Comments on: EX-BEARCAT RETURNER APPEARS ON FOX DEATH OF HUMANITY SHOW

By: SMHoo

SMHoo — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:10:38 +0000

If Bunk and Landsman were interviewing him strapped to a copier, I’d watch.

By: OhioDawg

OhioDawg — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:35:25 +0000

Hilarious! Aren’t there potential repercussions to having this kind of stuff out there as your career in “legitimate” writing takes off?

By: Coop

Coop — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:46:52 +0000

And OC Phil gets the award for Captain Obvious.

However, OC Phil, apparently your clarification was needed for various people for some very sad reason.

Seriously, anyone who does not ponder that prior to getting married is:

A) Stupid
B) Retarded
C) Already Knocked Up and Doing the Shotgun Thing
D) All of the Above – b/c you were stupid enough to not wrap it up or make sure she was on the pill.

E) Conversely, the fact you are D) and not visiting a planned parenthood facility means you have some sand about you, so carry on.

Otherwise, what happened to the morals regarding those who obsess about college football?

To recap: It is getting blissfully liquored up on Saturday, followed by nasty debauchery filled sex in the wee hours of Sunday morning where you go for hours b/c you can’t blow a load due to all the booze you have consumed…

and then preaching on Sunday.

Rinse, repeat all the fall weekends until Thanksgiving.

That way, none of you go to Hell.

Good talk.

By: J.J.

J.J. — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:52:35 +0000

I was stunned at how small the jackpot was at the precise moment that he, his wife, and ten million viewers realized his marriage was over. And then, adding insult to injury, he leaves with absofuckinglutely nothing. So he messes up his life for free. Only exhibitionist freaks need apply to that trainwreck.

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:01:52 +0000

Excuse me here, but I thought we hit rock bottom like 7 years ago when that “multi-millionaire” guy “married” that slutty blond woman, although it got annulled like 24 hours later after picking her out of a lineup. Also FOX I may add.

By: NRBQ

NRBQ — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:31:58 +0000

The secret to long-lasting wedded bliss (and on-topic)?

Find a woman who’s convinced you’re well endowed, despite any evidence to the contrary.

By: oc phil

oc phil — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:20:44 +0000

DC: I think the point is that those important questions really should be thought about before the wedding. Not that people don’t end up saying “What the HELL was I thinking?” sometimes after the kids are already here.

As far as hitting rock bottom for reality TV, I still say it will be when they film a serious game of “Survivor” and the losers actually die. Fox should be doing that within 10-15 years I’d say.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:33:10 +0000

TCOAN @ 10 – I’d say it’s at least as important to take a good long look at your partner to see what kind of freaky features or behavior might come rolling through to the next generation. Divorce may or may not come to pass, but you can try and reduce the odds that the Mendellian crapshoot will leave you with a couple of midget freaks.

And yet the missus had children with me anyway.

By: drogue

drogue — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:14:16 +0000

“QUESTION 19: Have you ever masturbated, then taken a shit and then, without washing your hands, eaten a hamburger? ”

New keyboard time, this one’s soiled. Damn that’s funny.

By: Will (the other one)

Will (the other one) — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:04:34 +0000

If the strike ever ends, I can so see a cut-away gag on Family Guy for that “Two Girls A Cup, And You!”
There’ll be ridonkulously upbeat, happy music, and then they cut to Brian/Peter’s reaction to the TV when it starts, then either Stewie/Chris will disturbingly get aroused by it.

By: SunDawg

SunDawg — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:55:22 +0000

Oh, how we’ve strayed from Meercat Manor.

Remember the movie 1984, where, rather than socialize, people stayed home and watched M/S action on TV? Hello, we’re there!

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:29:00 +0000

Aerobab,

Oh God, I really hope not.

By: Aerobab

Aerobab — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:13:51 +0000

Biggus:
So would “Cleveland Steamer” be the predacessor to “Two Girls, One Cup, AND YOU!!!”?

By: Last Dragon

Last Dragon — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:12:23 +0000

This show sounds like pure gold to me. As long as I’m not the one answering the questions.

By: beast in 'bama

beast in 'bama — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:09:05 +0000

I have a logistical question – three at once? Is that a Mutombo shish-ka-bob?