MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY
by Orson on Jan 16, 2008 5:13 PM EST
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Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
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I like to think this is from a re-enactment of the assassination of Archduke Francis Ferdinand.
Nonetheless, this man’s dedication to the craft of ’stacheiculture earns him 1000 cocktails!
by Eric on Jan 16, 2008 5:30 PM EST reply actions
I don’t care how many years it takes, that is totally gonna be me when I grow up. And by “grow up”, I mean more mature than now. Which may take a while.
by Berdingo on Jan 16, 2008 5:39 PM EST reply actions
Hey if them blacks got their fro’s… white men got this! LOL
by sportsbookers on Jan 16, 2008 5:55 PM EST reply actions
A lot of that starts from the chin, well below the Mendoza line for qualifying as a mustache. It’s impressive enough as a massive lip cozy, but the huge curls are actually grown from the beard area.
They’re also quite possibly fake, because that is some riduculous facial hair action going on. I’m not sure the human neck can withstand that kind of weight.
by Hannibal Montegna on Jan 16, 2008 5:57 PM EST reply actions
- I respectfully disagree. A righteous horseshoe (a la Hogan) or handlebar mustache is still a mustache even though they both leave the stuffy confines of the upper lip, no?
One must appreciate the sheer majesty of this soup strainer.
I envision this guy on a large wheel boneshaker bike.
by Irwin Fletcher on Jan 16, 2008 6:56 PM EST reply actions
I’m pretty sure that stuff is the same type of hair that rhinos grow into horns…..
by CLTDawg on Jan 16, 2008 7:33 PM EST reply actions
My friends call me…..Tim?
by Dr. William S. McPimpslap, M.D. on Jan 16, 2008 7:57 PM EST reply actions
Isnt this guy in the Guiness “Brilliant!” commercials?
I envision him starting every conversation with the word
“Bully!”…..like an old school bald strongman wearing the one armed Unitard and lifting the old school black dumbell with “100 pounds” in big white letters clearly marked with one arm over his head……
I wish more Muslims would do something more creative with their scraggly ass hair of beards and ’staches they try to grow…..make it more appealing to the camera before they blow themselves up
by Mr Pelican Pants on Jan 16, 2008 8:27 PM EST reply actions
- - Particularly because if you go the belt-of-C4 route, typically all that’s left is your shoes and – at some distance – your head, which went popping off like a low-velocity mortar shell. Why not leave a fab mustache behind?
by DC Trojan on Jan 16, 2008 9:03 PM EST reply actions
I think Dr. Pepper ought to use him for that passing contest at halftime… fire one through that ’stache hole and win a million dollars.
by Flatlander on Jan 16, 2008 10:15 PM EST reply actions
The (original) Orson Swindle in the New York Times!
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/17/us/politics/17carolina.html
by Will on Jan 16, 2008 10:17 PM EST reply actions
Paragraph 13, for the Vietnam era Orson Swindle mention
by Will on Jan 16, 2008 10:18 PM EST reply actions
Yea when I met Mr. Swindle this summer he jokingly told me I could only get a picture with him if I voted McCain. He was with McCain’s bro at the time (GT vs MD football game) Damn fine Americans both – John & Orson – but I really don’t think I’m a McCain guy.
by Brian on Jan 16, 2008 11:42 PM EST reply actions
18th c. Prussian military…they were the ultimate in gunmen-for-hire back in the day, bitches!
by Raider Red on Jan 17, 2008 12:15 AM EST reply actions
That’s gotta be a relative of Mike Holmgren.
by Geaux Irish on Jan 17, 2008 1:48 AM EST reply actions
That man alone has keep the stock price of Mel’s Mustache Wax high for the past five years.
by Will (the other one) on Jan 17, 2008 8:58 AM EST reply actions
Damn hard to come up with a pen name (nom de plume for you literate folk) that hasn’t been used.
Was John McCain held captive and tortured at UF too, or was that another McCain?
by SunDawg on Jan 17, 2008 9:00 AM EST reply actions
It’s the Pringles potato chip character. Or possibly a banjo player in a Dizieland Jazz band, circa 1890.
by J.J. on Jan 17, 2008 9:06 AM EST reply actions
that there’s and award winning mustache, to be exact.
by sean on Jan 17, 2008 9:31 AM EST reply actions
and the man has his own webgame. Some impressive pics there…
by sean on Jan 17, 2008 9:32 AM EST reply actions
This guy looks like he was in a Barber shop Quartet that ran away to join the Confederate Army
by Mr Pelican Pants on Jan 17, 2008 9:50 AM EST reply actions
I believe the proper term for that is a beardstache.
by ChemE93 on Jan 17, 2008 10:21 AM EST reply actions
I am still partial to the beard combover:
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/761/761527/superbowl-xli-sierramist-combover_1170716048.jpg
by Mr Pelican Pants on Jan 17, 2008 8:12 PM EST reply actions
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