SHORT ATTENTION SPAN THEATER: BIG TEN RECRUITING
Brian from MGoBlog has your cheat sheet for Big Ten recruiting. This interview does feature Brian doing his best junior Steele act, downloading a precis of the Big Ten recruiting scene with almost frightening fluidity.
Listen to the whole thing, or do what we know you will do anyway and peep the cheat sheet:
–Iowa is doing very poorly.
–Ohio State is replacing gears in the machine as usual.
–Minnesota actually is recruiting talent.
–Illinois is again building a solid class based on coach [NAME REDACTED] and his hypnotic glare.

IM-HO-TEP! IM-HO-TEP!
–Penn State still cannot recruit offensive talent.
–Terrelle Pryor and his whereabouts remain THE dramarama of the season.
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drogue says:
Orson- how difficult was it to actually mention Name Redacted by name in the Sporting News piece?
January 17th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
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Innocent Bystander says:
How hilarious would it be if Pryor jumps the shark for Oregon or LSU?
January 17th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
3
Mr Pelican Pants says:
Well, what if Terrell turns out to be another Xavier Lee?
So will ILLinois be the next Big 10 powerhouse?
Check out this guy fixing to be the next Frank Caliendo…..dont know if thats a good thing…..he’s got talent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOFvhbz_qJE
January 17th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Or this guy…Best.Caruso.Ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHCGdgy19a4
January 17th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
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drogue says:
Illinois is happy if they’re mentioned in the top 3 once or twice per decade.
January 17th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
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AUGrad says:
Something seem wrong with [Name Redacted]’s legs in that picture.
January 17th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
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Coop says:
I am already tired of Terrelle Pryor. You know who else was a great high school QB and basketball player?
Greg Paulus.
Yeah, not exactly apples to apples, but if Pryor is a bust, I won’t be shedding any tears.
Mainly because Pryor will be attending a Big 10 school.
January 17th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
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Coop says:
Also, Ronald Curry. Although it really was not his fault that Carolina football sucked so bad. Blame NasCarl.
As for Carolina basketball, Gut happens.
January 17th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
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Rival says:
Zook does look like a cyborg wearing slacks in that picture.
Cy-slacks!
January 17th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
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kleph says:
dramarama. great band.
January 17th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
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Last Dragon says:
That’s what happens after years of barefoot water skiing.
January 17th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
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Cincy says:
#10
not nearly as good as Bonerama.
January 17th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
What the hell is he holding in his right hand?? A cigar?
January 17th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
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Dave says:
Awesome Mummy ref.
January 17th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
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twogreattastes says:
13, He’s not holding anything. That just happens to be the arm of a player standing behind him, which looks like it’s in his hand.
January 17th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
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Hemlock Philosopher says:
#2 – Great misuse of “Jump the Shark”
January 17th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
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Flatlander says:
#13 – it’s the deed to Phil Fulmer’s house.
January 17th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
8
I can still hear Woody Durham saying, “Carolina is entering the Carl Torbush Era.” Well, that didn’t last too long.
January 18th, 2008 at 8:44 am
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aventius says:
its true. we haven’t had a good offense at penn state since ‘94…. LJ was great but one player doesn’t make a team and it didn’t it help us beat michigan.
January 20th, 2008 at 4:24 pm