FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: SHOW SOME RESPECT EDITION
by Orson on Jan 18, 2008 3:56 PM EST
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Now, we can't imagine a more perfect picture of feminine strength, vulnerability and power than this picture of Monica Jaramillo. Look at her: pensive, guarded yet curious, not starved within a few days of death, unbleached, unaltered, her beauty allowed simply to speak for itself. See, that's what we're talking about here: respecting a woman's dignity and sexuality simultaneously aren't necessarily mutually exclusive, men. You can appreciate beauty without all the leering, the catcalling, the denigration of our sisters in life. Do you really need bunda to get through the day, the callous excision of the soul and personality of a woman focused in one exploitative picture of a single commodified body part? Do you need to continue to enslave women with your eyes four thousand pixels at a time, brothers?
Um, yes? You do? Oh, well certainly then. Bunda after the jump, which as always is not work advisable.
Sofie Vergara.
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Bunda. It heals the soul and unites all.
by Signal to Noise on Jan 18, 2008 4:00 PM EST reply actions
The Britney ad is disappointing ending to an otherwise solid Friday entry.
by Mark on Jan 18, 2008 4:01 PM EST reply actions
This looks especally good with Led Zeppelin I playing on the iTunes.
by reb pup on Jan 18, 2008 4:03 PM EST reply actions
wow!…Picture number three is perfection.
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jan 18, 2008 4:06 PM EST reply actions
I want some
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxIAg-lMd-U
by imisscollege on Jan 18, 2008 4:08 PM EST reply actions
Too stunned to think of something witty to say……..
Just WOW!
by Last Dragon on Jan 18, 2008 4:15 PM EST reply actions
work’s blocking flikr now, damnittt!!!
by Out of Conference on Jan 18, 2008 4:15 PM EST reply actions
Threadjack alert…
Orson Swindle, thank you for sticking up for John McCain.
by Expat Ohioan on Jan 18, 2008 4:19 PM EST reply actions
The real-life Orson Swindle — the former FTC commissioner Orson Swindle — was just on NPR talking about John McCain’s POW time. And my first reaction was, “How the sam fuck did Orson swindle NPR into thinking he was a POW?” and wondered why he decided to pull a prank like that. And then I remembered. The real Orson Swindle has been eclipsed.
by CrimeNotes on Jan 18, 2008 4:20 PM EST reply actions
Now that is a Natural Woman! I’ll bet that her bush is one of those classic 70’s Giant Fur Triangles that covers her entire hips, from just below the belly button to slightly above-the-knees. About the size of a bath mat. Guys back in the day usually had about three pounds of pubes tangled in their digestive systems by the time they got married. And, of course, the hairball began to diminish from that day forward.
You young whippersnappers with your internets and your texting machines have no idea how the Brazilian Landing Strip has made you soft and weak. Viva Le Booosh!
by J.J. on Jan 18, 2008 4:34 PM EST reply actions
Um is that third woman at a bunda competition. I see dudes with pencil and paper, wielding contemplative looks like; "If i give her a high score, is she more likely to fellate me?
by Brian on Jan 18, 2008 4:39 PM EST reply actions
I’m waiting for “that” dude to come on here and tell us how one of them aren’t that hot.
by Last Dragon on Jan 18, 2008 4:42 PM EST reply actions
I admit, I’m not a butt man, but holy shnike! Those are truly magnificent creations, almost makes me want to learn Portugese.
by okhrana on Jan 18, 2008 4:45 PM EST reply actions
SHE’S SO FAT/TOO THIN I’VE HAD SEX WITH BETTER IN THE PAST WEEK GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH BLAH BLAH WHAT’S WITH CHICKS HAVING HAIR ON THEIR GENITALS FAMILY GUY RULZ BLAH BLAH BLAH DAMN LIBERALS CONSERVATIVES BLAH
There. Done so no one else has to.
by Orson Swindle on Jan 18, 2008 4:48 PM EST reply actions
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Brian, I think the judges would desire a " fellatiattic embrace"..
Just sayin’…
by You Are Tebows' Lunch on Jan 18, 2008 4:50 PM EST reply actions
reb pup,
I don’t know, but I been told a round-assed woman ain’t got no soul.
by Biggus Rickus on Jan 18, 2008 4:52 PM EST reply actions
More Vergara means less Viagra. Just the sight of her can causes one of those 4 hour throbbing woodrows that I’m supposed to report to my doctor. And the B&W film effect is nice. Typing with one hand…
by J.J. on Jan 18, 2008 4:52 PM EST reply actions
I just wanna put my face between ‘em and have her shimmy a little bit. She doesn’t even have to shower first.
by Doug on Jan 18, 2008 4:53 PM EST reply actions
Re #12: I believe the term you’re looking for is “disco mitt.” And, regardless, sign me up.
by DevilGrad on Jan 18, 2008 4:59 PM EST reply actions
JJ- about spewed the martini over the keyboard…a muff the size of a bathmat…that is some imagery I could have done without going into the weekend.
Orson, I will not complain, ever, about any cheesecakes as you did once provide, after a great deal of coercion, UGA cheesecakes. As such, consider it a compliment for me to bring to your attention that our first picture exhibits hips that any budding Venus of Willendorf would proudly display. On the contrary, number three, well, had me at ….
by sb on Jan 18, 2008 5:02 PM EST reply actions
these buttocks all defy quantification – those pencils are presumably only handed out as a substitute to keep the wanking in check.
by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2008 5:03 PM EST reply actions
See? Isn’t this much better than the previous post blog entry?
by Russ on Jan 18, 2008 5:06 PM EST reply actions
I didn’t know people actually listened to NPR.
by crimson daddy on Jan 18, 2008 5:50 PM EST reply actions
I listen to NPR for the hardcore pornography.
by Biggus Rickus on Jan 18, 2008 5:52 PM EST reply actions
Orson Swindle was just mentioned on npr as a soldier who served with John McCain. Same Orson Swindle?
by tom on Jan 18, 2008 6:20 PM EST reply actions
Herschel: That’s some fine bunda rhat thar.
Other Herschel: Ditto.
by Brian O'Blivion on Jan 18, 2008 7:30 PM EST reply actions
Hmm… The “show all” button is not working as I had hoped.
by Bubb Rubb on Jan 18, 2008 9:01 PM EST reply actions
If you were rolling some “Face Down, Ass Up” after the break it’d be perfection.
by Hokie Andrew on Jan 18, 2008 9:41 PM EST reply actions
Did anyone else hear that Andrew Morton’s book talks about how Tom Cruise wanted to marry Sofia Verarga to increase Scientology’s appeal in Latin America? I think it would have worked even better among EDSBS readers.
by John on Jan 19, 2008 3:40 PM EST reply actions
can someone interview the austrailian kid who threw the house party? he needs to come over to UF and continue the tradition
by Jmuthaf'nT on Jan 19, 2008 4:31 PM EST reply actions
Fuck me! The Blizzard of ’08 is here!! Holy shit my yard is white! What is this stuff?!!!
Wait, it’s – yes, it’s going away!
Thank God for the Bunda! The cold snow is no match for the hotness of well-oiled ass!
by Rival on Jan 19, 2008 8:18 PM EST reply actions
Just got back state-side after 22 days in Bundalandia. shit.
by imissbrasil on Jan 20, 2008 3:53 PM EST reply actions
I still have no idea who she is. Volleyball player? Anyway, this is a nice blog with great pictures that I plan to steal from from time-to-time.
From from. Cool.
by The Troll on Jan 20, 2008 4:02 PM EST reply actions
Threadjack: Georgia on the board for the Fulmer Cup. http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/222/story/226548.html
by rusty on Jan 20, 2008 4:16 PM EST reply actions
If two guys were arrested for drunk driving and you make the assumption that there was only one car….shouldn’t there be other charges of the moral turpitude type?
by hunglikehussain on Jan 20, 2008 5:10 PM EST reply actions
No. One of them was just walkin’ around with alcohol (horrors).
Actually, per AJC.com, there were separate cases. One was a former player.
by NRBQ on Jan 20, 2008 5:47 PM EST reply actions
This distracts me nicely from the Chow hiring at UCLA.
by PortTrojan on Jan 21, 2008 1:17 AM EST reply actions
Norm Chow to UCLA? Why, oh why did Big Balls Pete run Norm out? Why Pete, Why? Run him out for Lane Kiffen and Steve Sarcisian???? This is terrible news. Terrible. UCLA will win the BCS within 5 yrs.
I hate this more than those LSU fans hate the projects.
by bryan from los angeles on Jan 21, 2008 2:55 AM EST reply actions
x’s and o’s Dept:
ucla’s hiring of Chow is awful news for USC fans.
Chow is a great play-caller.
But, he did not do much in the NFL with mediocre talent, which proves the point:
Billy’s and Joe’s beats “X” ’s and “O” ’s.
Plus, this might get Pete C off of his rump and keep him from getting too complacent. Now, Pete C has two of his ex-employees running the offense and defense at ucla!
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jan 21, 2008 3:16 PM EST reply actions
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