TREV STRIKES AGAIN!

by Orson on Jan 24, 2008 11:30 AM EST Comment 17 comments

Trev lives! Again!

The content of this piece is innocuous enough: Norm Chow WOO, UCLA="wha? suddenly potentially good?", but that's not why we posted it. We posted it because, watching it, our mind wandered to the image of Trev doing this in front of a fake Atlanta backdrop in his rec room, wearing boxers and and no pants but with the sport coat on to give the television illusion, doing take after take and berating himself with "No. NO! STUPID TREV!" and getting all red-faced and teary in between takes as his wife works the camera and tries to hold back desperate giggles.

We mean nothing snide about this: when Trev Alberts and EDSBS are both hanging around Atlanta doing college football-related media things from home, something has changed profoundly in sports media. He's probably paid better for what he does, but we could never work on camera like suavissimo Vanilla Thunder for obvious reasons: massive jaw, eyes set damn near on the side of the head, perpetually sullen look on the face no matter the mood, inability to shave two days in a row, tendency to flick off camera...

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Except that Orson wears nothing but a condom and a ski mask while he blogs.

Though I don’t see any ESPN or even CSTV shows for ya’ what about that other form of mass communication? Radio? You’ve already got a resume for it, with guests as good as anyone else is getting, so hell, why not get paid to do that, too? I would consider subscribing to satellite radio if they gave you and Mr. Bean a show.

by Brian on Jan 24, 2008 11:37 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

No matter what, you can never do worse than these guys: http://guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg

by Brian on Jan 24, 2008 11:39 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Trev Alberts: Chicken Head

by jebus on Jan 24, 2008 11:47 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Looking for great fun…I have it for you. Press play on the video above and allow it to completely load…then reset the video to the beginning and press the pause button…grab the red button to control the time slider and move it from left to right….ah the many of faces of trev alberts…

My favorite is the 12 second mark…he is the master of the head bob…wonder where he learned that?

by The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes on Jan 24, 2008 11:53 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

to back up what #3 and #4 said…i was coming here to make a parkinson’s comment. what the hell trev??

by gerry dorsey on Jan 24, 2008 12:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sports/falcons/stories/2008/01/24/falconsburst_0124.html?cxntlid=homepage_tab_newstab

Van Gorder is making Petrino look like Joe Pa when it comes to job stability

by citizencrane on Jan 24, 2008 12:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Feels like Trev is talking just to me!

Probably because he has a total audience of 12 with this Sprint thing.

by Rival on Jan 24, 2008 12:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

[Pointing at Spurrier]

HA-HA!

by Rival on Jan 24, 2008 12:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I agree with the raido gig thing Orson. Hell, if the fucking Sports Junkies can have a show for 5 years, you could be the Howard Stern of sports.

by shovel pass on Jan 24, 2008 12:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

….and if you got a raido show, I would like to audition for the Artie Lang position.

by shovel pass on Jan 24, 2008 12:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I think SHovel Pass is onto something with the Howard Stern of Sports idea. If you have sports lesbians on it, make sure they are SEC volleyball or soccer chicks- but not their fans. As my friend used to alternately say in college at every girls vball match – “There’s enough damn dykes in here to stop the Nile!” or “Damn, if I was a Dutch boy, my finger would twitch like hell.”

by Out of Conference on Jan 24, 2008 1:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Or…Tulane must have not been playing volleyball during Katrina or New Orleans would have made it through fine…too much?

I’m thinking more dance teams and the gymnastics squads for SEC sports chicks.

by Brian on Jan 24, 2008 2:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Good ole Trev. I thought the man died or moved to a cave after getting booted by ESPN, but here he’s providing good ole visual evidence that he’s still alive. Seems almost like one of those bin Laden tapes that gets released every few years.

by Jeff from LA on Jan 24, 2008 3:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Trev impressed me…his confidence in his abilities and public draw was enough to convince him to attempt to extort his employer…misguided and futile, yes…but still fun to watch. He was an adequate foil for Mark May…a simple patented sneer MM’s way would shut him up right quick…which, with Mark, is good.

The bobble-head technique is a nice innovation…before I was married I frequently had a bird’s eye view of just such action. Shit…the memories…

by sb on Jan 24, 2008 4:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs