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January 11, 2008

WHILE WE’RE WORKING…

June Jones and the Magic Playbook. There’s three parts, all posted below. Just…just watch it.

Filed under: Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Mid Major Conferences, acting!, coaching coup by Orson Swindle

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28 Responses to “WHILE WE’RE WORKING…”

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suicidewatch says:

holy shit! my mind has just been completely fucking blown.

January 11th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
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DC Trojan says:

All the production values of a porn film, and yet no naked hotties anywhere. At least not before 1.54 in the first clip, which was as far as I could make it.

It all makes sense now – I mean “Colt Brennan” and “June Jones”? I didn’t think those were real names.

January 11th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
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Rival says:

Hawaii threatened to release that if June Jones left for SMU.

I guess they weren’t bluffing.

January 11th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
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NDEddiemac says:

This is glorious. Pony up motherfuckers

January 11th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
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CapstoneAlum says:

They should have taken the budget for this crap and bought some soap or a carpet cleaner.

January 11th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
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reb pup says:

Mahalo………I think.

January 11th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
7

Brian says:

What in the blue fuck WAS that?

January 11th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
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WDamnE says:

Shut your eyes, Marion! Don’t look! Don’t look!

Although it’s good to see Jesse Ventura get back into acting.

January 11th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
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Nate says:

…I think I need to go lay down…

January 11th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
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MightyMightyMitzu says:

That stache master is Hawai’i’s O-Line coach. I wonder if the last task of the cave is to block Marcus Howard…

January 11th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
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Tatum says:

So that’s what Hawaii was doing instead of preparing for the Sugar Bowl…….if that were real life, the statue unveiled at the end would have been of Marcus Washington and as it toppled over, the other players would have ole’d as it passed by on it’s way to crushing Colt Brennan.

January 11th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
12

Tatum says:

Of course I mean Marcus Howard, I’m a dumbass….and I’m blaming it on having just watched all three of those videos.

January 11th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
13

shovel pass says:

(Said in Foghorn Leghorn voice) I demand my 21 minutes back Swindle. Demand, I say!

January 11th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
14

EZ says:

I’m the sniper bitch from Full Metal Jacket. Fucking shoot me.

January 11th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
15

lance harbor says:

Norm Chow?

January 11th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
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Derrick in SD says:

So that’s where Hawaii’s $50,000 recruiting budget went. Is it just me, or did the statue look like Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson?

January 11th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
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Charlestownecock says:

What……Where did you……..What?!?!?!

That deserves an oscar! Or at least a People’s Choice.

January 11th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
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Billy in Baton Rouge says:

Maybe they should have leaked this before the Sugar Bowl…no way could Georgia have taken Hawaii so seriously if they’d seen this beforehand.

January 11th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:

DC-

I can’t wait to see the SMU sequel. Rest assured, there will be breasts galore, cocaine, high speed chases, free flowing alcohol and lotsa explosions with an encore performance by Larry Hagman.

It will get Five Stars. Joe Bob sez check it out.

January 11th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
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LloydCarrIsAChildMolester says:

What the hell? Who sits there and thinks this is a good idea? Furthermore, who the hell listens to the idea, thinks it is also a good idea, and actually approves it?

January 11th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
21

DHC says:

If you’ll excuse me, I have to go inject massive amounts of PCP.

January 11th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
22

SunDawg says:

Haven’t puked in a toilet in weeks … until now.

January 11th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
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the croominator says:

Forgot Part Four…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_-bbaizXJk

January 11th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
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hunglikehussain says:

You got to watch part four.

In it Colt is revealed as the one that can open the playbook, as he is the one that made the “most sacrifices”.

Yea, that’s bout right.

January 11th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
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mhentz says:

At least they didn’t rap.

January 12th, 2008 at 12:24 am
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Hobnail_Boot says:

Wait, wait.. they put a blooper reel on the end? This is fantastic.

Having viewed part 5, “June Jones and the Depantsing on the Bayou”, I am highly anticipating part 6: “June Jones and the Cashcow Mustang Experiment”.

January 12th, 2008 at 10:25 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:

“Now twis time, I want you to say it wif fweewing…..”
/obscure Kentucky Fried Movie reference—the chinaman with the Elmer Fudd speech impediment……Also, is it me or does June Jones sound like Alan Arkin??? That was almost as fun as watching Georgia vs Hawaii, ‘cept Colt look more relaxed in this…..just sayin…

January 12th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
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Cochese says:

I <3 Kentucky Fried Movie.

If I’m a Hawai’i fan, how do I feel about this movie? I mean, were they just trying to one-up K-State here? The whole thing is…unfortunate.

January 12th, 2008 at 2:19 pm