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It's the offseason. Why not watch a drunk girl at the Coke Orgy plow nose first into a bathroom door? (HT: Brian)

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That’s impressive – not only heroically drunk, but running a route from the Florida secondary’s CapitalOne Bowl playbook section on pass coverage. With about the same result.

by DC Trojan on Jan 24, 2008 5:11 PM EST reply actions  

You can see her jean shorts on under her skirt.

by Your Mom on Jan 24, 2008 5:16 PM EST reply actions  

Did you check out that ESS EEE SEE speed just before she hit the door.

Wow.

by Anon on Jan 24, 2008 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

that is the best thing that has happened to me all day.

by King Harvest on Jan 24, 2008 5:21 PM EST reply actions  

BOOM MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!

by Last Dragon on Jan 24, 2008 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

When someone off-camera confirmed that she was a UF student, I felt an overwhelming sense of relief second only to “the baby isn’t yours.”

by Doug on Jan 24, 2008 5:40 PM EST reply actions  

Is this what Darwin was talking about?

by WarDamnBill on Jan 24, 2008 5:52 PM EST reply actions  

TCOAN….

Hope that scar healed up well.

by hunglikehussain on Jan 24, 2008 5:54 PM EST reply actions  

They’re making an “I Am Charlotte Simmons” movie?

by Darkknight on Jan 24, 2008 5:59 PM EST reply actions  

This is the part that all of the innocent bystanders standing near the punk in the duel against The Kid moves slowly out of the way.

by Out of Conference on Jan 24, 2008 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

What? I’m in trouble?

[Good, Bad and Ugly whistle music]

by hunglikehussain on Jan 24, 2008 6:04 PM EST reply actions  

Most of the videos I watch of drunk chicks in bathrooms are hotter. Less funny though.

by Biggus Rickus on Jan 24, 2008 6:06 PM EST reply actions  

WHILE THE BALL WAS IN THE AIR…PASS INTERFERENCE…ON THE DOOR…15 YARD PENALTY…FIRST DOWN.

by Raider Red on Jan 24, 2008 6:07 PM EST reply actions  

Damn, I wish drankin’ still made me that happy.

by NRBQ on Jan 24, 2008 6:10 PM EST reply actions  

OK,OK, that last remark sent me to the EDSBS doghouse. I apologize.

Hey TAFKATOSB…was’up. Long time no see. Where ya been?

by hunglikehussain on Jan 24, 2008 6:17 PM EST reply actions  

10 beers to DC Trojan for that comment. Or maybe one shot of whatever that girl was drinking.

by Jeff from LA on Jan 24, 2008 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

You must admit, her charm is inescapeable…

On another note, I was walking from the Cocktail Orgy (can’t leave the cocktail aspect out of it) toward the Landing and an adorable dawg dressed like our Gator and carrying a similar plastic bag honestly admitted that it contained her bra and panties…when asked why they were in the bag she stated that she would rather not say. I love dawgs…just not the males or the football team.

by sb on Jan 24, 2008 6:59 PM EST reply actions  

Borat With The Plastic Bag Dept:

I have been bewildered since I saw the video earlier in the day about the contents of that plastic bag.

Maybe, like Borat, she had Number 2 in the bag, and was waiting to make a deposit?

Of course that was not TCOAN. When she has one too many, instead of laughing it up, I think she whacks someone upside the head really good, if they give her any ’tude, and sad to say, Orson has been the recipient of a few of her back-hands.

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jan 24, 2008 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

the funniest part about this video is that the chick in it was always that fucked up when you saw her out at the bar in the ville. i’m talking EVERY time. she was legendary before this nice little piece of internet glory. the woman of delta zeta everywhere should be proud.

by dem gatorz on Jan 24, 2008 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

My first ‘hat tip and it’s making fun of a UGA girl, hooray! All this slacking off at work is finally reaping big dividends. Who needs the corner office when you’ve got EDSBS, I ask you?

by Brian on Jan 24, 2008 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

Her name is Leah and this was her act 5 nights a week on University Avenue in Gainesvegas.

by blahblahblah on Jan 24, 2008 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

Is she dead? She certainly behaves like the poster child for natural selection.

by Bill in Birmingham on Jan 24, 2008 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

Ed Orgeron would’ve offered her a scholarship on the spot.
(May Coach O RIP in the NFL.)

by GamecockTony on Jan 24, 2008 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

Gotta love them Gator ShADyPis

by BurritoBrosShits on Jan 24, 2008 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

BurritoBros –
Too bad she was a Delta Zeta…

by Boozy McHound on Jan 24, 2008 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

Down goes DrunkGirl! Down goes DrunkGirl! Down goes DrunkGirl!

by Studley on Jan 24, 2008 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

Urban Meyer did not rcruit her for the UF gymnastics team.

by scalz1 on Jan 24, 2008 11:59 PM EST reply actions  

God, I love Fall Break/WLOCP.

by Hobnail_Boot on Jan 25, 2008 1:56 AM EST reply actions  

although i assumed (from the black) she was UGA, and others say she was UF, but then It seems that the filmer, her sister I guess, says shes a Yale Senior, WTF? I dont ACTUALLY care, but how the hell can it be that confusing. Anyways…there is no need to run toward the toilet, its bolted to the floor, its not going to leave you like so many Thursday night hookups.

by Brian on Jan 25, 2008 2:25 AM EST reply actions  

nevermind, im just a retard. carry on, useful citizens.

by Brian on Jan 25, 2008 2:28 AM EST reply actions  

the biggest question of all (and i’ve only read the second page of commentary)

WHERE IS THAT BATHROOM AND HOW DO NORMAL PEOPLE GET TO USE IT?!?!?!?!

i’m so sick of standing ankle-deep in filth at the port-o-lets at the coke orgy…i want real bathrooms. that was the single cleanest, least-packed bathroom i’ve ever seen fla/ga weekend. wow.

by Cameron Siggs on Jan 25, 2008 3:59 AM EST reply actions  

Cameron — there are indoor, non-port-o-potty bathrooms upstairs near the breezeway by Sbarro and also downstairs near the escalators. Lines take forever but whatever. It’s an indoor toilet that hasn’t been marinating in excrement in the sun for hours (ew). Those are the breaks.

by GatorAM on Jan 25, 2008 9:12 AM EST reply actions  

SEC speed?

by Peter P on Jan 25, 2008 9:13 AM EST reply actions  

Cameron,

If you really need to use the bathroom just go to the fountain in the middle of the Landing. Not only does it wash everything away, it also acts as a giant bidet.

by Dawg 05 on Jan 25, 2008 9:40 AM EST reply actions  

Odds on what was in the bag:

Eight-ball: 2-1
8 Minature Crown Royal bottles; 6 empty, 2 full: 5-1
Aborted fetus of sorority sister: 100-1

by GamecockTony on Jan 25, 2008 10:55 AM EST reply actions  

That’s what happens when you mix and match; Gator girl wearing Bulldawg sandals. Run you ass into a door every time.

by SunDawg on Jan 25, 2008 11:20 AM EST reply actions  

for those of you that are curious and enjoy facebook stalking, the broad is Leah Logue, a recent UF alum and member of DZ…possibly the biggest train wreck I’ve ever seen in a bar, which says something…

Saw her try and sit on a stool in a very empty Salty Dog one evening around 8 PM during a dead week pre-Fall…and she missed completely…now that would’ve been a good YouTube clip…

and after reading the rest of the posts, i see others have already posted essentially the same thoughts as myself

by kbjarvis on Jan 25, 2008 12:00 PM EST reply actions  

kbjarvis – not cool dude. someone [redact her name]

by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2008 12:14 PM EST reply actions  

This is a great video and maybe Brian found it on one of our posts last week.

http://poonsec.blogspot.com/2008/01/overserved-pooner-at-worlds-largest.html

by Poon of SEC on Jan 25, 2008 12:37 PM EST reply actions  

This is like the next generation of girls gone wild, F*** orgys, drunk girls running into doors is a million times more entertaining. God it feels good to be a gator right now.

by Tim on Jan 25, 2008 2:44 PM EST reply actions  

Yea, that’s exactly where I found it…on your SEC girls site.

by Brian on Jan 25, 2008 4:04 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, my wife was (is?) a DZ! I’ll have to show this to her—she’ll be so proud . . . .

Well, off I go, home to a four-month-old daughter with a newly-diagnosed ear-infection, a three-year-old daughter with pneumonia, and a five-year-old son who apparently has developed a fever of his own as of this afternoon. Antibiotics for everyone! Maybe we’ll luck out and find that my son’s illness is just a simple virus. Either way, I’m sure it will be an absolutely wonderful weekend.

by Big Ten Joe on Jan 25, 2008 6:14 PM EST reply actions  

’Wait….slow down chica……."

Watches video on cell phone….

“That must have been saturday night……….I was sooooo high.”

by Odell51 on Jan 26, 2008 7:10 AM EST reply actions  

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