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June Jones and the Magic Playbook. There's three parts, all posted below. Just...just watch it.

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holy shit! my mind has just been completely fucking blown.

by suicidewatch on Jan 11, 2008 12:33 PM EST reply actions  

All the production values of a porn film, and yet no naked hotties anywhere. At least not before 1.54 in the first clip, which was as far as I could make it.

It all makes sense now – I mean “Colt Brennan” and “June Jones”? I didn’t think those were real names.

by DC Trojan on Jan 11, 2008 12:33 PM EST reply actions  

Hawaii threatened to release that if June Jones left for SMU.

I guess they weren’t bluffing.

by Rival on Jan 11, 2008 12:41 PM EST reply actions  

This is glorious. Pony up motherfuckers

by NDEddiemac on Jan 11, 2008 12:42 PM EST reply actions  

They should have taken the budget for this crap and bought some soap or a carpet cleaner.

by CapstoneAlum on Jan 11, 2008 12:45 PM EST reply actions  

Mahalo………I think.

by reb pup on Jan 11, 2008 12:50 PM EST reply actions  

What in the blue fuck WAS that?

by Brian on Jan 11, 2008 1:20 PM EST reply actions  

Shut your eyes, Marion! Don’t look! Don’t look!

Although it’s good to see Jesse Ventura get back into acting.

by WDamnE on Jan 11, 2008 1:26 PM EST reply actions  

…I think I need to go lay down…

by Nate on Jan 11, 2008 1:37 PM EST reply actions  

That stache master is Hawai’i’s O-Line coach. I wonder if the last task of the cave is to block Marcus Howard…

by MightyMightyMitzu on Jan 11, 2008 1:47 PM EST reply actions  

So that’s what Hawaii was doing instead of preparing for the Sugar Bowl…….if that were real life, the statue unveiled at the end would have been of Marcus Washington and as it toppled over, the other players would have ole’d as it passed by on it’s way to crushing Colt Brennan.

by Tatum on Jan 11, 2008 1:54 PM EST reply actions  

Of course I mean Marcus Howard, I’m a dumbass….and I’m blaming it on having just watched all three of those videos.

by Tatum on Jan 11, 2008 1:57 PM EST reply actions  

(Said in Foghorn Leghorn voice) I demand my 21 minutes back Swindle. Demand, I say!

by shovel pass on Jan 11, 2008 2:03 PM EST reply actions  

I’m the sniper bitch from Full Metal Jacket. Fucking shoot me.

by EZ on Jan 11, 2008 2:09 PM EST reply actions  

Norm Chow?

by lance harbor on Jan 11, 2008 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

So that’s where Hawaii’s $50,000 recruiting budget went. Is it just me, or did the statue look like Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson?

by Derrick in SD on Jan 11, 2008 2:29 PM EST reply actions  

What……Where did you……..What?!?!?!

That deserves an oscar! Or at least a People’s Choice.

by Charlestownecock on Jan 11, 2008 2:38 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe they should have leaked this before the Sugar Bowl…no way could Georgia have taken Hawaii so seriously if they’d seen this beforehand.

by Billy in Baton Rouge on Jan 11, 2008 2:44 PM EST reply actions  

DC-

I can’t wait to see the SMU sequel. Rest assured, there will be breasts galore, cocaine, high speed chases, free flowing alcohol and lotsa explosions with an encore performance by Larry Hagman.

It will get Five Stars. Joe Bob sez check it out.

by yoyofutbawl on Jan 11, 2008 3:06 PM EST reply actions  

What the hell? Who sits there and thinks this is a good idea? Furthermore, who the hell listens to the idea, thinks it is also a good idea, and actually approves it?

by LloydCarrIsAChildMolester on Jan 11, 2008 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

If you’ll excuse me, I have to go inject massive amounts of PCP.

by DHC on Jan 11, 2008 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

Haven’t puked in a toilet in weeks … until now.

by SunDawg on Jan 11, 2008 4:23 PM EST reply actions  

You got to watch part four.

In it Colt is revealed as the one that can open the playbook, as he is the one that made the “most sacrifices”.

Yea, that’s bout right.

by hunglikehussain on Jan 11, 2008 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

At least they didn’t rap.

by mhentz on Jan 12, 2008 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

Wait, wait.. they put a blooper reel on the end? This is fantastic.

Having viewed part 5, “June Jones and the Depantsing on the Bayou”, I am highly anticipating part 6: “June Jones and the Cashcow Mustang Experiment”.

by Hobnail_Boot on Jan 12, 2008 10:25 AM EST reply actions  

“Now twis time, I want you to say it wif fweewing…..”
/obscure Kentucky Fried Movie reference—-the chinaman with the Elmer Fudd speech impediment……Also, is it me or does June Jones sound like Alan Arkin??? That was almost as fun as watching Georgia vs Hawaii, ’cept Colt look more relaxed in this…..just sayin…

by Mr Pelican Pants on Jan 12, 2008 1:32 PM EST reply actions  

I <3 Kentucky Fried Movie.

If I’m a Hawai’i fan, how do I feel about this movie? I mean, were they just trying to one-up K-State here? The whole thing is…unfortunate.

by Cochese on Jan 12, 2008 2:19 PM EST reply actions  

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