JOE TILLER: THE HANDOVER

Must be the off-season, I only get the non-football allusions.

Purdue Football: They can help you lead a better life

Purdue has brought in Eastern Kentucky head coach Danny Hope to be their AHC next season, and replace Tiller in 2009.

One of the rejects in the photos, the one with the mustache, is either Purdue’s OC or DC, and he has been stepped over for the job, but will remain on staff next season at Purdue.

The non-mustached guy, I have no clue who is. It has the Univ of Wiscy image on the photo, but that is not Bielemma, who would be crazy to leave Purdue for Wisconsin, anyway.

Hilarious, but…
… maybe you should steal other people’s bandwidth by hotlinking images. Looks like “unconfirmedsources.com” already figured you out and replaced the hotlinked image.

Really, hotlinking is a pretty dirty thing to do – especially from a highly trafficked blog like EDSBS

DIABEETUS!

“shouldn’t steal other people’s bandwidth”, that is.

Fixed, save for the Rivals hotlinking, which we’ll do all day.

The non-mustached guy is Paul Chryst, the OC at Wisconsin. Depending on who you believe (that bastion of journalistic integrity known as the Indy Star or Morgan Burke, the Purdue AD), Chryst either was or was not offered the job, and either turned it down or never had the opportunity.

The other candidate is Brock Spack, current DC at Purdue. His major selling point is that he cusses at IU license plates.

Danny Hope was the OL coach when Tiller came to Purdue from Wyoming, and put 7 lineman in the NFL, including Matt Light of the Patriots. Somebody had to protect Drew Brees, since Garret Bushong wasn’t on campus yet.

The Retired Joker Dept:

RE: Tiller: Isn’t that Nicholson in the ‘About Schmidt’ movie?

O, were we in junior high, who am I kidding, or high school, and I heard #4 say that to you, I would dare you to kick his ass.

Matter of fact, you should just go and cyber kick his ass, whatever that entails.

Purdue had a DC?? And by that, I mean, Purdue had a defense? And someone was, in fact, in charge of it?

It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can’t sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and I took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife.

#11

Sounds like diahbeetus!

Eat some oatmeal.

Then chase after Tom Cruise with your albino henchman.

The call Liberty Medical and check your blood sugar.

You’ll feel better.

I thought we banned all talk of the Big 10 til they won another MNC game…….is it me or do all fat, balding men with mustaches live for retiring to a ranch to become rustlers and wearing jean jackets with wool liners year round? Wilford Brimley would hotlink all day long as long as his Diabeetus doesnt flare up….
PGA golfer Craig Stadler would coach football if his Mustache Diabeetus doesnt flare up……

The photo of the ’stache in the oatmeal is a bit disturbing to me.

Note to self: no more eating lunch while reading EDSBS.

Nick Saban does not have time for this shit

Things must be reel baaaad in Boilerland when you beat some directional skool from michigan by 3 pts on the last play of the game knowing they LOST to Clempson by 56 or something like that.

Actually, no, that’s about par for the course. We had a couple of nice seasons, but other than those, all we expect are winning records and early bowl games. If we win the bowl, so much the better.

Prior to Tiller’s arrival, a good season was when someone else had to forfeit a game to us and we ended up with a winning record.

Sadly, that is not hyperbole.

I love the action shot of Brock Spack on the sideline. That’s from the infamous “It’s 49-21, sweetheart” ND-Purdue game. Ahh, the dulcet tones of Ron Franklin, belittling a sideline reporter…. does it get any better?