EDSBS » Archive » REAL LIFE. APOLOGIES.

January 21, 2008

REAL LIFE. APOLOGIES.

Sometimes, real life interferes in unfunny and unfair ways. That is precisely what happened today, and we apologize. Tomorrow, all things on schedule including an active Fulmer Cup board and an extremely mean Bobby Bowden post.

Filed under: Uncategorized by Orson Swindle

[ 37 Replies ]

37 Responses to “REAL LIFE. APOLOGIES.”

1

NewAZTiger says:

Orson, there isn’t a cure, but there is a treatment.

Valtrex.com

January 21st, 2008 at 3:15 pm
2

skinnyphatman says:

Yeah, thanks a lot! What the hell am I supposed to do now? Search the internets for another time killer? Nothing could ever compare… Or do I have to actually do some w…

woooooo…

wuuu…

weeerrrrrr….

WORK…. There I said it. Damn that was hard.

January 21st, 2008 at 3:17 pm
3

hunglikehussain says:

#1,2

Cut the crap. Not.Cool.

January 21st, 2008 at 3:23 pm
4

NewAZTiger says:

#3 – I don’t know what is going on, but I doubt it is a Herpes flare. Laughter is the best medicine, and this Blog is about humor – sick, twisted, demented humor – that we all partake in, usually at the expense of others.

And if it is a Herpes flare, perhaps one of the vesicles looks like Ed Orgeron and will be posted on the Blog tomorrow with a “Yaw Yaw Yaw OWWW OWW” caption.

January 21st, 2008 at 3:35 pm
5

Anon says:

Orson… doesn’t… have… time… for this shit?

January 21st, 2008 at 3:42 pm
6

Herb says:

I dunno, those people on the herpes medication commercials sure look happy. It can’t be that bad.

And, Orson, you still have a real job? Not ready to take Orson Swindle Industries public yet?

January 21st, 2008 at 3:43 pm
7

Biggus Rickus says:

Herb,

I’m guessing something approaching or entering the level of tragedy, which would explain the chastisement above.

January 21st, 2008 at 3:47 pm
8

skinnyphatman says:

Hung,
Give my post another read, if anything I am taking a jab at…. Myself. I mean after all the only thing I have to do all day is read EDSBS, my F5 button is so worn it resembles a black M&M with no letters.

I too have no idea what is going on, and I hardly think anything in my previous post was offensive in anyway… lighten up.

January 21st, 2008 at 3:48 pm
9

yoyofutbawl says:

4

Is my mind warped or does the guy who gets the mask pulled off on the scooby doo commercial for dish TV look like The Orgeron?

January 21st, 2008 at 4:03 pm
10

Brian O'Blivion says:

#9, I was mad they left the “doobie” out of “Scooby-doobie-do!” at the end of that commercial.

January 21st, 2008 at 4:47 pm
11

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:

This Works Dept!

Buy the TCOAN some flowers, and let her know that whatever was said last night was under the influence of bad booze…AND…

….she might take you back!!!!!!!!!!

January 21st, 2008 at 5:04 pm
12

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:

Break from poking fun at Orson Dept..

…OR….

USC -> ML King Connection Dept *:

King ended his oration with the unforgettable line: “Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty, we are free at last.”

With sweat pouring out of him, he stepped back, blotted his forehead with a handkerchief, and waved farewell as he headed off the crowded makeshift platform.

That’s when Raveling (old USC b-ball coach) made his move. “I was only about four people off to the side of King,” he remembers. “I don’t know what possessed me but I walked up to King and calmly asked ?Can I have that copy?’ Without hesitating he turned and handed it to me. And just as he did a rabbi on the other side came and said something to him, congratulating him on his speech and that was essentially the end of it as far as me acquiring the speech. Of course nobody, including myself, realized that this was going to take on the historical significance that it did.”

* this MKL bit was stolen from Deadspin

January 21st, 2008 at 5:24 pm
13

Herb says:

Orson need not apologize to me. I once due to personal tragedy did not visit his fine website for an entire week, and he didn’t even ask where I had been when I returned. It was like I never left.

January 21st, 2008 at 5:32 pm
14

Rowdy Gaines says:

I just saw Orson Swindle on CNN in a John McCain story. I’m starting to question my own reality.

January 21st, 2008 at 6:18 pm
15

yak says:

Real life is widening the front doorway of Casa De Swindle, so his head will fit in after sweeping the blogger awards.

Geez….Herpes…really guys?

January 21st, 2008 at 6:32 pm
16

Brian O'Blivion says:

Perhaps the herpes were of the transitive football variety. The kind that fills you with the urge to deficate.

January 21st, 2008 at 7:03 pm
17

SpookyJuice says:

Sorry for whatever is going wrong Orson.

January 21st, 2008 at 7:13 pm
18

SpookyJuice says:

When I’m feeling bad, I get hammered and eat fortune cookies.

January 21st, 2008 at 7:14 pm
19

sb says:

C’mon, O’Blivion…it’s “defecate”…geez, I’ve been correcting your ass since high school…get it right!

And besides, isn’t herpes just the congenital halitosis of the ’80’s?

Orson, hoping your real life adventure isn’t of the tragic variety, and that fun will resume tomorrow…if not, Godspeed and best wishes and we’ll see you when you’re able.

Shit, I hate it when I have to be sincere, but, if necessary, I’ll rise to the occasion..

January 21st, 2008 at 7:17 pm
20

Fat Daddy says:

#14 I thought the exact same thing. Is that politician REALLY Orson Swindle or is Orson Swindle trying to imitate a politician? Hmmmm….

January 21st, 2008 at 8:18 pm
21

godawg says:

Dawgs enter the fray for the Fulmer Cup…oh shit…

http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sports/uga/stories/2008/01/20/ugaarrests_0121.html

January 21st, 2008 at 8:36 pm
22

Brian says:

those bewildered by the Orson swindle duality — read the FAQ.

January 21st, 2008 at 8:48 pm
23

Mr Pelican Pants says:

Well guys, my wife went into labor on Friday morn @ 5am, then after some deliberation,decided on a C-section then at 7:41 am, we welcomed my second linebacker into the family @ 8lbs 9oz MPP Jr….
Everything went fine, and I see that I havent missed a whole lot….
Damn Pats vs Giants……who knew…

January 21st, 2008 at 8:49 pm
24

Biggus Rickus says:

Congrats MPP. Just remember to get the baby Underarmour, because those shoulder pads can chafe otherwise.

January 21st, 2008 at 8:51 pm
25

yak says:

Much Congrats MPP

January 21st, 2008 at 9:51 pm
26

Mr Pelican Pants says:

Thanks, my only complaint was the Ob/Gyn was an Auburn fan….I commented after the delivery if he was actually on the way to birth a cow and got lost….he said that since my boy was breech, thats how all Alabama fans kids come into life and go thru life/…….backwards

January 21st, 2008 at 10:11 pm
27

PW says:

Congrats.

How is little Bear Stallings Saban Pelican Pants doing?

January 21st, 2008 at 10:22 pm
28

Rowdy Gaines says:

#22 – It was just crazy to see the real Orson Swindle while reading EDSBS. Just saying, it made me lay the pipe down for a while.

January 21st, 2008 at 11:23 pm
29

Dr. Cruz says:

MPP- Congrats on the new kid. I need to have some more children myself since the State of Ohio has taken most of them away.

January 22nd, 2008 at 2:11 am
30

JH says:

MPP–you’ve gotten her a gift, right? And a six-pack is good, but not sufficient. Get yourself to Zales or something and get her a good present. Eight and a half pounds isn’t small.

January 22nd, 2008 at 2:42 am
31

Cincy says:

Oklahoma State Cowboys on the FC board with an attack on a cop.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3207724

January 22nd, 2008 at 8:27 am
32

drogue says:

Congrats Mr. Pelican Pampers

January 22nd, 2008 at 9:43 am
33

SunDawg says:

Congratulations, Pee Pee, I mean PP.

It’s a boy; remember to duck and cover when changing him!

January 22nd, 2008 at 10:46 am
34

The Conscience of a Nation says:

Congratulations, MPP!

January 22nd, 2008 at 10:47 am
35

Out of Conference says:

Congrats, Mr. PP. That is great news man. Have you bought him a houndstooth bib yet?

January 22nd, 2008 at 11:28 am
36

J.J. says:

This changes everything and nothing will ever be the same! You will be tired, nay exhausted, every minute for the next 18 years.
Congratulations Pops. I hope Mom is doing well. too.

January 22nd, 2008 at 9:35 pm
37

Mr Pelican Pants says:

Thanks guys and gals,
I’ll say this, Androstenedione really works as a male producer with good baby weight…My first son was 9lbs 10oz and now this last one was 8lbs 9oz…..it maybe illegal in MLB,but it works for having boys for some reason if your trying for a boy….its 50/50 anyway, I think the Andro just tips it in the boys favor in the race to get there first…..Mark McGwire was onto something…
Lil Bear Stallings Namath Saban Alexander Jimmy Johns Julio Jones Pants, Jr is doing just fine when he isnt needed to be fed or changed every hour on the hour throughout the nite, he usually wakes up at 9pm and kicks off the routine with alot of fussing and crying til he gets fed, then he burps then he crashes for 30 mins then he wakes up, needs changing, then crashes for 30 mins, then wakes up crying….kinda like the Alabama offense and its personnell in the second half of every game……..RTR

January 23rd, 2008 at 1:38 am