SHORT ATTENTION SPAN THEATER: BIG TEN RECRUITING
Brian from MGoBlog has your cheat sheet for Big Ten recruiting. This interview does feature Brian doing his best junior Steele act, downloading a precis of the Big Ten recruiting scene with almost frightening fluidity.
Listen to the whole thing, or do what we know you will do anyway and peep the cheat sheet:
–Iowa is doing very poorly.
–Ohio State is replacing gears in the machine as usual.
–Minnesota actually is recruiting talent.
–Illinois is again building a solid class based on coach [NAME REDACTED] and his hypnotic glare.

IM-HO-TEP! IM-HO-TEP!
–Penn State still cannot recruit offensive talent.
–Terrelle Pryor and his whereabouts remain THE dramarama of the season.
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Orson- how difficult was it to actually mention Name Redacted by name in the Sporting News piece?
Comment by drogue — January 17, 2008 @ 1:40 pm
2
How hilarious would it be if Pryor jumps the shark for Oregon or LSU?
Comment by Innocent Bystander — January 17, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
3
Well, what if Terrell turns out to be another Xavier Lee?
So will ILLinois be the next Big 10 powerhouse?
Check out this guy fixing to be the next Frank Caliendo…..dont know if thats a good thing…..he’s got talent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOFvhbz_qJE
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — January 17, 2008 @ 1:55 pm
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Or this guy…Best.Caruso.Ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHCGdgy19a4
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — January 17, 2008 @ 1:59 pm
5
Illinois is happy if they’re mentioned in the top 3 once or twice per decade.
Comment by drogue — January 17, 2008 @ 2:02 pm
6
Something seem wrong with [Name Redacted]’s legs in that picture.
Comment by AUGrad — January 17, 2008 @ 2:05 pm
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I am already tired of Terrelle Pryor. You know who else was a great high school QB and basketball player?
Greg Paulus.
Yeah, not exactly apples to apples, but if Pryor is a bust, I won’t be shedding any tears.
Mainly because Pryor will be attending a Big 10 school.
Comment by Coop — January 17, 2008 @ 2:25 pm
8
Also, Ronald Curry. Although it really was not his fault that Carolina football sucked so bad. Blame NasCarl.
As for Carolina basketball, Gut happens.
Comment by Coop — January 17, 2008 @ 2:26 pm
9
Zook does look like a cyborg wearing slacks in that picture.
Cy-slacks!
Comment by Rival — January 17, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
10
dramarama. great band.
Comment by kleph — January 17, 2008 @ 2:46 pm
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That’s what happens after years of barefoot water skiing.
Comment by Last Dragon — January 17, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
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#10
not nearly as good as Bonerama.
Comment by Cincy — January 17, 2008 @ 3:33 pm
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What the hell is he holding in his right hand?? A cigar?
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — January 17, 2008 @ 4:05 pm
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Awesome Mummy ref.
Comment by Dave — January 17, 2008 @ 5:04 pm
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13, He’s not holding anything. That just happens to be the arm of a player standing behind him, which looks like it’s in his hand.
Comment by twogreattastes — January 17, 2008 @ 5:17 pm
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#2 - Great misuse of “Jump the Shark”
Comment by Hemlock Philosopher — January 17, 2008 @ 6:46 pm
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#13 - it’s the deed to Phil Fulmer’s house.
Comment by Flatlander — January 17, 2008 @ 11:07 pm
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I can still hear Woody Durham saying, “Carolina is entering the Carl Torbush Era.” Well, that didn’t last too long.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — January 18, 2008 @ 8:44 am
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its true. we haven’t had a good offense at penn state since ‘94…. LJ was great but one player doesn’t make a team and it didn’t it help us beat michigan.
Comment by aventius — January 20, 2008 @ 4:24 pm