BLOGTOBERFEST! COUNTRY RHOADS EDITION

Sumo nutritional soup for most lucky football consumer. Enjoy.

Terrelle Pryor: go with Charlie Batch if you want to live. Pure, brilliant fantasy from SMQ.

Chas has news for Auburn fans: Paul Rhoads is a consistent defensive coordinator as long as the talent keeps coming. In regards to getting that talent in, he gets the mildish gas face in that department.

P.W. Botha gets the gas face!

Swindle Industries posts following:

--Greg Paulus wants-a you to treat him-a like the precious orchid he a-truly is.

---We went to an NBA game, and didn't even need our Ritalin. We will drop serious dollars to see the "Kiss Cam" employed in all political debates this year.

Giving him a siren? Brian's got the klaxons sounding with Pryor news.

DCS Football is a newish blog looking for reviews, critiques, questions, etc, so give him some, blogsluts!

Losers With Socks reviews who hates whom currently in the SEC. We, for the record, love everyone for the next eight months. Then it's death buffet time for motherfuckers, bustas, infidels, and punkass bitches everywhere.

Classin' up! Andy Staples, former Florida linemen and Tampa Bay Trib writer, classin' up with the SI.com gig. Unlike the Tampa Trib, CNNSI.com will never come off in smudgy patches on your fingertips...unless you're laptop is, like our, covered in blood most of the time.

Clay Travis is actually training for the combine. Given the grueling regimen involved, we give
an over under of three weeks until catastrophic knee injury.

Do you have a new blog, website, or simply want to send pictures of your cat in odd poses to Orson? Well, fuck your cat, lawya. Your college football website we do want to see, especially if you know you write new stuff on it more than once a week 'n stuff. Send to harumphharumph of the yahoo variety, and we'll take a look, link, and then send your url to spammers in Vanuatu.

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