CU BUFF APOLOGIZES FOR THUGGISH RUGGISH STYLE

We apologize for putting the NOLA looter in there. He just wanted some beer.

Maybe hangin’ with AI & Carmelo is having bad consequences.

Breckenridge? That is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of that mountain is?

No apologies needed, Swindle. I hear he’s a big fan of EDSBS. In fact, he’s been a fan ever since he started his new job as Designated (golf cart) Driver for one Dennis Erickson.

1. - less than Vail, but that particular snow has always been overpriced. Same for the “Aspen” variety.

The ankle bracelet was a nice touch.

I was hoping you were going to write an article about Texas taking Alabama’s OC to be their RB coach/running game coordinator, or whatever unnecessarily long title Applewhite will be give tomorrow.

I know that BON wrote something up, but, well, you know…

So, let’s see, Texas takes Auburn’s DC, which Auburn fans were screaming was a lateral move, and now the Horns take Alabama’s OC for a position in which he won’t even be calling the plays, at least until Brown can find an administrative job for Greg Davis to do.

Conversely, who other than Kirby Smart wants to work for Saban for more than a year? I think Muschamp lasted two or three, but he seems to be a rather intense fellow, as well.

Fisher made it five years. His veins must run silver with mercury, since there’s no way a normal human being could make it that long with the Dark Lord.

Working for Saban is almost like taking a job out of college where you know going in that the pay is going to be great, the hours are going to be awful, your boss is a taskmaster, but if you can just survive a year or two, your student loans will be paid off and you’ll have an awesome resume.

      Saban is the giant law firm demanding you work 3000 hours a year of the coaching world.

At a school that cut paychecks to Gary Barnett and Rick Neuheisel and apparently used to employ Pac-Man Jones as its recruiting coordinator, a gangsta buffalo is the least of their problems.

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Beat me to it on the ankle bracelet, Coop. Will Cocky dress like that the next home BB game? That’d go over great in Forest Acres.

Barnett employed Eric Bienemy, which, truth be told, was much worse than Pac Man Jones.

ok, so it’s definitely dryer than florida here, but it’s not that dry. we’re 44% humidity today!

also, this dude has dressed like this before and no one said a damn thing.

Think I am going to comment on this?

No way, not in a thousand years.

Nope, wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole.

[/secretly inserting link into Nation of Islam sportsblog]

His punishment should have been to walk all the way down E. Colfax in that get-up.

Damned shame, ‘cause that may be one less ass in a seat when reFSU and Colorado kick off in Jacksonville this upcoming season. Another ACC game in Jax. Another embarassing attendence in Jax. Alabama ain’t pulling the ‘Noles’ asses out of this one, and the whole town loses (again).

its hard out here for a mascot.

“The Nuggets brass to took time away from giving out courtside seats to TI, 50 Cent, and Young Joc to express outrage at the Buffaloes portrayal of the hip hop culture as violent and thuggish.”

So who find this offensive and are they the ones being offended?

so does the tear drop tatt mean chip has killed a man…or done time??? i can never remember.

“Hey! That mascot is dressed up just like the people we pay to stand around in our music videos!”

“Let’s cap his ass!”

Considering that we’re talking about a buffalo named “Chip” (oh, the hilarity!) I can’t imagine why anyone is surprised he’s demonstrating poor taste. On the other hand, with the artillery AI used to carry around Philly, Chip is probably outgunned.

It means he killed another mascot. Chief Illini, I think it was.

That get up is a little better than the “Gangsta Bitch Minnie” outfit they had in DisneyWorld during kids day…..I hope he can pay off his Israeli gangster loanshark…..Mascots just wanna get Crunk!

Colonel Rebel is laughing.

Hey, #3. I want my two dollars.

I thought the tear drop means he was a convicted child molester? Oh, the irony, a child molester who likes to dress up as a mascot, who then dresses up a like gangsta,to get street cred and to attract kids…Please tell me he wasnt Crip Walkin’ to DJ Screw whilst hittin the Purple Drank…For Kids!!!

There are so many questions to be answered here.

1.) Who on the Denver staff cleared a mascot wielding a gun running on to the floor?
2.) Who allowed the mascot to do this from the university?
3.) Was this a stunt pulled by some Colorado State students?

And of course, the most important question at hand; how does this affect the Fulmer Cup?

One tear drop = one murder.

The WWF’s Undertake has three tear drop tattoos. Discuss…

“McCain’s campaign released a statement from Orson Swindle, who was a prisoner of war with McCain in Vietnam and who said that McCain never told the North Vietnamese anything.

“Nothing could be further from the truth. I know because I was there,” Swindle said in the statement. "

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/01/15/AR2008011502605_2.html?nav=rss_email/components&sid=ST2008011504575

I know it’s your alias is from this guy, but I found it interesting to see you mentioned in a major Washington Post story.

#27, there’s this thing called Photoshop, perhaps you’ve heard of it. That would be a mighty large firearm if it was actually real. It would provide a new definition for “hand cannon”.

#30, Yeah I know. I was joking. Jeez.

Yeah, me too! Jeez.

Sorry, I couldn’t tell from the hilarity of those questions.

“Real gangsta-ass bison don’t flex nuts ’cause real gangsta-ass bison know they got ’em.”

Weren’t there kidnapping charges leveled on one of the players during the McCartney era?

All I know is that buffalo better be damned glad that dog wasn’t there

#30, it takes a mighty big hoof to handle Meagtron.

Meatwad: Look, Err gave me a tattoo. See the man put me on ice. It’s tough isn’t it?
Frylock: Yeah, that’s really tough Meatwad.
Meatwad: It’s a clown and it symbolizes street warfare. See, I’m part of the clowns now you dig?
Frylock: Look Meatwad, you’re a detective. You’re sworn to uphold the law.
Meatwad: Whose law? Your law or mine, joker? Hey where’s my running crew? Yoo-hoo, running crew?

Go that way, REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, turn!

Now that’s a real shame when folks throw out a perfectly good white boy like that.

What a completely random picture of a gun to use in your photochop. It looks like a polished or hardchrome Glock with an aftermarket magazine well on the bottom. Seems like he’s ready to go to a practical shooting competition.

yeah, but the NBA is totally not trying to attract the hi-hop audience.

i personally love the house arrest ankle bracelet. how fun is that?