IT'S WORK? IT'S WORK.

secretary-bangin’ Mike Dubose

Is this a slam or is it props being tossed towards Mr. Dubose? Clarification is requested.

That depends entirely upon the quality of the secretary. Was it a 25-year old pantyless sexpot or a 50-year old broad who had been on the Bama staff since Bryant’s final years (thankfully before Viagra).

that vid almost makes up for the horror in the rose bowl i witnessed in 2001… almost.

do you know how many slack jawed yokels are able to coach high school teams to winning records in this great land of ours?? how the fuck did curley hallman ever make it to “the big time?”

aahh yes…the old “apply to law school” pipe dream. attending law school (and subsequently accruing the insane amounts of debt to do so) accomplishes one thing only: it guarantees that you’ll be married to a job and career that you’ll hate, at least until you pay off that debt. that, or you’ll drink yourself retarded. it’s pretty much one or the other…

Wow. Curley Hallman had a lower winning percentage at muscle shoals high school than he did at LSU. i didn’t think that was possible.

Wow, isn’t the next step Pop Warner?

Just think, in 10 years you will get to write one of these about Rich Rodriquez.

Also, I didn’t get the Duboise connection.

Lesson: Don’t fuck with ’Bama.

Nick Saban’s conqueror at ULM was former Naval Academy coach Charlie Weatherbie. I’m surprised he’s hiding out in a coastal state.

Fred Goldsmith coached at NC 3A high school Franklin for a few years after being fired from Duke and is now the head coach at Div II Lenoir-Ryne, both of which are actually more prestigious jobs than head coach at Duke.

@ 5:

There is a third option: Both.

Dubose? I thought his name was Dumbose.

Millsaps was the home of the WORST 9-hole golf course ever. But it only cost 50 cents back in the late 60s (if you paid).

Skymiles ads or SkyMall ads? At least the second one would stretch your capability to write fiction while straining the boundaries of human credulity.

Also, personal tests indicate that 2 children are enough to prompt the “it’s work” attitude if the local cost of living is high enough.

About the 15 laterals play: I know it won the “GAME CHANGING PERFORMANCE” Award, but when I see it about, all I can watch now is the 7 defensive players standing still after the 6th or 7th toss.

It’ll never surpass The Play in the annals of the sport.

Did Dubose sleep with the same secretary that Wimp Sanderson slapped?

Um, I think you all missed the biggest candidate for HS coach in 2015* — Charlie Wise; how does that bible verse go, “…for dust you are and unto dust you shall return” or something?

• assuming he lives that long.

At least it’s not coaching intramurals, brother!

(Though, like DC Trojan, at this point in my child-rearing, future-tuition-saving days, I’d probably take that gig if the pay were right.)

What’s sadder about Hallman’s fall is that Muscle Shoals is the No. 3 (at best) football HS on the Colbert County side of the Shoals area.

The primary existence for a football program there is to preserve a reason for the schools well-regarded marching band and to get its ass kicked annually by nearby Deshler, which reserves its spot in the state title game in February.

Also, being the only “Trojans” to have conquered a piece of northwest Alabama, they’ve provided a constant stream of condom jokes for boys age 11-17 there for dozens of years.

So yeah, Go Trojans!