Comments on: JOKER’S WILD!

By: PurdueMatt

PurdueMatt — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 15:00:33 +0000

You left out the most recent school to do a succession plan…..Purdue. Danny Hope!

By: Mastershake

Mastershake — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 23:22:07 +0000

The exact quote is ” Who’s law? Your’s or mine, joker”

GOD you suck.

By: Stephen Colboar

Stephen Colboar — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:41:23 +0000

and I think Reggie Theus is in Joker’s running crew.

By: Stephen Colboar

Stephen Colboar — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:40:20 +0000

Whose law? Your law or mine joker?

By: Will (the other one)

Will (the other one) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:38:12 +0000

Obscure Simpsons-joke comment: Joker only got the job because Rules For Draw And Stud Poker Phillips didn’t want it.

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:02:10 +0000

“Lexington Kentucky?…Never heard of it.”

By the way “makin’ throat babies” is now in my lexicon from its previous usage on the comment boards here. God damn that’s a good phrase.

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:50:58 +0000

Seriously, there just aren’t enough guys with good nicknames out there anymore. Between Butch Jones, Doc Holliday, Trooper Taylor, and Joker Phillips, this has been a great off-season for the nickname-deprived.

By: Herb

Herb — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:47:25 +0000

#21, I thought it was the commerical for granny panties showing a line of thongs on a clothesline.

Because they were thongs. And I was like 13.

By: Stacy Keibler Luvs Me

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:21:25 +0000

Ears, jokers and clowns dept:

#20: The best use of that song was in the Reservoir Dogs movie, where some dude got his ear whacked by Mr. Blonde, as he listened to the Clowns, Jokers song from SW.

By: JeffAU

JeffAU — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:09:35 +0000

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
‘Cause I don’t think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Stealers Wheel

By: Herb

Herb — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:48:58 +0000

The tramp stamp is the goattee for women, except when they realize it’s a terrible, terrible idea…it’s permanent.

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:42:46 +0000

A co-worker I've been itchin' to make throat babies with, in the past 8 months or so, got a ginormous tramp stamp tat of a butterfly, a titty job, left her fiance of 5 years, and has set a wedding date with his friend. In that order. I'm just glad I didn't have to help her move into their new trailer next to fiance #2's parents. Mr. Freakonomics needs to analyze the impact of titty jobs on pre-existing relationships. Oh, and Byron Leftwich thinks Joker's look is tizzight!

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:42:27 +0000

SKLM,

That would be a sad reminder of what used to be.

By: Rival

Rival — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:39:47 +0000

I thought Heath Ledger was supposed to be the next UK coach?

Though no one can replace Nicholson in that role.

By: Stacy Keibler Luvs Me

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:36:45 +0000

Pontificating on Tats on Babes Dept:

Marrying a woman that has tats up the rump, literally, might be ok for now, but can you imagine in a few years, when she gains the standard 20 lbs, and even more if she has kids. Oh My! that tattoo instead of being a bulls-eye would be a dead-eye.