SPIDER FEVER IN KNOXVILLE

He’s turned around two separate I-AA programs and the best he can get is an OC offer? Is he black or something?

hey biggus,

charlie strong doesn’t get it.

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Actually, Clawson played football at Williams College (of 2007 gameday fame), a member of the whitest football conference in all the land – the D3 NESCAC. Known in some circles as the “New England Slow Caucasian Athletic Conference.” On a positive note, Belicheck and Mangino both played ball in the NESCAC, so it has spawned some talented coaching minds.

Spider Fever sounds deadly, the CDC should investigate that shit.

[rocking back and forth in the corner clutching teddy bear named Trooper Taylor]

This sort of thinking worked for Oregon this year, well it did until Dennis Dixon’s knee had other plans, as we saw yesterday.

As for Charlie, go find some video footage of him speaking.

If Ron English had Strong’s defensive mind, players at Florida, etc…

he would be the head coach at a BCS school by now and the BCA would have a bit less to complain about.

FAIL! Richmond lost to the Goons from Boone in the semi-finals.

Oh, and to clarify, I would say the exact same thing about Bud Foster that I said about Strong.

Nobody wants to hire a guy with a nasty goatee who wears his “ball cap” on backwards on the sidelines, has a chaw in, well unless you are Clemson circa 1981, and could not put two complete sentences together with an English professor and Microsoft Word by his side.

Holly, you got Drayton, Taylor will be expendable if you win, as the recruiting will take care of itself up there.

Taylor needs to continue pursuing other OC jobs, if he wants to be an OC.

Transitive football herpes !! Catch the fever !!!

Given that most college sportscasters are hoping Sportscenter discovers them, we have to vote for the parapets on the SIKE call.

I mean Stuart Scott might use it, but that’s about where they’d draw that line.

Holly,

On the bright side, should Taylor leave you no longer have to root for a grown man named Trooper.

Sorry FSU fans, it looks like you’ll be saddled with a Jimbo for a long time to come.

This gives Orson a reason to keep the phrase “fuck dat Spider” in his vocabulary next fall.

“Nobody wants to hire a guy with a nasty goatee who wears his “ball cap” on backwards on the sidelines, has a chaw in.”

Speak for yoself. That description gave me semi-wood.
I think the one requirement for coaching on UT’s staff is that you have to be able to beat KY. Only 14,000 coaches even meet that criteria.

“Sike”?

I vote for parapets. Quick, before he ends up on Sportscenter.

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I had absolutely no doubt in my mind after reading the article, but before reading the comments, that the phrase “fuck dat spider” would appear before comment #15.

Thank you, sir.

What happened to the guy who did the “transitive football herpes” and “transitive football crabs (can go backwards)” comparisons? With the Michigan win in the Cap. One Bowl those crabs must have ended up infecting most of the SEC and probably spread to some other conferences via bowl wins as well right? Was anyone spared?

Off-topic, but I’d always assumed it was spelled “PSYCH!” since, you know, you were screwing with somebody via PSYCHology, i.e. PSYCHing them out, etc.

On-topic, first usage gets Generation Xish childhood nostalgia props. Second usage, parapets. And pikes at the bottom.

The announcer apparently thought a 17-14 game with 5:36 left was “over”

I heard someone mention Clawson to UT and I prayed it was Casey. I hear he can coach offense with one hand tied behind his back.

I’m kinda glad UT didn’t get the Meechigan guy and bring Ryan Mallet, so there’s no drama next year. Cromptonites of the World Unite!

But I’ll admit I’m also sorta disappointed that UT didn’t find a OC that runs the spread option. Florida proved that it really can work in the ESS EEE SEE……..(for 3 losses and a 3rd place finish in the division.)

etsuVol,

until you change your name to etsuTiger.WarEagle/Plainsman, etsuDawg, or etsuWolverine, you don’t have much room to talk.

I saw Richmond play at App and there were a good team but I can’t really tell you anything specific about their offense because style-wise it was fairly standard. I don’t mean that in a bad way, it was a good O and they played fundamental football and used the talent they had as well as possible.

Their team was lead by a bruising RB who App shut down early. This lead them to go to the air, the got a few big plays that way because App ( a team that had struggled against the ground game this year) was focusing on stopping the RB so their QB got some 20 and 30 yard completions despite being only and average pure thrower. He was mobile though and he ran for several first downs. Richmond did keep pounding the RB between the tackles all game, despite it initially being unsuccessful, enough to eventually wear down Apps small frontline enough for the run to be effective in the second half.

Overall it was a fundamentally sound run-first attack but one that was perfectly capable of throwing effectively. Despite the QBs speed they didn’t seem to run too many designed QBs runs besides a draw or three, so don’t look for an option to come to Knoxville or anything

I have plenty of room to talk. Who were the SEC East champions again?

No, no, you’re right. An SEC East championship ring is a beautiful piece of jewelry.

However, I’d say that an offense capable of putting up 59 points and over 550 yards against the SEC East champions can “work” in the ESS EEE SEE.

1. quit making excuses for the Urban legend’s ZOOK-like 2007 season.

Yeah it worked great against the Vols that day. Unstoppable. But we all saw as the season wore on that as Tebow took and delivered hits that it wore down. I mean, Georgia won for only the 2nd time in like 15 years?

If somebody said before the season your team is going to get 2 pummellings but still go to the championship game, who wouldn’t take that? If Erik Ainge could tell white jerseys from orange he’d be an SEC champion right now.

I’ll give you that. Tebow did take a beating and the wear and tear didn’t help us out much as the season went on. However, I think our defense was more to blame than our offense.