Comments on: JOHN BIRDWELL’S RECRUITING DIARY: USC

By: bryan from los angeles

bryan from los angeles — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:36:41 +0000

I’ve read this 20 times and I’m still having trouble comprehending the enormity of the brilliance.

“Lott Wall of Flames, sponsored by Fox and Phillips Electronics.”

100 cocktails to you sir.

By: Sam

Sam — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:13:50 +0000

“I ruined more pairs of knickers than girls? week, and that?s no lie. It?s hell on your wedding tackle, but a man?s got to do things his way, and that?s mine, chafing be damned.”

100 cocktails, you brilliant bastiches.

By: GamecockTX

GamecockTX — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:48:28 +0000

This fails to mention how Michael Voss and Simon Black each went through 10 stonefish on that 2003 Brisbane Lions team. Jason Akermanis was a pussy, however, and only chomped on two in Rounds 9 and 13 of the home-and-away season.

/Aussie Rules supporter

By: J.J.

J.J. — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:24:08 +0000

Serena is bigger, stronger and faster than Chargers’ TE Antonio Gates, and she could probably start for over half of the teams in the NFL. She used to date Lavar Arrington, but he got tired of getting his ass beat down all the time. Eugenics fascinates me. Can you possibly fathom the athletic ability that their offspring (there aren’t any, dammit) would have? My goodness. A child with that DNA would just fucking eat that little Agassi/Graf kid.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 22:42:28 +0000

Compliance office? You mean the door into the sub-grotto where you go to pick through Leinart and Bush’s cast-off coeds when you screw up in-game?

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:30:24 +0000

Why wasn’t the compliance office (located in the O.J. Simpson Institute for Public Relations building) not elaborated on?

Reggie Bush helping to get all the paperwork in order?

O, feel free to use. No copyright issue here. Go ahead. Really, it’s OK.

By: Coop

Coop — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:16:20 +0000

No, Serena is muscular. I saw her at Hartsfield a couple of years ago, and there is not an ounce of fat on that girl.

Now, the ripped beyond toned variety is not my style, but there is a difference in a girl having a big backside and it being the result of cellulite, and what Serena is packing back there.

I don’t pull for her only b/c I want to see Sharapova more, but Serena is in damn good shape.

By: roaminggator

roaminggator — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:12:38 +0000

#18 Ha Ha! I like that. I will use it. I’m not fat, I’m just “large”. I’m bigger than you are. I’m higher on the food chain.

By: Coop

Coop — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:26:13 +0000

That backside is not fat. It is large, but it is not fat.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:22:57 +0000

roaminggator @ 15 – it’s easily explained – the Aussies didn’t believe that V Williams could crack a walnut with that ass – she got up to about 25 before she had to stop from exhaustion. It’s believed to be the first time that she’s lost a game because over-exerting herself in the area of nut busting.

(Dreadful, I know.)

By: Jack

Jack — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:05:22 +0000

Didn’t really feel the first post.

LOVED this one.

By: roaminggator

roaminggator — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:48:12 +0000

Those Aussies need to get out more. In America we don’t think much of Venus Williams dragging her fat ass around on the court. Slows her down. Consequently, that is why she lost yesterday. Her father blames it on racism….

By: Innocent Bystander

Innocent Bystander — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:40:35 +0000

“She�s like some magical long-legged ass pony woman in hot pants. You�d be blind not to follow that down a dingo hole, friend.”

I’m pretty sure those lines alone merit a College Football blog award.

By: NRBQ

NRBQ — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:39:33 +0000

Wedding tackle?

Effity-eff-effing brilliance.

By: Kenny

Kenny — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:25:22 +0000

I’m reasonably frightened.

In awe, but frightened.