SHORT ATTENTION SPAN THEATER: BIG TEN RECRUITING

by Orson on Jan 17, 2008 1:30 PM EST

Brian from MGoBlog has your cheat sheet for Big Ten recruiting. This interview does feature Brian doing his best junior Steele act, downloading a precis of the Big Ten recruiting scene with almost frightening fluidity.

Listen to the whole thing, or do what we know you will do anyway and peep the cheat sheet:

--Iowa is doing very poorly.

--Ohio State is replacing gears in the machine as usual.

--Minnesota actually is recruiting talent.

--Illinois is again building a solid class based on coach [NAME REDACTED] and his hypnotic glare.

IM-HO-TEP! IM-HO-TEP!

--Penn State still cannot recruit offensive talent.

--Terrelle Pryor and his whereabouts remain THE dramarama of the season.

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Orson- how difficult was it to actually mention Name Redacted by name in the Sporting News piece?

by drogue on Jan 17, 2008 1:40 PM EST reply actions

How hilarious would it be if Pryor jumps the shark for Oregon or LSU?

by Innocent Bystander on Jan 17, 2008 1:45 PM EST reply actions

Well, what if Terrell turns out to be another Xavier Lee?
So will ILLinois be the next Big 10 powerhouse?
Check out this guy fixing to be the next Frank Caliendo…..dont know if thats a good thing…..he’s got talent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOFvhbz_qJE

by Mr Pelican Pants on Jan 17, 2008 1:55 PM EST reply actions

Or this guy…Best.Caruso.Ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHCGdgy19a4

by Mr Pelican Pants on Jan 17, 2008 1:59 PM EST reply actions

Illinois is happy if they’re mentioned in the top 3 once or twice per decade.

by drogue on Jan 17, 2008 2:02 PM EST reply actions

Something seem wrong with [Name Redacted]’s legs in that picture.

by AUGrad on Jan 17, 2008 2:05 PM EST reply actions

I am already tired of Terrelle Pryor. You know who else was a great high school QB and basketball player?

Greg Paulus.

Yeah, not exactly apples to apples, but if Pryor is a bust, I won’t be shedding any tears.

Mainly because Pryor will be attending a Big 10 school.

by Coop on Jan 17, 2008 2:25 PM EST reply actions

Also, Ronald Curry. Although it really was not his fault that Carolina football sucked so bad. Blame NasCarl.

As for Carolina basketball, Gut happens.

by Coop on Jan 17, 2008 2:26 PM EST reply actions

Zook does look like a cyborg wearing slacks in that picture.

Cy-slacks!

by Rival on Jan 17, 2008 2:34 PM EST reply actions

dramarama. great band.

by kleph on Jan 17, 2008 2:46 PM EST reply actions

That’s what happens after years of barefoot water skiing.

by Last Dragon on Jan 17, 2008 2:47 PM EST reply actions

#10

not nearly as good as Bonerama.

by Cincy on Jan 17, 2008 3:33 PM EST reply actions

What the hell is he holding in his right hand?? A cigar?

by Mr Pelican Pants on Jan 17, 2008 4:05 PM EST reply actions

Awesome Mummy ref.

by Dave on Jan 17, 2008 5:04 PM EST reply actions

13, He’s not holding anything. That just happens to be the arm of a player standing behind him, which looks like it’s in his hand.

by twogreattastes on Jan 17, 2008 5:17 PM EST reply actions

- Great misuse of “Jump the Shark”

by Hemlock Philosopher on Jan 17, 2008 6:46 PM EST reply actions

- it’s the deed to Phil Fulmer’s house.

by Flatlander on Jan 17, 2008 11:07 PM EST reply actions

I can still hear Woody Durham saying, “Carolina is entering the Carl Torbush Era.” Well, that didn’t last too long.

by yoyofutbawl on Jan 18, 2008 8:44 AM EST reply actions

its true. we haven’t had a good offense at penn state since ‘94…. LJ was great but one player doesn’t make a team and it didn’t it help us beat michigan.

by aventius on Jan 20, 2008 4:24 PM EST reply actions