

She’s not latina, but we still like her, and her behind. All hail Beyonce, who as you’ll see in the video below is double mad crazy insane in concert.

And now, the bunda.

Filed under: Cheesecake by Orson Swindle

19 Replies »

1

“Let me, Let me, Let me upgrade YOU!”

Comment by Aerobab — January 25, 2008 @ 5:23 pm
2

I’ll allow it.

Comment by Eric — January 25, 2008 @ 5:26 pm
3

Ok Dept.

No offense, she is attractive and all of that, but she does not qualify to be on the coveted Friday slot.

This ain’t intramurals…

Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — January 25, 2008 @ 5:44 pm
4

Aerobab, I both applaud and despise you for that.

Comment by OPS — January 25, 2008 @ 6:05 pm
5

I am so horny for Lost right now.

Comment by Meatybob — January 25, 2008 @ 6:11 pm
6

SKLM had to be “that guy” today.

Comment by Last Dragon — January 25, 2008 @ 6:16 pm
7

So Orson, is this the result of a recent EEOC (Equal Employment of Cheesecake) directive?

Not that I mind. Just wonderin.

Comment by hunglikehussain — January 25, 2008 @ 6:16 pm
8

This is a slap in the face to the Sharapova vs Ivanovic final. Hottest tennis match ever.

Comment by formerlyanonymous — January 25, 2008 @ 6:39 pm
9

Bunda’s like Puritan-style tame today by your standards, Orson. I could find racier but still SFW (if not AFW) pictures of Miz Knowles on google image search.

Comment by poguemahone — January 25, 2008 @ 7:05 pm
10

Ain’t nobody here tellin’ me they wouldn’t hit that in an INSTANT.

She could KILL US ALL.

Comment by sjs1959 — January 25, 2008 @ 7:10 pm
11

Enter the Dragon Dept:

#6: Hey, I did not knock her one bit. Who would not hit that? She is very pretty.

But, or should I say butt, she is missing the mystique needed for the Friday edition of EDSBS.

Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — January 25, 2008 @ 8:07 pm
12

I Eiffel-towered that bitch with her father Matthew back in ‘99, and I can tell you that she’s a high maintenance cunt who belongs in the coveted Friday slot only because our leader feels that she belongs there.

If that towel smells have as awful as her pussy did, then that young men deserves a refund.

Comment by Dr. Cruz — January 26, 2008 @ 10:16 am
13

Anthony Parker lends a hand to the Vols Fulmer Cup hopes:

http://www.wate.com/global/story.asp?s=7778352

Comment by godawg — January 26, 2008 @ 6:16 pm
14

I had to look it up on Urban Dictionary-

Eiffel Tower:

“A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.”

Comment by Out of Conference — January 26, 2008 @ 8:44 pm
15

i gotta be honest ooc, i thought that was “finger cuffs.”

Comment by gerry dorsey — January 26, 2008 @ 9:18 pm
16

Thanks #14. That makes the inclusion of the words “her father Matthew” pretty sick. For me, the thought of Jay Z owning that ass is repulsive enough.

Comment by J.J. — January 26, 2008 @ 9:38 pm
17

#1: Ha!

Comment by Rob — January 26, 2008 @ 9:48 pm
18

re: #2

Eric, please tell me you watch It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Comment by spartymike — January 27, 2008 @ 2:30 am
19

Friday Cheesecake was more like Friday Flan as of late (nttawwt!) so its nice to bring it back home to the ole US of A.

SKLM: And Beyonce is pretty fricken far from just “OK”

Comment by Irwin Fletcher — January 28, 2008 @ 8:03 am