YOUR FREAKISH RECRUIT OF THE DAY: TERRENCE CODY
by Orson on Jan 15, 2008 2:37 PM EST
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PrintWe normally wouldn't highlight a 3-star recruit, but in Rivals' case we think they have it wrong: Terrence Cody is a four-star recruit on size alone, quality be damned. Something that big just needs four stars, agile or not. Cody, a juco defensive lineman out of Perkinston Gulf Coast Community College, may be the first who lists "plate tectonics" and "controlling tides" as hobbies. He stands 6' 5" and weighs 395 pounds, meaning he's a steak dinner shy of 400 pounds at any given moment.
Provided he stays with his verbal commit to Alabama--and we pray he does, since sudden movement could have an impact on water supplies and the gravitational/magnetic fields of the earth, and that means no internet for ten minutes NOOOOO--nicknames will be necessary for Cody. We suggest Antarctica, Galactus, and Saturn, and salivate at the thought of the world's first 1-5-5 defense.
Wanna know what Cloverfield is about? Spoiler! It's about Terrence Cody's eight grade trip to New York City.
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You know your big when there is no gap between your forehead and your nose, but enough room for a fat wrinkle……who needs a freakin helmet when the size of your head is 12- 5/8 ths WITHOUT the natty dreads….I think he gives Mangino a run for his money at the Golden Corral Dessert line….how do you actually measure a 40 yrd dash time since he has never actually had to run that far….ever?
by Mr Pelican Pants on Jan 15, 2008 2:48 PM EST reply actions
Jaysus Chroyst! E’s a beaut!
In all seriousness, he looks like the dude from The Mask. Not the Jim Carrey one.
by poguemahone on Jan 15, 2008 2:49 PM EST reply actions
Saban: “Glad to have you here Terrence. Who’s your friend?”
Silver Surfer: “ALL THAT YOU KNOW IS AT AN END!!”
Saban: I dont have time for this shit.
by Cincy on Jan 15, 2008 2:51 PM EST reply actions
Gotta be worth at least $300,001.
Sorry, I’m weak and could not resist.
by Unhappy Monkey on Jan 15, 2008 3:02 PM EST reply actions
I can only imagine him in practice tackling some 5’ 7" 160 scout team walk-on scat back.
by TideInTx on Jan 15, 2008 3:04 PM EST reply actions
Look up D.J Fluker, ’09 NT recruit commited to UA . The two of them could eat a small boyscout troop
by Tarpon on Jan 15, 2008 3:06 PM EST reply actions
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Why would anyone want to eat small Boy Scouts?
by Great Caesar's Ghost on Jan 15, 2008 3:09 PM EST reply actions
I think he is ok as long as he stays away from any and all Ephredra based products…..Ripped Fuel…..it’ll melt the fat away, or kill you trying……….This could be Sabans first cardiac patient during his patented 4th Quarter program, not the 4th Quarter Pounder Program sponsored by McDonalds
by Mr Pelican Pants on Jan 15, 2008 3:12 PM EST reply actions
#9
Because they are easier to catch than the WeBeLo’s
by Mr Pelican Pants on Jan 15, 2008 3:13 PM EST reply actions
Girl Scout cookie season is here with 2 new varieties for Cody to enjoy/consume/devour.
by Allahver Fist on Jan 15, 2008 3:27 PM EST reply actions
Nick Saban and Tim Tebow finally find common ground; they both recruit humans with outlandish proportions.
by Brian on Jan 15, 2008 3:28 PM EST reply actions
- and #12
Excellent work Pelican Pants, please update your blog more. We need intelligent bama fan blogs…
by T-Bird, T-Bird I love you on Jan 15, 2008 3:35 PM EST reply actions
This dude falling forward redefines “collapsing the pocket”.
by Paco on Jan 15, 2008 3:40 PM EST reply actions
Hope he ends up at USF so we can all, you know, laugh.
by Allahver Fist on Jan 15, 2008 3:41 PM EST reply actions
I don’t believe for a second that Mr. Cody can run a 5.5 second 40-yard dash as his profile alleges. Or, in the alternative, if Mr. Cody can indeed run the 40 yard dash in 5.5 seconds, then I believe by law that Mr. Cody needs an entire truckload of oxygen tanks and an overnight hospital stay to recover. And Funyuns.
by rjsplow on Jan 15, 2008 3:44 PM EST reply actions
So is that what all the Cloverfield hype is about?
by Out of Conference on Jan 15, 2008 3:49 PM EST reply actions
The original plan was to chain Major Applewhite to him, in order to prevent him from going to Texas. Major, upon learning of this, especially since his name contains a food name, fled.
by SH on Jan 15, 2008 3:50 PM EST reply actions
Man, I feel like a jackass. Damn captions on the pictures here screen scrolling and crap… yeah, that’s it.
by Out of Conference on Jan 15, 2008 3:50 PM EST reply actions
Unfortunately, Saban won’t have time for 100 lbs. of his shit, and he will be reduced to normal size for an OLineman.
by Herb on Jan 15, 2008 4:04 PM EST reply actions
Hope he ends up at USF so we can all, you know, laugh.
I don’t think they make singlets in his size.
by Rival on Jan 15, 2008 4:09 PM EST reply actions
- - “Intelligent Bama fans” don’t exist. I kid……I kid. But I knew someone who meant it would post eventually so I did it first.
by Last Dragon on Jan 15, 2008 4:26 PM EST reply actions
only nickname possible: Mongo
“If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad.”
by kleph on Jan 15, 2008 4:49 PM EST reply actions
Unfortunately for Cody, the 6’5" is about 4 inches generous while the 395 is spot on.
by dirt10 on Jan 15, 2008 5:57 PM EST reply actions
I knew we’d get to the point in “college” athletics when a student-athlete’s weight would exceed his SAT. Sort of like shooting your age in golf. Congrats, Cody.
by Daniel on Jan 15, 2008 6:50 PM EST reply actions
On his video, he is listed at 6’8", 375. Which really changes very little about this thread.
by carlinthemarlin on Jan 15, 2008 8:09 PM EST reply actions
Looking for a nickname? I have a few suggestions.
Since this dude is the size of an average American dwelling, I think “Condo” Cody has a nice ring to it.
Or, since any land mass that large should probably have it’s own post office, I offer “Zip Code” Cody, or just “Zip” Cody.
He looks like a funky fellow and is as large as a 4H Fair prize winning bull, so his rap name should be Moo Ko Dee (“Moo” Cody )
by J.J. on Jan 15, 2008 8:12 PM EST reply actions
i thought the cloverfield movie was about when tebow went to ny to pick up his heisman?
by the r.o.b. on Jan 15, 2008 8:48 PM EST reply actions
i’m gonna have to go with calling him “Ookla”.
if anyone here remember “Thundarr the Barbarian,” you know what i’m talkin’ about.
by rt on Jan 15, 2008 11:35 PM EST reply actions
Damn, this guy is definitely one of the hugest beasts to hit the gridiron since Gilbert Brown manned the middle of the d-line for Green Bay.
by Dave. Nemetz on Jan 15, 2008 11:37 PM EST reply actions
Lord of the Rings followed by a “Thundarr” reference.
Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddss !!!!!!
by Scalz1 on Jan 16, 2008 7:58 AM EST reply actions
Cody’s still awaiting clearance from the NCAA, they contend that he counts as two scholarships instead of one, the University is appealing.
by slammer on Jan 16, 2008 9:39 AM EST reply actions
#3
the kid in the movie mask (Eric Stoltz) is named Rocky Dennis.
And yes, he looks just like him.
by anon on Jan 16, 2008 10:55 AM EST reply actions
So, theoretically, what would happen if Tebow was running a sneak (the unstoppable force) and ran into Terrence Cody (the immoveable object)?
I think we now know how the big bang started…
by Steve on Jan 16, 2008 12:10 PM EST reply actions
He’ll need a suitcase that can hold two midgets.
by John In Huntsville on Jan 16, 2008 4:58 PM EST reply actions
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