Comments on: REAL LIFE. APOLOGIES.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:38:16 +0000

Thanks guys and gals,
I’ll say this, Androstenedione really works as a male producer with good baby weight…My first son was 9lbs 10oz and now this last one was 8lbs 9oz…..it maybe illegal in MLB,but it works for having boys for some reason if your trying for a boy….its 50/50 anyway, I think the Andro just tips it in the boys favor in the race to get there first…..Mark McGwire was onto something…
Lil Bear Stallings Namath Saban Alexander Jimmy Johns Julio Jones Pants, Jr is doing just fine when he isnt needed to be fed or changed every hour on the hour throughout the nite, he usually wakes up at 9pm and kicks off the routine with alot of fussing and crying til he gets fed, then he burps then he crashes for 30 mins then he wakes up, needs changing, then crashes for 30 mins, then wakes up crying….kinda like the Alabama offense and its personnell in the second half of every game……..RTR

By: J.J.

J.J. — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:35:51 +0000

This changes everything and nothing will ever be the same! You will be tired, nay exhausted, every minute for the next 18 years.
Congratulations Pops. I hope Mom is doing well. too.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:28:22 +0000

Congrats, Mr. PP. That is great news man. Have you bought him a houndstooth bib yet?

By: The Conscience of a Nation

The Conscience of a Nation — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:47:10 +0000

Congratulations, MPP!

By: SunDawg

SunDawg — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:46:00 +0000

Congratulations, Pee Pee, I mean PP.

It’s a boy; remember to duck and cover when changing him!

By: drogue

drogue — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:43:38 +0000

Congrats Mr. Pelican Pampers

By: Cincy

Cincy — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 13:27:35 +0000

Oklahoma State Cowboys on the FC board with an attack on a cop.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3207724

By: JH

JH — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:42:05 +0000

MPP–you’ve gotten her a gift, right? And a six-pack is good, but not sufficient. Get yourself to Zales or something and get her a good present. Eight and a half pounds isn’t small.

By: Dr. Cruz

Dr. Cruz — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:11:13 +0000

MPP- Congrats on the new kid. I need to have some more children myself since the State of Ohio has taken most of them away.

By: Rowdy Gaines

Rowdy Gaines — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:23:38 +0000

#22 – It was just crazy to see the real Orson Swindle while reading EDSBS. Just saying, it made me lay the pipe down for a while.

By: PW

PW — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:22:38 +0000

Congrats.

How is little Bear Stallings Saban Pelican Pants doing?

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:11:36 +0000

Thanks, my only complaint was the Ob/Gyn was an Auburn fan….I commented after the delivery if he was actually on the way to birth a cow and got lost….he said that since my boy was breech, thats how all Alabama fans kids come into life and go thru life/…….backwards

By: yak

yak — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:51:04 +0000

Much Congrats MPP

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:51:37 +0000

Congrats MPP. Just remember to get the baby Underarmour, because those shoulder pads can chafe otherwise.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:49:26 +0000

Well guys, my wife went into labor on Friday morn @ 5am, then after some deliberation,decided on a C-section then at 7:41 am, we welcomed my second linebacker into the family @ 8lbs 9oz MPP Jr….
Everything went fine, and I see that I havent missed a whole lot….
Damn Pats vs Giants……who knew…