CURIOUS INDEX, 1/16/08

I fail to see any fault with WFV in this situation. Regardless of his feelings toward the school and its administration, one would expect CRR to think more of his former players than to attempt such sabotage.

Re: Chow: As long as he doesn’t end up at Alabama, I’m cool. Given the Pendry/Saban micromanagement allegation, I’m not too concerned.

I got a degree in Busyness for OPU. Sorry.

from, not for. Damn keyboard.

How about giving Norm Chow a shot at calling the plays at Florida? He’d call a better game without even knowing the system than Mullen did this year. At least Chow has experience as an OC.

Is it true that you can’t detect human growth hormones in a blood test? Why did the RR stealing/shredding files topic lead me to asking this question? It’s all just too damn confusing for my feeble engineering mind. Maybe Coop can shed some light on the subject. Afterall, RR did have a coaching stint at Climpsin.

No post on Pacman? that story is great on so many levels…

The fiancee has “Eat, Pray, Love.” I did not think it was a popular book. Shows what I know.

Glad I don’t own it, now.

I think her Mom also bought her the, “He’s Not Into You” book about a year after we started dating.

Yeah, this will end well for me.

Coop,

I hope the inevitable divorce doesn’t cost you too much.

If blood testing can’t detect HGH, why are some pushing for the MLB to start using it?

I was under the impression that blood testing was the absolute catch all.

Oh, and RR was “definitely” coming to Clemson had Tommy taken the Arkansas job. Picking out houses on Lake Keowee and everything, according to the Clemson Rivals site.

Because, you know, those people are in the “know,” the guy on the message board.

It’s the piss test that HGH doesn’t show up on. The blood test sees all.

The rumor du jor out of Oxford is that Kent Austin, former Ole Miss QB and current head coach of the CFL Saskatchewan Roughriders will be announed as Offensive coordinator.

We’ll see.

Way to get caught, DickRod. Dumbass.

Oregon’s helmets will be Hypercolor this year.

so RR gets a pass on being a dickhead?

Coop, you’re all right as long as she’s not getting any letters / packages from publishers. Because nothing says spiritual quest like getting an advance.

There are blood tests for synthetic HGH, but they are not considered particularly reliable. One Congressman has suggested that MLB collect blood samples now and freeze them until an adequate test is developed because the act of collecting the samples would have a deterrent effect.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/2008/01/15/2008-01-15_hgh_argument_freeze_now_test_later.html

Freezing baseball player’s blood now will bring Ted Williams back that much faster.

If RR is such a dickhead, and wanted to leave so bad, why didn’t he go to Bama last year?

Coop, if she mentions that she wants to go to Italy to learn Italian, it’s over. My wife has that book and I’m watching her warily. Next thing you know, she’ll be asking for the right to vote.

Reactions to Rodriguez situation….

WVU fan: WAAAAAAAAA, WAAAAAAAAAAAA, WAAAAAAAAAA, I didn’t want you anyway. I’m so much better off without you anyway. WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAA

U-M Fan: WHOOOOOOPEEEEE Tyrell Pryor’s coming! YAAAAAAAAAY Pryor. Wait don’t we have a kick ass law school that produces top notch attorneys that will have this $hit in litigation until the sad state of West Virginia runs out of money? YAAAAAAAAYYYY

OSU Fan: Uh-oh

If you don’t understand the difference between wanting Chow as an assistant, but not thinking he’s head coaching material, you don’t know Chow or football.

What? No burning sofa on a WVU thread? Just a measly BMW?

Coop, just tell your finance the title’s wrong, it’s actually “Pray, Eat, Love”.

Threadjack…
So last night I had the UM-OSU hoops game on the tube while I was messing around with some stuff in the house for some background noise. I am not sure at what point I picked up the Musburger licking and massaging of Jimmy Tressel’s undercarriage, but I figured out that he started at the red eye and was working his way through the taint, when I decided I had enough and ran some stuff to the basement. Of course he was already anointing them their rightful place as the loser in the BCS championship game since all of those juniors are coming back for their senior season. When I came back up MINUTES later he was just finishing off on the tip, saying something about them landing the top recruit in the nation, the Pryor kid from Penn.

Meanwhile… back right in front of you Mr. CJT “Service Center” how about an update on the hoops game you are actually covering.

The guy version is “Eat, Love, Leave”.

skinny @23

We played MSU last night. That is the basketball school up north. BTW, Pryor probably will go to the Bucks, just to piss everyone off.

The best part about all you guys dumping on RR is that WVU is not even specifying what was “shredded”, while RR has said exactly what he took and destroyed.
RR was your savior, now he’s a douchebag. Nice WVU, nice.

CB, you are right, it was MSU, I was just so mesmerised by the BM fawning over CJT, that I lost all sense of time and space, and of course the correct opponent for OSU.

FULMER CUP TOTE-BOARD IS LIGHT -

What have you guys heard about this Vols being busted for pot this weekend thing? And if it’s true the recruit in question committed to Oklahoma yesterday, who gets the points?

Hell hath no fury like a hillbilly scorned.

If you don’t understand the difference between wanting Chow as an assistant, but not thinking he’s head coaching material, you don’t know Chow or football.

Is this our AOL Commenter Award-winner of the week?

Orson,

What is with the Zwinky ad?

“Hi cutie, what’s your name?”

Looks like a pedophile trap, fer shur.

Oh Oh Dept:

Hope Chow does not take the ucla job.

He could sit back in his Manhattan Beach home, get reaquainted with the old lady, whom he has not seen in three years, find out if he can salvage the relationship with his USC-student-son, while still collecting $1+ million for the next two years and enjoy his life…..Or,….

he can take the ucla job with all of the stress and no extra money, make life a bit more difficult for USC, but still get whacked by PCarroll in the end…..

..Chow: Take the money and run! There will be many opportunities next year….

…even Ken Norton (ucla grad, now coaching at USC) did not take der Schlicktermeister Rick Nuheisel’s fools gold bait.

SKLM: Chow would have to be harboring a massive issue with Carroll and/or USC to take the UCLA job since he’d basically be doing it for free. Based on what he said in the LA Times I totally expect him to take the year off and enjoy the million dollars coming in from the Titans.

If Chow really wants to go against USC somebody else in the Pac 10 will make room for him next year or the year after that.

#28

the recruit is not a current player, nor was the recruit arrested.

To all you stupid fucking Michigan fans that claim RR is some sort of WVU savior, you must have only watched football since 1999. Jesus are you people fucking idiots. I can’t wait until you discover what you’ve got.

And I don’t understand how everything RR says you assholes take as gospel, while anything WVU says requires concrete proof. RR lied about what was shredded, lied about how his family has been treated, lied about not knowing he was being sued, lied about not knowing there was a buyout, lied about talking to Michigan, lied to Michigan about wanting to be at Michigan, lied to his wife while fucking 1 cheerleader and 2 real estate agents. Why do you insist on believing this guy, when no one at WVU has for years? Fucking blue idiots.

#24
Or the Tommy LaSorta version,
Booze,Porno,Sex,Pay,Leave…..or Pac Man Jones Cliff-Notes version:
Strippers,Missing Cash, Shoot,Leave w/ Handcuffs,Suspension

Oh, Oh Part TWO:

#33, Scott Wolfe of the Daily News writes that the Chow-ucla negotiations are in an advanced stage….