ECONOMISTS MAJOR IN DUH STUDIES
Economics and college football take the chalk and cheese route of relation, since most people would be happy to pull blinds and ignore the ugly piles of money that make the sport work in both good and bad ways. But we’re more than happy to loll in it, especially because it allows a C student in Econ like ourselves to point and laugh when Professional Economists write things like this:
Our estimates imply that recruits’ decisions are governed by a handful of primary factors, among them the school’s recent football rankings and the geographical distance between the recruit and the college. Also, those schools that are members of conferences affiliated with the Bowl Championship Series (BCS) are found to have a significant recruiting advantage compared to other institutions.
USC should be able to get whomever the hell they want. Now gimme a grant!

The Economist: pure bitchy cold awesome. Economists? A mixed bag.
If we were able to pay taxes line item-style, we’d opt out of this kind of academic research. Economists should at least be doing more interesting research in Duh Studies, since if you’re going to be telling me things I already know (your instincts, now backed up by data!), you might as well be like the economist in Freakonomics who hung out with crack dealers and got a good story out of it in the process.
In the meantime, we also await this year’s results of the College Football Recruiting Prediction Model, a project put together by three economists who manage to correctly predict 68% of recruiting outcomes. As stated by Duh Studies experts above, the single most important factor in deciding a school? Proxmity to home. So if a recruit’s hedging and you’ve got money on it or something, just crack out Mapquest, and do the mileage. It’s one of the reasons we can’t believe Omar Hunter’s going to Florida–Georgia’s closer, and the numbers back a Dawg bet over a Gator.












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Check out “Super Crunchers” by Ian Ayres, a buddy of the guy who wrote “Freakanomics”. It’s a good discussion of the regression movement.
Took Latin in high school as a freshman and was knee deep in hot senior girls for the whole year.
Comment by Brandon Lang — January 18, 2008 @ 8:41 am
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Brian @26. I do not think Levitt put that much effort in his analysis. In reading his book, I am pretty sure he inserted his hand into his large intestine via the anus opening, and gently tugged. His leaps of logic in the conclusions are wider than the Grand Canyon.
We’ve all had a good laugh over Freakonomics and the people who quote it.
Robert and TCOAN: As a good, pompous PhD jackass, I must point out that SPSS and R are statistical software packages. And, as everyone knows, real researchers use SAS..
Comment by bevo — January 17, 2008 @ 10:17 pm
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TCOAN:
It’s all about the STATA9. Or R.
Comment by robert — January 17, 2008 @ 7:07 pm
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#26, please understand, Mr. Levitt thinks about people like you, laughs, then returns to counting his money.
Comment by Herb — January 17, 2008 @ 5:24 pm
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#14 My ex-wife was going to take Latin in high school as an independant study, but the teacher got busted for murdering another teacher and her kids. And the principal got taken down for armed robbery of a Sears.
It was apparently quite a school.
Comment by oc phil — January 17, 2008 @ 4:57 pm
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Until you get busted for plagiarizing a Ugandan newspaper. (See the Economist’s corrections from a few weeks back.)
this, i hate to inform you, is the way foreign journalism is done.
Comment by kleph — January 17, 2008 @ 4:40 pm
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Wow. They got paid money for that study???? I should have gone into economics instead of web/graphic design.
#14 Mine did. I was lousy at Spanish (hate the language, my state (Texas) being over run with it…I’m a badddd liberal), but loved Latin. Great stories and you only had to translate, no pronunciation. Latin is extremely helpful when you are in the art museums and you need to read the writing on all the old silver. Also, I easily impressed my friends at UT because I could read and translate the words on the buildings around campus. Some of my friends played football at UT so it didn’t take much to impress them. (’Hope they don’t read this blog…) The rest of us actually got in because we were in the top 10% of our class at competitive high schools and not because we could run the 40 in 4.5, bench press 350, etc.
Comment by UTEx — January 17, 2008 @ 4:11 pm
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Explain ND’s ranking in 04/05 then 25. here they are:
Class 2005 Rankings
1. Southern California, 2. Florida State, 3. Tennessee, 4. Oklahoma, 5. Nebraska, Tie 5. Michigan, 7. Iowa, 8. Miami-Florida, 9. Georgia, 10. California, 11. Texas A&M, 12. Ohio State, 13. Auburn, 14. Florida, 15. Virginia Tech, 16. Texas, 17. Alabama, 18. Virginia, 19. Arizona, 20. LSU, 21. South Carolina, 22. Clemson, 23. Maryland, 24. North Carolina State, 25. Penn State, Tie 25. Arkansas, Tie 25. Purdue, Tie 25. UCLA.
Class 2004 rankings
1. Southern California, 2. LSU, 3. Florida State, 4. Miami-Florida, 5. Michigan, 6. Oklahoma, 7. Georgia, 8. Florida, 9. Ohio State, 10. Texas, Tie 10. Tennessee, 12. Texas A&M, 13. Oregon, 14. Penn State, 15. Michigan State, 16. Alabama, 17. Maryland, 18. Washington, 19. California, 20. Purdue, 21. Missouri, 22. Washington State, 23. Kansas State, 24. Auburn, 25. Boston College
Comment by daviehamsufferer97 — January 17, 2008 @ 3:50 pm
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Why are recruits going to ND? It seems there’s a sizable chunk of Top 150 players that are just dying to be featured on NBC’s “Hey our production values are straight out of the 80s, early 90s” broadcast 7-8 times a year.
“Every game you play looks like ESPN Classic” says Frontbutt Charlie.
Comment by Will (the other one) — January 17, 2008 @ 3:15 pm
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Oh come on now Brian, he may have used SPSS!
Comment by The Conscience of a Nation — January 17, 2008 @ 3:12 pm
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Well, as someone that was once offered $5 a question in school by his econ professor to come up with questions for a textbook on econmics he was co-authoring, I still say it has a shitload to do with how much weed, ass, coin, and ride a recruit thinks he can get on his way to the NFL.
Comment by Out of Conference — January 17, 2008 @ 2:53 pm
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Please understand most people with economics degrees like me look at something like Freakonomics and laugh and say: “Wow what an asshole, he made a book out of doing simple linear regressions and then assuming causality out of correlation.” AKA: he threw some numbers into excel and wrote a book about it - which is as lame as Glen Dorsey after a particularly nasty chop block.
Comment by Brian — January 17, 2008 @ 2:45 pm