Now, we can’t imagine a more perfect picture of feminine strength, vulnerability and power than this picture of Monica Jaramillo. Look at her: pensive, guarded yet curious, not starved within a few days of death, unbleached, unaltered, her beauty allowed simply to speak for itself. See, that’s what we’re talking about here: respecting a woman’s dignity and sexuality simultaneously aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive, men. You can appreciate beauty without all the leering, the catcalling, the denigration of our sisters in life. Do you really need bunda to get through the day, the callous excision of the soul and personality of a woman focused in one exploitative picture of a single commodified body part? Do you need to continue to enslave women with your eyes four thousand pixels at a time, brothers?
Um, yes? You do? Oh, well certainly then. Bunda after the jump, which as always is not work advisable.
Phillips is the current offensive coordinator and a UK alum who’s largely credited with turning the Kentucky offense into a scoring machine and tutoring Andre´ Woodson into an first/second round NFL draft pick in the upcoming 2008 NFL draft. (The freaky accent, though, is all on moms and dads, there.)
He also favors headgear that pays tribute to the oppressed Uighur people of Western China, which is nice. See after the jump: (more…)
Old coaches never die, they just go on to appear regularly on the Paul Finebaum show and take jobs that, in their heyday, they would have passed over like so many individual peas fallen from the feasting plate. Take the example of secretary-bangin’ Mike Dubose: formerly Pope of the state of Alabama, he now coaches at Millsaps College in Jackson, Mississippi.
Yes, that Millsaps.
Take another pair of examples. First, Curley Hallman, a name that should have made every LSU fan reading this site power-vomit onto the person next to them. Hallman was successful at Southern Miss, and then helmed LSU during a dark, dark period from 1990-1994 where they lost every game they played by an average of FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POINTS*. He then fell into the high school ranks until, lo and behold, a familiar message was delivered to Hallman last week.
Former LSU and Southern Miss coach Curley Hallman has resigned following his fourth consecutive losing season at Muscle Shoals High School.
Hallman, who resigned Monday, was 14-26 in four seasons at Muscle Shoals, finishing with a 4-6 record in 2007.
Superintendent Jeff Wooten said he told Hallman after the season that he “would recommend that he be relieved of his coaching duties.”
(This will all come back to us in ten years when we’ve got three kids, a mortgage, and are wondering if we can still apply to law school while writing copy for SkyMiles ads. Alexander the Inventor, call us–we’ll need the work eventually.)
*Margin of error is…well, infinite on this one. Hallman was actually 16-28 at LSU.
Smear. Yum. Rich Rodriguez says he’s the victim of a smear campaign. This happens when there’s $4 million dollars and a buyout clause in contention and everyone starts to play with the good knives. One tiny question that perhaps someone could answer for us: didn’t anyone make a provision for the buyout clause causing all the furor, or even think about it? Or was the intent for Rodriguez to wig out on the clause all along, claiming that WVU hadn’t lived up to their promises all along and thus violating their contract with him? Lawyaz, in the comments plz.
(In case you missed it on Wednesday, Brian had an excellent post as to why this paperwork tiff is complete crap. It’s got charts and everything.)
Your January Surprise: you’re Virginia, and your starting qb isn’t enrolled in classes yet! Surprise! (Throws streamers, buzzes noisemakers.) Jameel Sewell and three other UVA football players do not appear on the rolls at UVA. Considering the school’s sterling academic reputation, Deion Rules are unlikely here, and you can probably count them as lost, transferring, or otherwise indisposed for the 2008 season: classes began on the 16th in Charlottesville.
Our results suggest that the host community registers sharp increases in assaults, vandalism, arrests for disorderly conduct, and arrests for alcohol-related offenses on game days. Upsets are associated with the largest increases in the number of expected offenses. These estimates are discussed in the context of psychological theories of fan aggression.
Again, economists working in the Duh Studies Department for you, the people. We could have told you that, given the eight convenience store workers we killed in the last two consecutive losses to Auburn. If you see a Tiger kicker walking onto the field in 2008 in Auburn, just close all stores in the area as prophylaxis.
Manginopolis wins the Bear Bryant Award in coaching. He totally frickin’ blew your mind by coaching Kansas to a 12-1 record this year. Have a special burger on us, brah.
The cool thing is that teeny little Asian women ATE THE WHOLE THING.
Please. If life wants to be cool to all of us, then this will happen in what SMQ is calling “the Orgeron option.”
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