CURIOUS INDEX, 1/22/08

South Cackalacka is also up there in recruiting rankings with nothing to show for it on the field.

That post from SMQ explains why Randy Edsall just got paid. It’s almost to put in perspective what he’s done since 10 years ago they were bad…in I-AA.

Fyi, UConn has ND’s transfer QB Zach Frazier available this year and the rumors are already flying that he’s going to be the guy this year. UConn’s going to Miami…heard it here first. As always…because you won’t hear it anywhere else.

Why does Chow withdraw from consideration as head coach and then take the job as offensive coordinator?

With Barkley’s golf swing in office there’d be no need for waterboarding.

commend HRB on a great bit, but how the hell to you leave J Leman off that list?

Look at this guy:
http://images.blackheartgoldpants.com/images/admin/LEMAN_J150.JPG

http://thebigeleventh.blogspot.com/

Because at Tennessee he would rather have coached Billy Volek than Radio.

That’s a hideous swing. I noticed the name “Bode Miller” on the Caddy’s Apron thing…does anyone know if Bode was Drunk?

It is interesting that 10 of the top 12 teams on SMQ’s list have been at least pretty good every year since 2002 (Miami and FSU being the average exceptions).

As to Barkley’s swing, eh, if you’re going to be bad at golf – as most people are – you may as well be outlandishly, hilariously bad.

Oh, I forgot Tennessee’s meltdown year in ’05.

Urban is an awesome coach; first he gets Timmy’s girlfriend incredibly large implants; now he gets a receiver’s girlfriend a scholly.

It has to be good to be a gator.

Re: All-Hairmericans
Yawn.
If you watched the beginning of the Sugar Bowl you saw everyone of those haircuts, plus tribal tatts all on one team- Hawaii.

That’s funny. I only remember Norm Chow winning ONE NC while at USC.

orson – you ever been to nepal? i asked this in a previous post; am curious to know

Chuck should just yell “Price is wrong, bitch!” and go with the Happy Gilmore swing.

It bears repeating: Urban is a dirty, dirty sleazebag when it comes to recruiting. Actually, Urban is pretty much just dirty all over.

The above in no way implies that I would not walk naked down to Gainesville and carry him, piggyback style, all the way to Clemson, were he to want to take over the program.

Conversely, getting a gf a scholarship is an old practice. Clemson has one coming that falls into that category as well, and I understand she will get a ride on the bus to church, too.

Why Georgia has not gotten in on this racket with St. Richt I will never know, but at Clemson we give guys the opportunity to pillage, plunder, and rape on Saturday night, and then tote you to preaching on Sunday to have your sins forgiven.

Because, your soul’s eternal resting place > a paper bag full of various denominations ranging from $20 – $100.

Threadjack!

Per Biloxi Sun Herald, The Orgeron has interviewed with the Aints for DL coach position. We need him in college, not dapros

Coop,

Why get in on it? Georgia has averaged a ranking of 6th nationally in Richt’s 6 full recruiting classes, and will finish in the top 5 again this year. I’m sure there are some shady dealings, but personally, I’d rather have a guy who mostly does it right…unless that guy consistently goes 8-4 or 7-5, in which casse fuck him.

1. For one thing Chow lost his job with the Titans. Also word had it that he was out of consideration for the HC job anyway when he pulled his name.

At this point I do have to admit that UCLA has put together the best possible staff with USC retreads at both OC and DC ( as well as the Head Coach who is a USC alum). This puts them into strong contention for the #2 spot in the Pac-10.

Neuheisel’s a UCLA alum. I know this because he threw a backbreaking pick-6 against Georgia in ’83.

SMQ outlines Fulmer Cup points for Ok State. Can we get an update on the standings?

Damn, South Carolina is second only behind A&M for doing the least with more rankings. Who the f is coaching down there? Oh wait – we rule bitches! Wait ’til next year! Pwnage!!!!1111

BR,

Why get on it? Because St. Richt is, allegedly, very concerned about the souls of his players.

Thus, why not offer every opportunity afforded to you?

Somehow, we have to turn this into a way to negatively recruit against Georgia.

You come back here, AJ Harmon!

Coop,

Oh, I’m dumb. I missed the church point. I always assumed Richt hired a Partridge Family-esque bus to tote the whole team to and from church every Sunday.

urbs is really giving his all to climb the asshole rankings among sec coaches…which ain’t no easy task.

Richt still looks like Helen Hunt.

Evil Helen Hunt?

At least give him that.

Biggus Rickus @ 19 – Neuheisel went to USC’s law school which is no doubt where he picked up his strong sense of ethics – I remain convinced he won his degree in a poker game with the Dean.

2L—yup, for a month in 1999. It’s a wonderful, wonderful place, Maoist insurgency and all.

the only thing more awesome than charles barkely’s golf swing is tiger woods >impersonating charles barkley’s golf swing.

What about in the Good Ol’ Days™ when teams brought in honest—to-goodness ringers for big games?

DC Trojan,

And lawyers usually have such high ethical standards.

One. One national title.

can someone explain to me why chow was not hired to replace june jones at Hawaii?

Adding Norm Chow is a coup for Neuheisel, who also had the Giants – 7.5 @ Green Bay.

At this point I am beginning to suspect Norm Chow = great coordinator/not head coach material. See: Joe Kines, inside trout; Mickey Andrews, great big sideline scowl mixed with sizable chew tucked in left cheek.

Charles Barkley has a double pump fade away tee shot? Thats some sort of awesome right there…….hard to defend on a blitz

The Pac-10 is a joke. All offense and no defense. I am glad the the offensive coaches stay over there. << Take that sentence any way you would like to. :-)

Barkleys swing is offensive as well. :-)