Everyday Should Be Saturday

January 25, 2008

FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: BEYONCE

She’s not latina, but we still like her, and her behind. All hail Beyonce, who as you’ll see in the video below is double mad crazy insane in concert.

And now, the bunda.

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EDSBS EXCLUSIVE: DANA JACOBSON AUDIO FROM ESPN ROAST

Warning: not only does this contain the original offensive language spoken by Jacobson ("F— Notre Dame, F— Jesus") but also several new unreported and shocking remarks, as well. NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR TENDER EARS.

MP3 File

DICKROD: WVU RENEGED ON BUYOUT CONTRACT

Rich Rodriguez thought the first attempt to resign went so badly, well, he’d just try it again:

MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — More than two weeks after he was sued over a $4 million buyout clause in his contract at West Virginia, Rich Rodriguez turned in a second resignation letter, claiming university president Mike Garrison reneged on a deal to reduce and possibly eliminate that clause.

Jeffrey Wakefield, the school’s attorney in the case, denied Friday that such a promise was made.

And that’s your story, essentially unchanged from day one: he said/we said. Oh, and your obilgatory, never piss off a West Virginian item of the day.

FULMER CUPDATE: AGGIERAVATED ASSAULT EDITION

Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck!

Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck!

Duct tape, robbery, assault charge- check! Check! Check!

Two Texas A&M Aggies make a smashing debut in the Fulmer Cup, or whatever the noise made by an apartment door crashing in is, because that’s one of the things two Aggie football players were indicted for on Thursday in Bryan/College Station.

They’re accused of robbing a Callaway Villas apartment November 29, hitting a person and tying up two others with duct tape. Police believe the alleged armed robbery was part of a drug deal.

Babalola starred on the Bryan High School football team before earning a starting spot on the A&M offensive line.

That’s a phenomenal entry into the Fulmer Cup: two aggravated robbery charges alone take the Aggies to six points, and the felony drug charges faced by joiner likely bump the total up to a provisional score of nine points for the Aggies, vaulting them into the lead. That’s…that’s just got to hurt, Cadets. Your reaction?

We know. It’s painful. (HT: Dave)

CURIOUS INDEX, 1/25/08

It’s Friday, so we thought we’d let down our hair a little and let you get a little peek into our soul. You wanna know what’s in our deepest heart of hearts, underneath the old Phil Steeles and P.J. O’ Rourke books? This:

Excuse me, it’s…dusty…in here….

Penn State is through with Knowledge. Knowledge Timmons, that is. He, along with two other Penn State players, will be booted from the team in connection with a fight at the HUB last year.

Timmons was suspended for Penn State’s final regular season game against Michigan State and then for the Alamo Bowl in connection with an Oct. 7 fight in the HUB-Robeson Center, for which he was charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct and defiant trespass. Also in connection with that fight, defensive tackle Chris Baker and linebacker Navorro Bowman were charged with aggravated assault, harassment and stalking, simple assault and disorderly conduct. Neither played against Michigan State or in the Alamo Bowl.

Joe Pa getting this disciplinarianish post-season is a bold stand in post-season punishment. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re going to beat our dog for that time she shat in our Chuck Taylors three years ago. We’re sure she’ll understand just why we’re doing this.

West Virginia has hired Jeff Mullen, quarterbacks coach at Wake Forest, as their new offensive coordinator. Wake runs the the fun orbit sweep, run-heavy Lobotzke-bone offense with marginal D-1 talent; it’ll be fun watching what Mullen brings to an attack that will, for the third year, feature the plague of Pat White, who when healthy earns cardiologists dollars around the Big East metropolitan area thanks to defensive coordinators suffering chest pains thinking about him.

Reminder! Get your nominations in ASAP for the College Football Blog Awards. Please vote cleverly.

Get your own ridiculously overpriced championship ring hyah, LSU Fans.

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