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Sometimes, even for a pimp, it's all too much. (HT: RCR.)

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Its hard out there for a pimp.

Ill show myself out now.

by Port City Gangsta on Jan 14, 2008 4:36 PM EST reply actions  

It’s the closest thing to sex he’ll ever have…let him cry in peace.

by lance harbor on Jan 14, 2008 4:44 PM EST reply actions  

I’m at a loss. The only thing I can say is if that guy’s in the army (judging by the boots) then the terrorists have already won.

by Brian on Jan 14, 2008 4:47 PM EST reply actions  

Appropos of…nothing? He would be embarrassing if he wasn’t so damned ridiculous…and living proof of why some people should only let their mothers dress them. Uh…unless he did, then my apologies.

by sb on Jan 14, 2008 4:50 PM EST reply actions  

Dad?

by The Song of Hiawatha Francisco on Jan 14, 2008 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

An early lead for caption of the year orson.

You have to love Futbaw. Even in ultimate victory your program is still ridiculed

by tzubear on Jan 14, 2008 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

Ah, ah, ah dropped mah corndog.

by Allahver Fist on Jan 14, 2008 5:04 PM EST reply actions  

i think he looks glorious

by beerbaron on Jan 14, 2008 5:06 PM EST reply actions  

This guy just woke up in section 636 of the superdome.

Future divorce and unemployment realizations.

by hunglikehussain on Jan 14, 2008 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

Looks like someone needs to hold that Tiger.

(not it!)

by DC Trojan on Jan 14, 2008 5:08 PM EST reply actions  

I guess pimpin really… isn’t easy?

by Picture Me Rollin on Jan 14, 2008 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

It was bad when dey took his wemmen; but he lost it when dey took his pimp hat!

by SunDawg on Jan 14, 2008 5:41 PM EST reply actions  

he’s crying b/c its easier to climb down mt. everest than from the cheap seats in the dome. right now he is about 10 stories above the earth with nothing but really, really steep stairs in front of him…and more than likely a slight inner ear problem.

by gerry dorsey on Jan 14, 2008 5:50 PM EST reply actions  

Is that Tony Romo??

by Mr Pelican Pants on Jan 14, 2008 5:59 PM EST reply actions  

DC Trojan wins. Everyone else just wishes they had the opportunity to let it all out after watching their school win.

Myself, I had a great time with my Dad. But we didn’t cry like some sissies or nothing. Just drank a bit. And I don’t want to live in a country where a father and son can’t celebrate a national title and a great season by getting tore up together.

by Joshua on Jan 14, 2008 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

Oh and Gerry wins as well. As a fellow Saints fan, I think Gerry is well acquainted with the endless ramps just to get to the section and the massive, steep stairs to get to your row and the sore calves the next day.

by Joshua on Jan 14, 2008 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

Dad…is that you?

by mp on Jan 14, 2008 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

Someone had best be firing up the Fulmer Cup scoreboard because the Cougs need them some points!

http://www.theolympian.com/sports/story/326749.html

Peruse the bottom half of the article for the beginning of something football-related that we might actually be competitive in.

by RRTX Coug on Jan 14, 2008 6:51 PM EST reply actions  

The reality of paying 2000 bucks for a nose-bleed ticket set in….

by KT on Jan 14, 2008 6:59 PM EST reply actions  

The reality of paying 2000 bucks for a nose-bleed ticket set in….

And the Cadillac and gas money’s spent.

by Brian O'Blivion on Jan 14, 2008 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

Long live the pimps. Although I think having a pic like this get out on the Interwebs could jeopardize his membership in good standing.
www.tigerpimpnation.com

by TigerNacho on Jan 14, 2008 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

Looks like a wrist injury….could be his drinkin’ hand. That can happen in New Orleans.

by Flatlander on Jan 14, 2008 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

@ Mr. PP

Actually, that should be TO, no? Crying, you know, ‘cause he’s always had his QBs back…

by CLTDawg on Jan 14, 2008 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

I actually cried like that the morning after I spent a night in the Superdome. Although, that was after Katrina…

by Doctor Strange on Jan 14, 2008 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

Those shoes do NOT go with that outfit.

by Annapolis Doug on Jan 14, 2008 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

I can say with some authority that this individual is not a member of the TigerPimpNation!

by TPN on Jan 15, 2008 12:32 AM EST reply actions  

You know at first glance I thought maybe tosubuck had lost a bet and had to wear that getup in public.
But then I realized he wouldn’t have the testicular fortitude to do it even if he had made the bet.

by Charlie Murphey on Jan 15, 2008 8:15 AM EST reply actions  

There’s too much ridiculous shit going on with that outfit to pick out any one thing to mock. However, he didn’t pay several thousand dollars to have lights in the shape of the tiger eye installed on his cape so he has the Georgia superfan beat. Can’t find a pic, but enjoy the douchebaggery of this dude:
http://dawgs.com/images/fbfiles/images/DSC005742.jpg

by Biggus Rickus on Jan 15, 2008 8:16 AM EST reply actions  

Jawja fans are the doucheiest dressers.

by Allahver Fist on Jan 15, 2008 8:50 AM EST reply actions  

I don’t know about douchiest, but my brethren can certainly douche it up with the best of them.

by Biggus Rickus on Jan 15, 2008 9:04 AM EST reply actions  

If I don’t get fired, which I kind of hope I do, from my job before the next UF/UGA game, I’ll be working a kicked dog length from the hotel the UGA Boosters usually stay at. Pics shall be taken.

Shoulda seen the shit they wore last year. I thought for sure one must’ve been retarded.

by Allahver Fist on Jan 15, 2008 9:15 AM EST reply actions  

This talk of bad dressing and GA-FL brings back a memory of watching a game back when Goff was getting his ass kicked by Spurrier. They flashed back to the ‘76 game and showed some fans entering the stadium before the game, including a guy in an orange leisure suit and a matching ten gallon hat. I laughed, obviously, but thinking about it, I bet there was a red clad counterpart somewhere in the stadium that day. I like to think they both got liquored up on bourbon all day and squared off in the parking lot after the game to settle once and for all who was king of ugly polyester clothing. I would have put money on the Gator fan, because the kind of anger caused by Dickey’s 4th and dumb call that day would have been a fine source to draw from.

by Biggus Rickus on Jan 15, 2008 9:30 AM EST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!!! Rick D. unable to stem the tide of emotion!!! That’s a West Point graduate AND immense LSU fan who’s always been emotionally rooted to the program! Congrats Rick…who would’ve thought it would ever get as good as it is now?

by Bob Carr on Jan 16, 2008 8:58 AM EST reply actions  

“If I don’t get fired, which I kind of hope I do, from my job before the next UF/UGA game, I’ll be working a kicked dog length from the hotel the UGA Boosters usually stay at. Pics shall be taken.

Shoulda seen the shit they wore last year. I thought for sure one must’ve been retarded."

Just move on a little further south along I-95 and you can catch all the orange and blue mullet heads going to the game. Hell, I even saw one dressed “nice” at the Houston Open (I refute corporate sponsorship) last year. He was so proud walking around with his mullet and his UF polo.

There are douchebag fans all around the world. Not even college football has a lock on them, and certainly not one team.

by Russ on Jan 16, 2008 11:43 AM EST reply actions  

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