Thanks to Latin Rapper.com for your Friday cheesecake. Enjoy your weekend, something we said yesterday because we really did lose track of the day. Your benefit, though, since this makes twice the cheesecake for the week, though nothing can really compares to yesterday’s haul. (Competing with Brazil in bunda is like competing with Russia in money laundering. You’re really just playing for second place all along.)

Now, for real: enjoy your weekend. Don’t give up–you’ve got a reason to live without football. And that reason is signing day! After that, it’s everybody for themselves like we’re all in 28 Days Later.