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January 24, 2008

GO GATOR!

It’s the offseason. Why not watch a drunk girl at the Coke Orgy plow nose first into a bathroom door? (HT: Brian)

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44 Responses to “GO GATOR!”

1

DC Trojan says:

That’s impressive – not only heroically drunk, but running a route from the Florida secondary’s CapitalOne Bowl playbook section on pass coverage. With about the same result.

January 24th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
2

Your Mom says:

You can see her jean shorts on under her skirt.

January 24th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
3

Anon says:

Did you check out that ESS EEE SEE speed just before she hit the door.

Wow.

January 24th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
4

King Harvest says:

that is the best thing that has happened to me all day.

January 24th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
5

Last Dragon says:

BOOM MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!

January 24th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
6

Doug says:

When someone off-camera confirmed that she was a UF student, I felt an overwhelming sense of relief second only to “the baby isn’t yours.”

January 24th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
7

WarDamnBill says:

Is this what Darwin was talking about?

January 24th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
8

hunglikehussain says:

TCOAN….

Hope that scar healed up well.

January 24th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
9

Darkknight says:

They’re making an “I Am Charlotte Simmons” movie?

January 24th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
10

Out of Conference says:

This is the part that all of the innocent bystanders standing near the punk in the duel against The Kid moves slowly out of the way.

January 24th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
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hunglikehussain says:

What? I’m in trouble?

[Good, Bad and Ugly whistle music]

January 24th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
12

Biggus Rickus says:

Most of the videos I watch of drunk chicks in bathrooms are hotter. Less funny though.

January 24th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
13

Raider Red says:

WHILE THE BALL WAS IN THE AIR…PASS INTERFERENCE…ON THE DOOR…15 YARD PENALTY…FIRST DOWN.

January 24th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
14

NRBQ says:

Damn, I wish drankin’ still made me that happy.

January 24th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
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hunglikehussain says:

OK,OK, that last remark sent me to the EDSBS doghouse. I apologize.

Hey TAFKATOSB…was’up. Long time no see. Where ya been?

January 24th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
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Jeff from LA says:

10 beers to DC Trojan for that comment. Or maybe one shot of whatever that girl was drinking.

January 24th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
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sb says:

You must admit, her charm is inescapeable…

On another note, I was walking from the Cocktail Orgy (can’t leave the cocktail aspect out of it) toward the Landing and an adorable dawg dressed like our Gator and carrying a similar plastic bag honestly admitted that it contained her bra and panties…when asked why they were in the bag she stated that she would rather not say. I love dawgs…just not the males or the football team.

January 24th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:

Borat With The Plastic Bag Dept:

I have been bewildered since I saw the video earlier in the day about the contents of that plastic bag.

Maybe, like Borat, she had Number 2 in the bag, and was waiting to make a deposit?

Of course that was not TCOAN. When she has one too many, instead of laughing it up, I think she whacks someone upside the head really good, if they give her any ‘tude, and sad to say, Orson has been the recipient of a few of her back-hands.

January 24th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
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dem gatorz says:

the funniest part about this video is that the chick in it was always that fucked up when you saw her out at the bar in the ville. i’m talking EVERY time. she was legendary before this nice little piece of internet glory. the woman of delta zeta everywhere should be proud.

January 24th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
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Brian says:

My first ‘hat tip and it’s making fun of a UGA girl, hooray! All this slacking off at work is finally reaping big dividends. Who needs the corner office when you’ve got EDSBS, I ask you?

January 24th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
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blahblahblah says:

Her name is Leah and this was her act 5 nights a week on University Avenue in Gainesvegas.

January 24th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
22

kleph says:

ow.

January 24th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
23

Bill in Birmingham says:

Is she dead? She certainly behaves like the poster child for natural selection.

January 24th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
24

GamecockTony says:

Ed Orgeron would’ve offered her a scholarship on the spot.
(May Coach O RIP in the NFL.)

January 24th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
25

BurritoBrosShits says:

Gotta love them Gator ShADyPis

January 24th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
26

Boozy McHound says:

BurritoBros –
Too bad she was a Delta Zeta…

January 24th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
27

Studley says:

Down goes DrunkGirl! Down goes DrunkGirl! Down goes DrunkGirl!

January 24th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
28

scalz1 says:

Urban Meyer did not rcruit her for the UF gymnastics team.

January 24th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
29

Hobnail_Boot says:

God, I love Fall Break/WLOCP.

January 25th, 2008 at 1:56 am
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Brian says:

although i assumed (from the black) she was UGA, and others say she was UF, but then It seems that the filmer, her sister I guess, says shes a Yale Senior, WTF? I dont ACTUALLY care, but how the hell can it be that confusing. Anyways…there is no need to run toward the toilet, its bolted to the floor, its not going to leave you like so many Thursday night hookups.

January 25th, 2008 at 2:25 am
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Brian says:

nevermind, im just a retard. carry on, useful citizens.

January 25th, 2008 at 2:28 am
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Cameron Siggs says:

the biggest question of all (and i’ve only read the second page of commentary)

WHERE IS THAT BATHROOM AND HOW DO NORMAL PEOPLE GET TO USE IT?!?!?!?!

i’m so sick of standing ankle-deep in filth at the port-o-lets at the coke orgy…i want real bathrooms. that was the single cleanest, least-packed bathroom i’ve ever seen fla/ga weekend. wow.

January 25th, 2008 at 3:59 am
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GatorAM says:

Cameron — there are indoor, non-port-o-potty bathrooms upstairs near the breezeway by Sbarro and also downstairs near the escalators. Lines take forever but whatever. It’s an indoor toilet that hasn’t been marinating in excrement in the sun for hours (ew). Those are the breaks.

January 25th, 2008 at 9:12 am
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Peter P says:

SEC speed?

January 25th, 2008 at 9:13 am
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Dawg 05 says:

Cameron,

If you really need to use the bathroom just go to the fountain in the middle of the Landing. Not only does it wash everything away, it also acts as a giant bidet.

January 25th, 2008 at 9:40 am
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GamecockTony says:

Odds on what was in the bag:

Eight-ball: 2-1
8 Minature Crown Royal bottles; 6 empty, 2 full: 5-1
Aborted fetus of sorority sister: 100-1

January 25th, 2008 at 10:55 am
37

SunDawg says:

That’s what happens when you mix and match; Gator girl wearing Bulldawg sandals. Run you ass into a door every time.

January 25th, 2008 at 11:20 am
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kbjarvis says:

for those of you that are curious and enjoy facebook stalking, the broad is Leah Logue, a recent UF alum and member of DZ…possibly the biggest train wreck I’ve ever seen in a bar, which says something…

Saw her try and sit on a stool in a very empty Salty Dog one evening around 8 PM during a dead week pre-Fall…and she missed completely…now that would’ve been a good YouTube clip…

and after reading the rest of the posts, i see others have already posted essentially the same thoughts as myself

January 25th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
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Boozy McHound says:

kbjarvis – not cool dude. someone [redact her name]

January 25th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
40

Poon of SEC says:

This is a great video and maybe Brian found it on one of our posts last week.

http://poonsec.blogspot.com/2008/01/overserved-pooner-at-worlds-largest.html

January 25th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
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Tim says:

This is like the next generation of girls gone wild, F*** orgys, drunk girls running into doors is a million times more entertaining. God it feels good to be a gator right now.

January 25th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
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Brian says:

Yea, that’s exactly where I found it…on your SEC girls site.

January 25th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
43

Big Ten Joe says:

Hey, my wife was (is?) a DZ! I’ll have to show this to her–she’ll be so proud . . . .

Well, off I go, home to a four-month-old daughter with a newly-diagnosed ear-infection, a three-year-old daughter with pneumonia, and a five-year-old son who apparently has developed a fever of his own as of this afternoon. Antibiotics for everyone! Maybe we’ll luck out and find that my son’s illness is just a simple virus. Either way, I’m sure it will be an absolutely wonderful weekend.

January 25th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
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Odell51 says:

‘Wait….slow down chica…….”

Watches video on cell phone….

“That must have been saturday night……….I was sooooo high.”

January 26th, 2008 at 7:10 am