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1
dave says:
Over/Under on how many years this takes?
January 16th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
2
Eric says:
I like to think this is from a re-enactment of the assassination of Archduke Francis Ferdinand.
Nonetheless, this man’s dedication to the craft of ’stacheiculture earns him 1000 cocktails!
January 16th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
3
Berdingo says:
I don’t care how many years it takes, that is totally gonna be me when I grow up. And by “grow up”, I mean more mature than now. Which may take a while.
January 16th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
4
sportsbookers says:
Hey if them blacks got their fro’s… white men got this! LOL
January 16th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
5
Hannibal Montegna says:
A lot of that starts from the chin, well below the Mendoza line for qualifying as a mustache. It’s impressive enough as a massive lip cozy, but the huge curls are actually grown from the beard area.
They’re also quite possibly fake, because that is some riduculous facial hair action going on. I’m not sure the human neck can withstand that kind of weight.
January 16th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
6
Irwin Fletcher says:
#4 I respectfully disagree. A righteous horseshoe (a la Hogan) or handlebar mustache is still a mustache even though they both leave the stuffy confines of the upper lip, no?
One must appreciate the sheer majesty of this soup strainer.
I envision this guy on a large wheel boneshaker bike.
January 16th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
7
CLTDawg says:
I’m pretty sure that stuff is the same type of hair that rhinos grow into horns…..
January 16th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
8
SpartanDan says:
It’s Tim the Enchanter!
January 16th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
9
Dr. William S. McPimpslap, M.D. says:
My friends call me…..Tim?
January 16th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
10
Mr Pelican Pants says:
Isnt this guy in the Guiness “Brilliant!” commercials?
I envision him starting every conversation with the word
“Bully!”…..like an old school bald strongman wearing the one armed Unitard and lifting the old school black dumbell with “100 pounds” in big white letters clearly marked with one arm over his head……
I wish more Muslims would do something more creative with their scraggly ass hair of beards and ’staches they try to grow…..make it more appealing to the camera before they blow themselves up
January 16th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
11
DC Trojan says:
#10 – Particularly because if you go the belt-of-C4 route, typically all that’s left is your shoes and – at some distance – your head, which went popping off like a low-velocity mortar shell. Why not leave a fab mustache behind?
January 16th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
12
beckett929 says:
damn…. even Captain Crunch is jealous
January 16th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
13
Flatlander says:
I think Dr. Pepper ought to use him for that passing contest at halftime… fire one through that ’stache hole and win a million dollars.
January 16th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
14
Will says:
The (original) Orson Swindle in the New York Times!
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/17/us/politics/17carolina.html
January 16th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
15
Will says:
Paragraph 13, for the Vietnam era Orson Swindle mention
January 16th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
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Brian says:
Yea when I met Mr. Swindle this summer he jokingly told me I could only get a picture with him if I voted McCain. He was with McCain’s bro at the time (GT vs MD football game) Damn fine Americans both – John & Orson – but I really don’t think I’m a McCain guy.
January 16th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
17
Raider Red says:
18th c. Prussian military…they were the ultimate in gunmen-for-hire back in the day, bitches!
January 17th, 2008 at 12:15 am
18
Geaux Irish says:
That’s gotta be a relative of Mike Holmgren.
January 17th, 2008 at 1:48 am
19
Will (the other one) says:
That man alone has keep the stock price of Mel’s Mustache Wax high for the past five years.
January 17th, 2008 at 8:58 am
20
SunDawg says:
Damn hard to come up with a pen name (nom de plume for you literate folk) that hasn’t been used.
Was John McCain held captive and tortured at UF too, or was that another McCain?
January 17th, 2008 at 9:00 am
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J.J. says:
It’s the Pringles potato chip character. Or possibly a banjo player in a Dizieland Jazz band, circa 1890.
January 17th, 2008 at 9:06 am
22
sean says:
that there’s and award winning mustache, to be exact.
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/schani.html
January 17th, 2008 at 9:31 am
23
sean says:
and the man has his own webgame. Some impressive pics there…
http://www.schanimitterhauser.at/englindex.html
January 17th, 2008 at 9:32 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
This guy looks like he was in a Barber shop Quartet that ran away to join the Confederate Army
January 17th, 2008 at 9:50 am
25
ChemE93 says:
I believe the proper term for that is a beardstache.
January 17th, 2008 at 10:21 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
I am still partial to the beard combover:
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/761/761527/superbowl-xli-sierramist-combover_1170716048.jpg
January 17th, 2008 at 8:12 pm