FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: SHOW SOME RESPECT EDITION

Now, we can’t imagine a more perfect picture of feminine strength, vulnerability and power than this picture of Monica Jaramillo. Look at her: pensive, guarded yet curious, not starved within a few days of death, unbleached, unaltered, her beauty allowed simply to speak for itself. See, that’s what we’re talking about here: respecting a woman’s dignity and sexuality simultaneously aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive, men. You can appreciate beauty without all the leering, the catcalling, the denigration of our sisters in life. Do you really need bunda to get through the day, the callous excision of the soul and personality of a woman focused in one exploitative picture of a single commodified body part? Do you need to continue to enslave women with your eyes four thousand pixels at a time, brothers?
Um, yes? You do? Oh, well certainly then. Bunda after the jump, which as always is not work advisable.

Sofie Vergara.









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gerry dorsey says:
like two christmas hams.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
Bunda. It heals the soul and unites all.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
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SunDawg says:
More reasons to love Fridays. Three more.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
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Mark says:
The Britney ad is disappointing ending to an otherwise solid Friday entry.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
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reb pup says:
This looks especally good with Led Zeppelin I playing on the iTunes.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
wow!…Picture number three is perfection.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
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imisscollege says:
I want some
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxIAg-lMd-U
January 18th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
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Last Dragon says:
Too stunned to think of something witty to say……..
Just WOW!
January 18th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
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Out of Conference says:
work’s blocking flikr now, damnittt!!!
January 18th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
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Expat Ohioan says:
Threadjack alert…
Orson Swindle, thank you for sticking up for John McCain.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
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CrimeNotes says:
The real-life Orson Swindle — the former FTC commissioner Orson Swindle — was just on NPR talking about John McCain’s POW time. And my first reaction was, “How the sam fuck did Orson swindle NPR into thinking he was a POW?” and wondered why he decided to pull a prank like that. And then I remembered. The real Orson Swindle has been eclipsed.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
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J.J. says:
Now that is a Natural Woman! I’ll bet that her bush is one of those classic 70’s Giant Fur Triangles that covers her entire hips, from just below the belly button to slightly above-the-knees. About the size of a bath mat. Guys back in the day usually had about three pounds of pubes tangled in their digestive systems by the time they got married. And, of course, the hairball began to diminish from that day forward.
You young whippersnappers with your internets and your texting machines have no idea how the Brazilian Landing Strip has made you soft and weak. Viva Le Booosh!
January 18th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
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Edsall is God says:
That last ass broke my computer.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
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Brian says:
Um is that third woman at a bunda competition. I see dudes with pencil and paper, wielding contemplative looks like; “If i give her a high score, is she more likely to fellate me?
January 18th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
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Last Dragon says:
I’m waiting for “that” dude to come on here and tell us how one of them aren’t that hot.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
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Moreno_IV says:
I almost blew my lo……wait, I did.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
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okhrana says:
I admit, I’m not a butt man, but holy shnike! Those are truly magnificent creations, almost makes me want to learn Portugese.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
SHE’S SO FAT/TOO THIN I’VE HAD SEX WITH BETTER IN THE PAST WEEK GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH BLAH BLAH WHAT’S WITH CHICKS HAVING HAIR ON THEIR GENITALS FAMILY GUY RULZ BLAH BLAH BLAH DAMN LIBERALS CONSERVATIVES BLAH
There. Done so no one else has to.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
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You Are Tebows' Lunch says:
# 14
Brian, I think the judges would desire a ” fellatiattic embrace”..
Just sayin’…
January 18th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
reb pup,
I don’t know, but I been told a round-assed woman ain’t got no soul.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
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J.J. says:
More Vergara means less Viagra. Just the sight of her can causes one of those 4 hour throbbing woodrows that I’m supposed to report to my doctor. And the B&W film effect is nice. Typing with one hand…
January 18th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
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Doug says:
I just wanna put my face between ‘em and have her shimmy a little bit. She doesn’t even have to shower first.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
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DevilGrad says:
Re #12: I believe the term you’re looking for is “disco mitt.” And, regardless, sign me up.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
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sb says:
JJ- about spewed the martini over the keyboard…a muff the size of a bathmat…that is some imagery I could have done without going into the weekend.
Orson, I will not complain, ever, about any cheesecakes as you did once provide, after a great deal of coercion, UGA cheesecakes. As such, consider it a compliment for me to bring to your attention that our first picture exhibits hips that any budding Venus of Willendorf would proudly display. On the contrary, number three, well, had me at ….
January 18th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
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DC Trojan says:
these buttocks all defy quantification – those pencils are presumably only handed out as a substitute to keep the wanking in check.
January 18th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
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Russ says:
See? Isn’t this much better than the previous post blog entry?
January 18th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
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reb pup says:
Biggus Rickus @ 20 – Yessir!!!
January 18th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
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crimson daddy says:
I didn’t know people actually listened to NPR.
January 18th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
I listen to NPR for the hardcore pornography.
January 18th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
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tom says:
Orson Swindle was just mentioned on npr as a soldier who served with John McCain. Same Orson Swindle?
January 18th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Herschel: That’s some fine bunda rhat thar.
Other Herschel: Ditto.
January 18th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
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Bubb Rubb says:
Hmm… The “show all” button is not working as I had hoped.
January 18th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
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Hokie Andrew says:
If you were rolling some “Face Down, Ass Up” after the break it’d be perfection.
January 18th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
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Jmuthaf'nT says:
ummm, thats why i love spanish chicks
January 19th, 2008 at 9:13 am
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John says:
Did anyone else hear that Andrew Morton’s book talks about how Tom Cruise wanted to marry Sofia Verarga to increase Scientology’s appeal in Latin America? I think it would have worked even better among EDSBS readers.
January 19th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
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Jmuthaf'nT says:
can someone interview the austrailian kid who threw the house party? he needs to come over to UF and continue the tradition
January 19th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
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Rival says:
Fuck me! The Blizzard of ‘08 is here!! Holy shit my yard is white! What is this stuff?!!!
Wait, it’s – yes, it’s going away!
Thank God for the Bunda! The cold snow is no match for the hotness of well-oiled ass!
January 19th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
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Dr. Cruz says:
I sure hope the Orgeron ends up at LSU.
January 20th, 2008 at 3:54 am
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imissbrasil says:
Just got back state-side after 22 days in Bundalandia. shit.
January 20th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
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The Troll says:
I still have no idea who she is. Volleyball player? Anyway, this is a nice blog with great pictures that I plan to steal from from time-to-time.
From from. Cool.
January 20th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
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rusty says:
Threadjack: Georgia on the board for the Fulmer Cup. http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/222/story/226548.html
January 20th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
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hunglikehussain says:
If two guys were arrested for drunk driving and you make the assumption that there was only one car….shouldn’t there be other charges of the moral turpitude type?
January 20th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
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NRBQ says:
No. One of them was just walkin’ around with alcohol (horrors).
Actually, per AJC.com, there were separate cases. One was a former player.
January 20th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
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PortTrojan says:
This distracts me nicely from the Chow hiring at UCLA.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:17 am
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bryan from los angeles says:
Norm Chow to UCLA? Why, oh why did Big Balls Pete run Norm out? Why Pete, Why? Run him out for Lane Kiffen and Steve Sarcisian???? This is terrible news. Terrible. UCLA will win the BCS within 5 yrs.
I hate this more than those LSU fans hate the projects.
January 21st, 2008 at 2:55 am
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
x’s and o’s Dept:
ucla’s hiring of Chow is awful news for USC fans.
Chow is a great play-caller.
But, he did not do much in the NFL with mediocre talent, which proves the point:
Billy’s and Joe’s beats “X” ’s and “O” ’s.
Plus, this might get Pete C off of his rump and keep him from getting too complacent. Now, Pete C has two of his ex-employees running the offense and defense at ucla!
January 21st, 2008 at 3:16 pm