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January 18, 2008

OH MY.

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FWIW: we think you could hear this sentiment in any number of other SEC tailgates.

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186 Responses to “OH MY.”

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51

Rival says:

Also, this place needs more cock jokes.

…Sorry, I just watched “Superbad”. Again.

January 18th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
52

gerry dorsey says:

post about to be made by orson….

yada yada yada…edsbs server’s blew up…blah blah blah

January 18th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
53

Last Dragon says:

As someone who lives in the N.O. area, I say damn straight to the theme of what these guys are saying. They could have been a little more selective with their words. But the message is accurate. Its been over two years since the storm. And there is all kinds of work here if you really want it. Get a job and pay your own way through life.

January 18th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
54

Brian says:

Yes please: Bunda is the opiate of the masses, and we wouldn’t want the proletariat from rising up would we?

I would like to “tax some bunda like a Democrat.”

January 18th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
55

Will (the other one) says:

More and more, Idiocracy looks like an accurate vision of the US in the nearer than I’d like to admit future, and less like a funny comedy.

Ah well, at least “Ow, My Balls” is funny.

January 18th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
56

Allahver Fist says:

This comment has been edited because Allahver Fist did not stop to think that if he wrote the n word, or even a variation of the n-word, that the filters his advertisers set up to spot extremely offensive words would find it, tab it, and then lead to Orson having to do a bunch of things which are a tremendous pain in the ass in order to restore his ad revenue. Thus his sprinkler joke has been excised.

Allahver, I fucking HATE calling account relations. Don’t do it again! Love, O.

January 18th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
57

robert says:

@Herbie’s Raging Hardon:

Yes, I know. Cincinnati, OH is a stunning achievement in race relations.

January 18th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
58

Tack says:

The interviewer presented the question wrong. If she had of said do you agree with the govt’s decision to chop block public housing they would have been much more sympathetic

January 18th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
59

adam (the gay one) says:

gosh. i would suggest that those who say “just go get a job and work your way out” have never had to actually do that.

January 18th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
60

Ltrain says:

Frogs are falling from the sky at EDSBS. Snow later tonight.

January 18th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
61

PW says:

You know, the guys in the video and a lot of the posters are right; there are a lot of problems with the affordable housing situation in New Orleans and these people need to get jobs.

However, instead of calling people ‘again, please, for fuck’s sake, don’t type this word! It trips the filters and means I have to call advertisers, and that sucks the ancient, powerful suck of the ancients! and chiding them for not having jobs, you could offer them some assistance.

http://www.gainesville.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070103/LOCAL/701020363/-1/news

January 18th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
62

Jahosafat says:

Oh man I sooooo am not proud to be a graduate of LSU right now. I’m covering up that degree thats hanging on the wall over there. Geez.

But at least we won right? Right?

January 18th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
63

reb pup says:

Cheescake is up!!!!!!

January 18th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
64

panhandler says:

This post and its thread are much easier to read when translated thru the Lolinator.

January 18th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
65

PW says:

sorry Orson, I wrote the n-word in my post @ 61 too.

January 18th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
66

Out of Conference says:

Work blocking youtube, but from the short and skinny of it, folks should see Will Smith’s, “The Pursuit of Happyness” sometime. I’m not naive to think that the drive of Chris Gardner is shared by all, but even with his drive to succeed, look how much luck still played a huge part in it.
Think of the odds of being more an American.
Of those, what are the odds of being born into a family with love to want you to succeed, the finances to help you do it, and the opportunities to make it happen.
Now, after thinking about all of this, go to a titty bar and donate to those that don’t always get those chances.

January 18th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
67

J.J. says:

The problem with race relations in this country is that if whites are critical of the behavior of blacks then it is automatically called “racism”. Of course, the guy who piped in with the N-word comment was wrong to do that and there is no justifying using that hateful word. (Both the N-word and the C-word really are the two most imflammatory words in the English language , and should never be spoken aloud!) But the other guys were just expressing their frustrations with a subculture that refuses to do anything for itself, and then bitches when others don’t work fast enough to suit them. As a taxpayer, I too, resent wasteful welfare. These guys are fed up, and the bleeding heart lady who approached the testosterone & brew party with a camcorder and a question guaranteed to elicit anger from most honest TAXPAYERS, should be glad that one of those beers didn’t accidentally spill on her head.

January 18th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
68

Out of Conference says:

I assume the word “titty” is safe? I mean I wouldn’t want the “Britnet niple slip” folks to get all born-again on you and cancel their ads.

January 18th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
69

Anon says:

Of course! This totally explains the SEC speed –

Most of the team spends their days practicing football, and their nights running from their lynch-mob fan bases.

January 18th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
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alanon says:

#43 walking through the projects shouldnt be an issue for most people. the tenderloin in sf is a fucked up place that i’ve walked through constantly and never had an issue bc i dont have a look on my face like i’m afraid every black man is going to rob me at gun point. people in the projects are still people. treat them as such and you wont have to be scared.

using “N” word is annoying. you can say IDIOTS! DON’T USE THIS WORD! MOTHERFUCKERS! ASSHOLES! WHATEVER! JUST DON’T USE THIS WORD! is an unacceptable word. using the term AGAIN? REALLY? JESUS…when condemning it is ok. the word is like voldemort. don’t fear it but don’t use it unless you’re condemning it.

it baffles me to this day why whites and blacks still fear each other like there’s an imminent threat of violence at all times.

January 18th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
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Last Dragon says:

Alanon must not be keeping up with the rules.

January 18th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
72

Common sense? says:

Can’t we all just admit that what we don’t like are freeloaders? I don’t give a shit whether it’s a black guy in the projects, a white guy in the trailer park or an Indian on a reservation. At some point the statute of limitations on excuses for why you don’t have a job runs out.

For crying out loud, there are people who are paralyzed from the waist (or even neck) down who manage to earn money and not suck off the government. Do you have any idea what that takes to overcome something like that?

January 18th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
73

PW says:

we need a code word like “Nigerian”

January 18th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
74

Allahver Fist says:

Crap.

January 18th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
75

DC Trojan says:

I’m not stupid enough to think that everyone on public benefits (such as they are in this country) is on the up-and-up, but anyone who thinks that it’s easy to get by on $7 / hour and raise a family should empty out their bank account and give it a go, before talking shit about someone else who can’t.

January 18th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
76

yoyofutbawl says:

#57

And Cincy has JERRY SPRINGER too. Who is his southern equivalent, other than Petrino or Nick Saban, who doesn’t have time for this thread.

January 18th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
77

SunDawg says:

Ohio. Isn’t that the state that allotted one voting machine for very couple of thousand African-American voters in the last presidential election. No problem with that, right?

January 18th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
78

MightyMightyMitzu says:

I believe alanon already identified “Voldemort” @ 70.

“We don’t want our city full of Voldemorts.” Would’ve elicited angry responses from a whole different kinda robed crowd

January 18th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
79

Tater Salad says:

When keepin it real goes wrong.

@ 10:

That is my most favorite post on this site, ever.

Biggus @ 25:

I’ve never really thought about it, but you’re right. The people I know who just love stereotypes treat individuals much better than the way they speak of said individual’s race. Very weird.

And lastly:

How does every good racist joke start?

*Looks over shoulder for anyone of race that is target of joke*

Not that I think racist jokes are good.

January 18th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
80

Tater Salad says:

Naggers.

January 18th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
81

Brian says:

#72 – I know a girl who told some foreign chick, brand new to America, who’d never seen a black person before, that the word was “squiggle” and well it stuck apparently. So I guess you can use that if you wanna.

January 18th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
82

Tater Salad says:

What about Richers?

A burning lower case “t”? Time to leave?

January 18th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
83

Last Dragon says:

How about Democrats? Or maybe you prefer non-swimmers?

January 18th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
84

DC Trojan says:

Last Dragon @ 82 – Michael Steele called, he’s wants to talk to you after he’s finished swimming laps at the gym.

January 18th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
85

hunglikehussain says:

Ah yes, from reading the insights from this illustrious panel………we have identified a problem.

Said panel has also failed to offer any solution other than……get a job.

Which is, without further comment, a very viable course of action to take.

Comment once heard on COPS: “Its 2a.m. and look at all these people out here! Trouble will find them, no doubt. If they had a job they would be in bed.”

Therefore; Employment=Morality. Adam Smith could have not put it in better terms.

January 18th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
86

Russ says:

Was there ANY point in posting this crap on EDSBS? I don’t look to EDSBS to comment on the social ills of the country, and I don’t listen to NPR to give me good, juvenile, football-related humor.

Really, what’s the point? Racism is everywhere.

January 18th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
87

sjs1959 says:

Yes, indeed, one could go to Southie or Bridgeport or Long Island or Oakland County, etc and find white folks who could make these morons sound like Obama by comparison.

I actually agree that it is more about class than race, but there is NOTHING more obnoxious that a bunch of drunk white guys from the burbs talking about what’s wrong with poor people.

Unless they have walked in those shoes, they either need to be part of the solution or, even better, shut the fuck up.

And, GODAWGS, I seriously hope that Sherman burned your great-great-granddaddy’s farm.

Peace.

January 18th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
88

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:

86+ Comments….on a slow Friday….during the off-season? amazin’

OS did the right thing by posting the LSU fan video.

January 18th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
89

DC Trojan says:

HungLikeHussain @ 85 – have you been hanging out with my parents? Because that’s remarkably similar to their reaction when I rode students loans for 2 years of drinking beers and not getting job after dropping out of law school.

January 18th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
90

DC Trojan says:

Law school? WTF. I never went to law school; I was in a PhD program. I must have had more beer than I thought.

January 18th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
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hunglikehussain says:

@87

Curious that it was held so close to national signing day?

Florida need a recruit from LA? We know they are not racists…just anti-Semites.

January 18th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
92

Will (the other one) says:

#67…the English language is spoken in the UK too, and they don’t give three flying craps about the “C U Next Tuesday” word. They also call their smokes something that gets bleeped on tv here.

#85…the Enron folks were employed, as was Bobby Petrino, former Pres. Clinton, former Pres. Nixon, etc. How moral are they considered again? Plus slangin’ ‘rock is a job, you just don’t get benefits or pay taxes.

January 18th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
93

T-Bird, T-Bird I love you says:

I think you could find people that would say the same things at two other SEC schools (Bama and Ole Miss), but LSU is so close to the situation the tension is at an abnormal high. Of course you are going to get drunk people to make comments like that.

January 18th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
94

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:

#90 – Hussain: How can Florida be full of anti-semites, almost all NYC retirees end down there, in places such as Del Boca Vista? (I know this fact from watching a bunch of Seinfeld episodes.)

January 18th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
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Tater Salad says:

92:

Yes, Bama and Ole Miss are the only other SEC schools in which you could find comments like that. And of course the only reason LSU fans would say something like that is because they are high strung due to the tension of it all? I’m not sure you could be any more disingenuous and/or full of shit if you tried.

Racism is an ugly thing and its everywhere. If you don’t think you could find it at AU I would refer you back to AURACISTINFTWORTH for proof. That, or your fraternities painting their faces black while others dressed in white hoods.

Disclaimer: I only use AU as an example because it’s true AND because judging from previous posts by T-bird I believe that is where his/her allegiance lies.

January 18th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
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DC Trojan says:

# 91 -some might even say that they came up with it, English that is. I got the gas face once from an English friend (much more FOB than me) for referring to “British English.” Apparently he felt a little wounded by that.

January 18th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
97

Unhappy Monkey says:

alanon @ 70: I won’t pretend to know anything about the tenderloin in sf and say something like it does not compare to NO projects.

However, you clearly know nothing about NO projects or you are a fool. St. Thomas (maybe gone now), Desire, Fischer and their like don’t accept a sunny disposition and good will toward your fellow man as a passport.

January 18th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
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I HEART BLACK PEOPLE says:

Actually, to any and all who feel the need to bring Columbus, Ohio into the discussion, a few years back, BET named Columbus the best city in America for blacks. Also, Barely Legal named Ohio’s libraries the best in America for public displays of self-abuse.

January 18th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
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hunglikehussain says:

@91

Your list of nefarious employees all have the words “former”, “were” and “was” concerning their present status. Petrino being the one exception (just a matter of time though).

Therefore, employment could also be be seen as an Old Testament provider of spiritual/material wealth or a punisher to those who fail to abide by their commandments.

January 18th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:

Ladies are not as racist dept:

Interesting that there were not any comments from women on this threar (that I know of).

January 18th, 2008 at 5:47 pm